Its the only day I can watch this....I'm legally changing my name to Dennis today.

I'm a unique and beautiful flower with a magical smell and a cool job. So when I play DnD I'm a regular guy named Kurt who smells a bit odd and has no hobbies.

Hello @actualnames.bsky.social, please enjoy one of my favorite guys: Increase Eldridge Noyes

BEEP BEEP my piece for a recently concluded game of art telephone. the full gallery will be up my website in a day or two

"Actually no, we should not strive to emulate the colonist puritans (pilgrims)" - Me, a historian of puritan New England who loves those freaks but wouldn't wish their societal structure on anyone.

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

Checkin in on the engine crew

Showing how classy I am by listing all the kinds of clown that I know while at the banquet.

same

It is the well off gentleperson's luxury to be driven mad by the moon and the sea. We peasants must accept political and personal madness.

As if the Vatican hasn't been doing espionage and counter espionage for centuries longer than most countries have been independent states...and also, what blackmail can you gather that the CATHOLIC CHURCH hasn't already become experts in sweeping under the rug?

It is the well off gentleperson's luxury to be driven mad by the moon and the sea. We peasants must accept political and personal madness.

It is easy to forget but important to remember that, according to the conterminous John Copley, as painted in 1768, Paul Revere looks exactly like a young Jack Black.

People wanna call themselves gamesters but they have nothing on Hen Brome and the OG Complete Gamesters (The Compleate Gamster, Charles Cotton. 1710).

thinking of applying to be the disney imagineering ai executive and showing them my digital son forbo as my resume

Male youth culture is constantly swinging between metrosexuality and jackass. Pranks are currently down, mogging is up.

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

Embarrassed that my boyfriend keeps making fun of me for sitting on my azuki cream dessert and not remembering any spongebob lore. Drowning my sorrows by drinking a boss coffee in the shower at 8:30pm.

My idiot friend thinks penguins go "wack wack." They go "noot noot" you moron. You absolute neanderthal.

Office lighting is harsh and cruel. Coworkers, head down, covered in nervous sweat. I say, "Thank God its Whiskey Friday with Tony Doukoupil." Big cheer. Everyone laughs. Curtains.

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

My roommate an I finished Dragon Ball Super this morning and all I gotta say is that Android 17 is lying. You never see his wife and kids, even on the cruise. That fuckers gay and lying so he doesnt have to explain it to Goku, someone who doesn't even know what sex is.

making live visuals for PROBLEMS at @bostonbitdown.bsky.social #analogvideo #vhs #videosynth #visuals

Tuvok going for sluttiest tech photo in the cast

another sleepless night thinking about the dreaded fugu fish

hitting my dick with a hammer to make it look better

the human desire to ponder tom bombadil

Comparing folklores gets you a little too close to Campbell territory but Japan has a story about a lady who hated a bell so much that she became a demon. Rip van Winkle doesn't have shit on that.

Cordiality-mogging everyone at work by ending all emails in "with best regards,"

How the Hell was this man's actor 25 years old

...the aliens are racist...

Going for a walk in the Japanese countryside; and by walk I mean being carried around in a lil covered chair by two men with their asses out because they legally CANNOT wear pants.

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

I am that jewish man chugging honey in the ad and frankly, I'm just glad for this attention.

There is a man in the 1640s Massachusetts Bay Colony named "Increase Noyes."

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

close guantanamo and reopen ellis island

Being tokupilled means going from "wow these effects are pretty corny" to "this is literally the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life".

Some heroes with British accents got me a roll of toilet paper after I had already sat down in a hotel bathroom in Boston. I only ever heard the pair of them but it made me rethink my stance on The British.

"WHAT'D THEY DO TO US??"

now he's no longer here to contradict me, i am ready to announce that a human being couldn't possibly have written a book as ignorant and destructive as "Chariots Of The Gods". aliens wrote this book and EvD just took credit for their work

The cuck-chair in my bedroom is an Eames recliner because I like to keep it classy.

how your email finds me

happy 11 year anniversary to this image

Wishing everyone a wonderful gremlins time

If all offers are final then how is it even possible for you to be both flush and completely principled?