Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.

Shaggys back bby!

Thanksgiving Macy's parade SpongeBob big guy pants okay

Zootopia - Interpersonal bigotry is bad and government officials can conspire for ethnic political supremacy but the cops can stop it and are cool. Zootopia 2 - The wealthy can systemize bigotry into structural racism through generations by corrupting the media, government, and police.

The Pope is the antichrist, Peter? Boring Protestant bullshit! Protestants been calling the Pope the antichrist since only slightly after Martin Luther. I don't expect JD to be a good Catholic but just come out and admit you're actually a secret Baptist or something. The Eschaton will be televised.

how your email finds me

Should I do a deep write-up on Krippendorf's Tribe, the 90s family comedy where Richard Dreyfuss is a flailing Anthropology professor who dresses up as a fake African tribal leader to bolster his academic career?

Tried to get my fortune told but the card reader punched me in chest when I tried to sit down and shouted "Don't even think about the future asshole!"

In sumo news: Onosatos close to the edge 'grab a guy and hop forward' move continues to amaze me. Everything tells me that both of your feet leaving the ground is bad but then he does it and its good.

Always remember Big D's rule #1: If somebody starts talking about birth rates, put their head in the toilet then hit the bricks.

*eatin peanuts and drinkin tea* - to the tune of Otis Redding's Cigarettes and Coffee

There's... Something... on the wing of the plane! [Couples comm for @luxthebat.bsky.social and @propagandaowl.coolpics.biz]

One of the things that gets lost in translation is how rhythmic & fun to read the prose of the original Journey to the West is. Best way I can describe it is "Imagine if Dragonball was Written instead of Drawn" Esp. when for most of its existence, this is how story would've actually been read:

Autowriting a fantasy story at the speed of a brush pen.

nintendo ds feedback loop #videoart #glitchart #analogvideo #vhs

shooting game boys against a CRT for video feedback #videoart #analogvideo #gameboy

I was supposed to go to the gay academic mixer this morning but it was at 8:15 and frankly that scheduling is homophobic.

"Mr. Thomas Weston Merchant sent over 67 lusty men who settled themselves into part of the Massachusets-bay, now called Weymouth." - John Gent 1673 records the founding of Weymouth.

Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass. It NEEDS mass pushback.

I took a nice ghost photo in the corn

If you even think of debunking my alien, I'll probe you.

Its that time of year post your Festers

Ol' Clumbo was such an jerkoff that he was imprisoned and brought to trial by the same people who sent him to the 'new world' for being too brutal and killing or enslaving practically the entire population of Hispaniola (Haiti & D.R.)

Look, this is what Catholicism does so well. Yes girl, BRING OUT THE MONSTRANCE. MAKE THEM SAY IT IN FRONT OF THE BLESSED SACRAMENT. Martin Luther could *never*. He failed to predict the Trump Presidency and also is directly implecated. I am so serious.

Oct the 1st and the local owls are hooting for territory

I'm on record being against necromancy.

Begging Nintendo to save us with some hilarious lawfare

Life is like a video game in that you can go to your neighbors or strangers and ask for rumors and quests. If you complete a irl quest you might get irl cookies or baked goods or discount car repair

My favorite thing about the 1960s Batman show is that sometimes the villains would have to go to court. Like The Riddler would show up wearing his Riddler shit talking about "I don't know what you're talking about"

on that low key havurah swag, makin aliyah to a delicatessen, wailing at my small wall of lox, saying shehechiyanu over my schmear, casually adjusting the clips on my yarmuckle, never been to is it real never wanna be

love to krank my korn like a freak recently unleashed

How many Glups can I handle before I Shitto?

Has someone kicked YOUR dog? Better Call Kerpal!

"Mr. President we need to install you into The Golden Throne now! Mr. President, we cannot allow a chaos warp gap!" *General Buck Turdigson screams at the melting form of DJT*

At the mechanic again topping off my honk-juice. My psychiatrist tells me I should drink less caffeine.

Beavers pause while chewing trees to listen for movements so that the tree doesn't fall on them.

If I can't stand @ianfay.bsky.social at his "posting sexy watto/blobby" then I don't deserve him at his "posting x-men himbos"

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

i'm tried of talking about this, i'm not built to yap online i really just want to post art and run away 🏃‍♂️💨 but here we are. it's week 5 and it's gotten a lot quieter, please keep calling! 🧡

Today's historical reading: A Relation of Two Voyages to New England by John J Gent published 1676 about tourism he undertook in New England colonies in 1638. It is a page turner, every paragraph packed with an interesting detail of life's wonder and minutiae in the mid 1600s.

chooch.neocities.org/pics found a good neocities for anyone needing their choo choo fix

There was a man born in 1720 named "Freelove Lovejoy." Stranger still, he is the 4th "Freelove Lovejoy" in his family since 1650.

I see you have committed "The Debutante's Error,"...

Reporting on the way conservatives planned to promote Prager U while they were defunding PBS would have been useful context for readers and the general public.

Ya ever been Tubthumpin it Gangnam style and the Vengabus shows up?

but black dynamite i sell gacha to the community

"Good forenoon melancholic. Tis I,Cotton Mather.Ye hath complained of grievous and enduring melancholy, I shall cure ye with the strange effect of having ye haemorhoidal vein drawn upon by leeches. Tis incredible, how lightsome and easy many have been free of melancholy that had besotted them" -1724

This fall, Searoad will be back in print! This series of interconnected short stories winds through the lives of members of a small coastal community over time. Searoad will be available from the Library of America on October 7th. Cover design and illustration by Kimberly Glyder.