Don't worry, if you live in MA you can ignore the ballet initiatives people outside of the grocerys are asking you to sign. I asked, they are all bad.

Oct the 1st and the local owls are hooting for territory

I'm on record being against necromancy.

Begging Nintendo to save us with some hilarious lawfare

Life is like a video game in that you can go to your neighbors or strangers and ask for rumors and quests. If you complete a irl quest you might get irl cookies or baked goods or discount car repair

My favorite thing about the 1960s Batman show is that sometimes the villains would have to go to court. Like The Riddler would show up wearing his Riddler shit talking about "I don't know what you're talking about"

on that low key havurah swag, makin aliyah to a delicatessen, wailing at my small wall of lox, saying shehechiyanu over my schmear, casually adjusting the clips on my yarmuckle, never been to is it real never wanna be

love to krank my korn like a freak recently unleashed

How many Glups can I handle before I Shitto?

Has someone kicked YOUR dog? Better Call Kerpal!

"Mr. President we need to install you into The Golden Throne now! Mr. President, we cannot allow a chaos warp gap!" *General Buck Turdigson screams at the melting form of DJT*

At the mechanic again topping off my honk-juice. My psychiatrist tells me I should drink less caffeine.

Beavers pause while chewing trees to listen for movements so that the tree doesn't fall on them.

If I can't stand @ianfay.bsky.social at his "posting sexy watto/blobby" then I don't deserve him at his "posting x-men himbos"

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

i'm tried of talking about this, i'm not built to yap online i really just want to post art and run away 🏃‍♂️💨 but here we are. it's week 5 and it's gotten a lot quieter, please keep calling! 🧡

Today's historical reading: A Relation of Two Voyages to New England by John J Gent published 1676 about tourism he undertook in New England colonies in 1638. It is a page turner, every paragraph packed with an interesting detail of life's wonder and minutiae in the mid 1600s.

chooch.neocities.org/pics found a good neocities for anyone needing their choo choo fix

There was a man born in 1720 named "Freelove Lovejoy." Stranger still, he is the 4th "Freelove Lovejoy" in his family since 1650.

I see you have committed "The Debutante's Error,"...

Reporting on the way conservatives planned to promote Prager U while they were defunding PBS would have been useful context for readers and the general public.

Ya ever been Tubthumpin it Gangnam style and the Vengabus shows up?

but black dynamite i sell gacha to the community

"Good forenoon melancholic. Tis I,Cotton Mather.Ye hath complained of grievous and enduring melancholy, I shall cure ye with the strange effect of having ye haemorhoidal vein drawn upon by leeches. Tis incredible, how lightsome and easy many have been free of melancholy that had besotted them" -1724

This fall, Searoad will be back in print! This series of interconnected short stories winds through the lives of members of a small coastal community over time. Searoad will be available from the Library of America on October 7th. Cover design and illustration by Kimberly Glyder.

i wrote a doc explaining why it's important that you call Visa / Mastercard and how to make your complaint as effective as possible (script included) rentry.co/visa-masterc... for a campaign to succeed, it needs a high volume of legitimate Visa / MC users voicing their opposition to these policies.

By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.

this one was for the real ones

This clip aged like fine wine.

please censor all ichthyological slurs. idc if you're "taking it back" some of us have deep sea trauma

Giving up on my OC and asking artists to just draw me the sexiest Nightcrawler they can muster.

Child of Omelas? That’s thinking too small. What if like eight billion people suffered so a few dozen guys could live lives so insane they convinced themselves it’s more likely they’re inside a computer simulation

some people are goated with the sauce but i'm over here lethargic with the cream

Checkin in on the engine crew

Thinking about the fastest hotdog shooter in the west today

(1/2) Made custom lego statues, based on pixel art I drew of Kiryu and Majima from Yakuza. I limited myself to 8 colors (Including B&W). Kiryu's design was 32x32 px, Majima was 48x48 px. Drawing/building took about 8 hours total. Following up with some of the process. #Yakuza #LikeaDragon #Lego

Just one more follower and I've got that quote unquote nice number

Mamdani has announced that his first official act as antisemitic mayor will be to fill the tunnel with veal parm

found worm

Billy-Boy A face beloved by all of America. He loves his work. From a series on Political Figures, 2016. #glitch #analog #video #CRT

My goal is to continue in the footsteps of the great intellectual New England liars.

I've rocked out so hard to so many great djs and artists while playing Dancin Grannys

Exceptionally topical today

New Louisiana bill that bans weather modifying chemicals disbursed over 1000ft doesn't say shit about me cumming into my orgone cannon and bursting clouds with the ghost of Wilhelm Reich.

Recording live glitch art displayed on a Sony WEGA CRT with a Black Magic 6k Cinema Camera

Television isn't doin well, which is why now is the perfect time for Food Network to pick up my long finished spec series - "Can you poison Simon Mujumdar?"

Cybermancer 💾 Nintendo entertainment system glitch art #NES #glitchart #pixelart #cyberpunk #netart #cyber

Watching a compilation of old @tmbg.bsky.social TV appearances and I am reminded of this comic I made after listening to nothing but Dr. Worm for a week straight.