very cool having to start my day by talking to the state police bc someone tried to brake check me multiple times in the left lane then also did it to a bunch of other people. idk if they were tryna cause an accident but shit was scary af

shoot day at work

my music library reminding me that i am old

anytime someone starts a sentence with “the ai says…” i immediately start thinking to myself “holy cow wow this person is so fucking stupid”

my dad just texted me to let me know that he ate 3 packs of candy cigarettes today

one of my all time favorite albums Year Zero by Nine Inch Nails. released in 2007 and the songs are more relevant than ever. this is the cd i got back in high school from hot topic lol. some of my favorite high school memories were trying to figure out the arg with @pawberryjam.bsky.social

this would actually be a great plot for the film. hellboy is old constantly pissing himself while fighting off hoards of shitting demons.

we grow a strain called “swamp ass” at my work and its cool cause everyone gets to say “swamp ass” on the weekly call

Find My Friends for iPhone in 2011 #MobileAppHistory

where the heck am i going to upload my jimmy buffet songs about pooping in a margarita THE PEOPLE ALL WANT TO BUY IT FOR 99 cents OR MORE

youtuber that youtubes about youtubing

ive got all my hard drives at work named after each of the beatles and the it guy asked why i named the biggest and fastest drive ringo

my 128gb ram 5090rtx extreme threadripper computer is no match for yearlyfiscalreport.pdf this thing is tearing it the fuck up!!!!

SCHADENFREUDE INT'L takes control of the match and beat up ZSJ. Antonio Honda was given a chair to swing onto Zack but something stops him... Watch until the end aahahaha Zack Sabre Jr. - ごんぎつね (gongitsune) | Gon the Fox eye poke #ddtpro #ddtUP 🤼‍♂️

if you like watching 60fps upscales and keep motion smoothing enabled on your tv you are bad go away

if you know someone who works with ai its perfectly legal and okay to make fun of them until they quit their job and find something else to do

we should not allow people with the chatgpt medallion in public. they will get bullied and shamed just like the google glass guys.

💿 The Luigi’s Mansion disc is almost 50% Pikmin:

digimon: the movie (2000) used hit song all star by legendary band smash mouth one year before it premiered in dreamworks THE SHREK (2001) legend has it that the song was written about digimon

100% of venture capitalists will be operating their businesses on fake sales numbers and incorrect data analysis

sometimes i use the ipod to watch g4 tv for gamers

song of the day: for the dishwasher by deaths dynamic shroud

happy 11 year anniversary to this image

reboot scrooge mcduck as cyber and he swims in ram chips

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

had to show my id to buy this like it was some sort of porno

walked into the dispensary and some random lady i do not know told me that she loves the art that i make for the place and then a bunch of other people told me it was good too 🫡👍👍👍

💽 song of the day: lately by porches

they said michael eisner wasted loads of money but at least he didnt spend 1 billion dollars on a glorified snapchat filter app owned by an alleged sister toucher

every morning he steals my warm spot and hes too cute to move

if you ever think you are talking to a chatbot and want to confirm just start talking about shrek. chatbots cant help but talk about onions having layers.

coworker told me that he is doing the zyn and water diet for lunch everyday

i dont use streaming anymore but heres a lastfm collage of my top 20 played albums this year played from my personal music collection from ipod video, foobar2k and plexamp. 💽 i listened to all these albums A LOT and you should too 🎧

“OK GO” new song out now everywhere 🆗 ✅ prod. @russelbuck.com mastering by Ryan Schwabe poster @wolfears.net photoshoot & cover art @avas.cam “YCH” graphics and character @hazelboy.bsky.social

song of the day: slug by matt champion

stupidly making my job harder by forcing myself to come up with fun designs that can also be made into physical objects

analogue 3d n64dd talent studio if this was available in the US as kid i most def would have spent 1000+ hours messing with this lol

My daily driver

italian thanksgiving rocks you get all the regular stuff plus meatballs and stuffed shells

timesplitters rewind is so cool. single player has been really fun and multiplayer works great

the weed grow i work at let me build a multicam video studio at the office lol. i wanna use the space to invite my dj and music friends in, project @coolpics.biz visuals and shoot cool videos of the sets. would anyone i know be interested if i got something like this going?

the 60fps performance hack version of diddy kong racing runs great on the analogue 64 via the summercart. played for a bit last night with the wireless controller and it was a lot of fun!

StarCraft on the analogue 3d 🫡

animals partying last night in my backyard

was hoping to have the analogue 3d by yesterday but i ordered 2 of them so i think theyre making me wait 2 extra days

wore the whatcd shirt to work today and got asked how many torrents i am seeding

chromatic boyz - ipad sketch

walked into the bathroom at work and there was a dude sitting cross cross applesauce on the ground eating some sort of soup. i looked at him and said in a tim robinson style voice “you can eat soup here but you know it’s where we all poop and piss” he shrugged and i pooped.

big win for me spending the past 8 years working for little weed co instead of big hemp co