Feeling aroused? With your mobile phone, you have instant access to pornography at any time! But watch out: in some areas it’s considered a faux pas to view a pornograph in public. Make sure to be aware of your surroundings and their special rules. Well, you’re ready to masturbate. Best of luck.

stick and poke

Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business

I don't care if I missed screenshot saturday by an hour, look at this rocket i made today. It can be detonated manually (or crashed into wall) to create an impact that can be used to propel yourself forward. Still needs a ton of polish though #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames #screenshotsaturday

if i can run my bullshit once you just know i gotta run it twice to kill

I will pull up and kill you with my doohickey, dont fuck with me man

Every Steely Dan song sounds like it knows something about you

in the late 2000s people used to say "the Internet is forever" meaning online evidence of wrongdoing never fades, but that turned out to be very wrong. this shit is mad ephemeral. I executed a family of six with a claw hammer in 2013 and there's no evidence because I uploaded the vid in flash player

redesigned the player sprite to look less like link's deadbeat cousin from maryland and more like arle's half sister from jersey #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames

yes I kept getting anti-aired, yes i had a magic pixel of health left, yes i whiffed two supers, yes i did just start to panic mash, but yes i still won

aegis reflecting pool

Very WIP DQ3 inspired RPG about going home to your mom after saving the world that I whipped up in a night. Thought it'd make for a cute lil' side project #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames

Corvids are extremely intelligent and they have excellent taste.

not to suck nintendo's dick too much but it's kinda crazy they made the perfect controller back in 1990 and virtually every single controller since has been chasing it's coattails

The guys in BL doujins be moaning in autogenerated passwords like "aB6pVER2qYufFCAeR"

fighting the undead in #AstralKingdom #RPG #RPGMaker #JRPG #Gamedev #IndieDev #IndieGame

My next rpg is FERAL BLOOD DOLL. Play as a dual-personality sexworker fighting cops and feds in an underground city beneath the present-day US.

me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then

the opposite of "fromsoft" is "to hard". which interesting because that's what their games are

I cant ever listen to Carmen because I just hear that fucking Fazbear

Dug up some old screenshots of some games that never were #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames

Get this bastard in a hawaiian shirt, hand them a scratch off ticket, and reserve them a seat at margaritaville

People having to clarify that their art was not made using AI feels like when movies have a "no animals were harmed in the making of this film" disclaimer in the credits, I would have thought it was a given but unfortunately its not

(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

I'm pregnant with a video game. The game idea came in me so now I'm pregnant with it and developing it. It's tough labor but my game pregnancy should be over in a couple of months. Please look forward to when I give birth to the game on Steam

videogames are good you just need to be playing itchio pervert stuff or viewtiful joe

They call my girl nokia cause she's no khia

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my ex-situationship called me their two week minecraft phase

Presented my game at Boshi's place to an almost overwhelming sea of positivity. It really meant a lot seeing people play my game with the same attentiveness and excitement that I had making it. Huge props to Boshi's place and Fiona for hosting and organizing this event!!

Last minute menu polish before I present my run'njumpformer at Boshi's place tmrw #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames

Adding some background art to my lap based minimalist/maximalist precision platformer with buzzword buzzword buzzword lynchian e-sex & knuckles #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames