Before you get mad, remember: we're PAYING him to limit walks

This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.

With everything that's going on in the world today, we need to focus on concrete solutions to the most pressing problems.

THIS kind of sports betting is bad apparently

I was just searching for a quote from an old case and found it posted online in some law school summaries. ... MY law school summaries! Am... am I famous? www.scribd.com/document/249...

my new year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating

I’m seeing so much condemnation of the Carney government‘s response to the attack on Iran, and contrasting it to his speech in Davos. Did we hear the same speech? Wasn’t his entire point that international law is a sham and we’ll pick our diplomatic issues on a case-by-case basis?

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

Canada's official position at the UN General Assembly should be no more 3-on-3 hockey

Huge lineup on the Toronto Pearson runway as every plane on the tarmac was holding still for 45 straight minutes of, uh, de-icing

No one is saying anything, the plane’s just not moving off the tarmac 🇨🇦

This is actually fabulous news. Universities have had their hands tied behind their backs trying to grow, develop and compete with stagnant income. Staff and faculty have been drastically underpaid for a decade. The sticky wicket is going to be how to structure the increased charges equitably.

if you trained claude on everything there has ever been written about color and the experience of seeing color, would it learn anything new if you showed it a red rose?

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

On the one hand it’s probably unlikely China will actually impound and confiscate the Stanley Cup; but on the other hand can we really take the chance? Think I’ve gotta go with Trump on this one

Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

A real, proper waiver of tort case! They DO exist!

“Murray Ostril: '...They Don't Sleep Anymore on the Beach...'”

it's gonna take a lot to drag me away from Yu

More like the… 𝐵𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑃𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑒

There is no way my hot-take prediction for 2026 checks off in 48 hours

if mike judge married judge reinhold his name would be mike reinhold

I know I'm screaming into the void here but the original "implies the existence of" tweet was clever and everyone loved it while apparently not understanding it at all

Some guy at the dentist just laughed when asked if a random Thursday next year would work for him. Man, tell me you’re not an Ontario lawyer without telling me…

For all the class actions heads following me, don't forget to come by for the Colloquium this year. I'll be on the panel discussing the impact of the new Rules on class proceedings, and it's definitely the most bang for your CPD buck anywhere in Canada!

Can’t believe the Dodgers used our strategy of losing for a long time and then winning instead against us

Earlier tonight my niece said “Win or lose, it’s been magic to watch” and I thought that was a perfect way to think of it even before the game started

That was the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.

“It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart.”

Nobody beats the Final Boss Rush on the first try

Thank you, you incredible overachieving #BlueJays. Hold your heads high, MLB’s been put on notice. See you in the spring.

Ernie Clement leads off bot8 with a double. He now holds the all-time #MLB record for hits in a single post-season with 30. #Bluejays

Yikes, he’ll do anything not to run on that knee 😬

This is absolutely amazing. People up and down the streets have set up projection screens outside their house, have turned their TVs and computer monitors to face the windows so no one trick-or-treating will miss the game. Let’s go #BlueJays!

It took until Game 179, but John Schneider is finally playing his best lineup.

Toronto vibes are reaching immaculate levels #LetsGo #BlueJays

Interesting point by Smoltz (no, seriously). Jays Game 4 starter Shane Bieber probably got sent back to the hotel a long time ago. Dodgers G3 starter Shohei Ohtani is about to bat in the 15th.

LA really tempting the baseball gods here with premature celebrations

THIS GAME HAS EVERYTHING

No way this is actually happening

Okay, put up your dukès

WHY DID NO ONE WARN US HE WAS GOOD AT BASEBALL

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

Oh they’re not going to throw a single pitch to this man

Vlad Guerrero Jr, Hazel Mae, the city of Toronto, and a cameraman create an all-time baseball moment. #BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo

OK, so it’s decided: from 2026 onwards “Crazy On You” is going to replace the deeply confusing “Be My Girl” as Toronto’s “Sweet Caroline”

Who should I pick guys?

Okay, hear me out. What if we changed the #BlueJays postseason narrative from "spunky, pesky dirtbags" to "Ohtani Free Agency Grudge Match"

I have never seen anyone homer on a four-finger intentional walk before but if this inning continues I have a strong suspicion I'm about to