it's gonna take a lot to drag me away from Yu

More like the… 𝐵𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑃𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑒

There is no way my hot-take prediction for 2026 checks off in 48 hours

if mike judge married judge reinhold his name would be mike reinhold

I know I'm screaming into the void here but the original "implies the existence of" tweet was clever and everyone loved it while apparently not understanding it at all

Some guy at the dentist just laughed when asked if a random Thursday next year would work for him. Man, tell me you’re not an Ontario lawyer without telling me…

For all the class actions heads following me, don't forget to come by for the Colloquium this year. I'll be on the panel discussing the impact of the new Rules on class proceedings, and it's definitely the most bang for your CPD buck anywhere in Canada!

Can’t believe the Dodgers used our strategy of losing for a long time and then winning instead against us

Earlier tonight my niece said “Win or lose, it’s been magic to watch” and I thought that was a perfect way to think of it even before the game started

That was the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.

“It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart.”

Nobody beats the Final Boss Rush on the first try

Thank you, you incredible overachieving #BlueJays. Hold your heads high, MLB’s been put on notice. See you in the spring.

Ernie Clement leads off bot8 with a double. He now holds the all-time #MLB record for hits in a single post-season with 30. #Bluejays

Yikes, he’ll do anything not to run on that knee 😬

This is absolutely amazing. People up and down the streets have set up projection screens outside their house, have turned their TVs and computer monitors to face the windows so no one trick-or-treating will miss the game. Let’s go #BlueJays!

It took until Game 179, but John Schneider is finally playing his best lineup.

Toronto vibes are reaching immaculate levels #LetsGo #BlueJays

Interesting point by Smoltz (no, seriously). Jays Game 4 starter Shane Bieber probably got sent back to the hotel a long time ago. Dodgers G3 starter Shohei Ohtani is about to bat in the 15th.

LA really tempting the baseball gods here with premature celebrations

THIS GAME HAS EVERYTHING

No way this is actually happening

Okay, put up your dukès

WHY DID NO ONE WARN US HE WAS GOOD AT BASEBALL

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

Oh they’re not going to throw a single pitch to this man

Vlad Guerrero Jr, Hazel Mae, the city of Toronto, and a cameraman create an all-time baseball moment. #BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo

OK, so it’s decided: from 2026 onwards “Crazy On You” is going to replace the deeply confusing “Be My Girl” as Toronto’s “Sweet Caroline”

Who should I pick guys?

Okay, hear me out. What if we changed the #BlueJays postseason narrative from "spunky, pesky dirtbags" to "Ohtani Free Agency Grudge Match"

I have never seen anyone homer on a four-finger intentional walk before but if this inning continues I have a strong suspicion I'm about to

Introducing the #BlueJays to Kendrick's "Not Like Us". Okay, Seattle. All right, we see you.

Congrats @mariners.com — see you Sunday. This is going to be a killer series.

At this point I’m just cheering for more baseball

Just saw @keeganmatheson.bsky.social on TV, didn’t know celebrities were allowed in the champagne room

BULLPEN GAME ALWAYS THE BEST IDEA NEVER IN DOUBT

Absolute legends

[silent Via Rail train from Windsor to Toronto] [Three grown men suddenly kick their chairs, raise arms, point at each other and their earbuds, grinning like schoolboys]

The Blue Jays’ decision to let the Yankees catch up and dangle the tiebreaker in front of them all the way to 162 is just vicious and I love it

That's rough, buddy.

Slightly diminish a band: Smudge

Slightly diminish a band: Deth

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Congrats to Jen Pawol - first female umpire in an MLB game. Catch her umpiring the Marlins-Braves series, starting with Saturday’s double-header working the bases. Then behind the plate in Sunday's game. August 9th: G1 - 10:15am PST G2 - 4:15pm PST August 10th: 10:35am PST

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

Everybody shut up about how it’s not the best hitters and enjoy MLB doing something this goofy and fun on a national stage for a game that doesn’t matter. More of this.

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Canadian courts are generally much too polite to write something like this in strict terms of quality control, but after a run of real whoppers on the other side, I’m left asking: if they don’t, who will?

Looks like the Advocates’ Society End of Term Dinner is going to be canceled this year, a development cheered only by my tuxedo