Minions meet Cthulhu is not where I saw this franchise going but sure why not

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil. It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Several people with signs like this at the Boston Marathon today

Happy 4/20 Remember to leave snacks out for the ouid fairy tonight.

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

Hey Nintendo Make the action horror Metroid movie we all need It's time

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

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The Strokes ended their Coachella set with the song "Oblivius", highlighting US involvement in the overthrow/deaths of Patrice Lumumba, Omar Torrijos, Mohammad Mosaddegh, Juan José Torres, Martin Luther King Jr, Jacobo Árbenz, Salvador Allende, Jaime Roldós, and destruction in Gaza and Iran.

I am in Barcelona today to help unite progressive parties from around the world in a defense of democracy and a war against corruption. A first of its kind event. Necessary to beat back the forces of fascism.

The crucial thing to understand about Peter Thiel is that he adores "The Lord of the Rings" and no one in human history has ever so utterly completely missed all the salient points of what a book is about.

Hello I am CEO of EvilCo, a branch of Umbrella Corp, and no we’re not the Umbrella Corp from the games we were just inspired by them, you’re not gonna to believe this but we have just released a company memo that says we’re not good human beings

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

No more taxpayer or government money to Palantir. I'd argue the company should be dismantled for even putting out such a hateful and stupid statement

Just In: Tiger Woods is eyed as next FBI Director.

I don't think I'll ever get over Clarence Thomas ruling on cases related to Jan 6 knowing that his wife was an active participant in the attempted coup. Or ruling on cases related to government regulations and a wealth tax knowing he took gifts from billionaires. It's a disgrace.

Shadow respects women. #SonicTheHedgehog #SonicMovie3 #ShadowTheHedgehog

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WHITE HOUSE: You don't have the cards WHITE HOUSE HAND:

These resurfaced remarks expose a racist mindset that has no place in someone responsible for the health of 341 million Americans. We can’t normalize this behavior. RFK Jr. must be held accountable.

Pragmata commission. Thank you Capcom for the trust 🌙

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

Cry laughing right now

My spouse and I picked up miniature painting for our wedding anniversary this year and we had a blast. We might have a new, expensive hobby to do together now haha

I sent a classified letter to House and Senate colleagues about a secret interpretation of surveillance law that every American should be concerned about. Representative Massie is right. The Constitution requires EVERY member to vote against a clean reauthorization.

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Clarence Thomas ruled in favor of Citizens United. Harlan Crow's political contributions then went up 862%. Then we later find out Thomas let Crow take him on lavish trips, buy his mom's house, and help fund his wife's conservative nonprofit. But go on about how "progressivism" is a problem...

Ok guys the servers are down so we’re going to have quiet time and watch Speed 2: cruise control on vhs

Does this sound like a “Ballroom”? Or a bunker for a guy who never wants to leave?

"Damn Bluesky, They ruined Bluesky!"

Try as they might, renewables are gaining momentum. "Last month, fossil fuels generated less electricity than in any March going back at least 25 years, while renewables generated more." e360.yale.edu/digest/us-re...

trying to post through it rn

BREAKING: Senate Republicans blocked my War Powers Resolution that would have ended Trump's unnecessary, unjustified war against Iran. These cowards have had four chances to stop this chaos in the Middle East. And they put Trump's ego before America. Every damn time.

finished this little animated doodle

Life comes at you fast

Mark Rufalo warns Congress against the Paramount-WBD merger: "You don't have to watch 'Citizen Kane' or read '1984' to understand that the concentrated oligarchic control this merger represents is a threat to a free press, an informed populace & democracy itself." www.youtube.com/live/xETe83T...

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans. After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company. Now, the states have won.

#DCAU #BatmanBeyond #memes #BruceWayne

NEWS: Huge first win for Mayor Mamdani’s tax-the-rich plans in NYC. Mamdani just secured a deal with Gov. Hochul to create the state’s first-ever tax on $5 million+ second homes owned by ultrawealthy out-of-state residents.

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Damn I'm about to get lost in PS2 era platformers again. Honestly, life was just better during the PS2 era.

Mood, every single day.