lol remember when Republicans howled in indignation after Obama released $1.7B of frozen Iranian funds and all we got in exchange was a multinational deal to massively curtail its nuclear program?

there really isn't much to the American ideology that refers to itself as "conservatism" beyond rejection of the New Deal reforms of the 1930s and the civil-rights reforms of the 1960s

Yesterday, a Twitter account belonging to Amanda Ungaro treated to take legal action against Melania. Amanda is the wife of Paolo Zampolli (former talent agent who brought Melania to America on the Epstein visa and sold her to the felon), who was deported when the man sicced ICE on her.

If one elephant in a US zoo died every six days we would be losing our shit

I should draw the line clearly if you are unaware. Woodside, a petroleum company with almost no consumer facing business, is spending multiple millions of dollars to put their logo on every LSU sport jersey in 26-27 for the sole purpose of lobbying to get state gov support for this plant.

Acknowledges the existence of illegitimate targets

Hmm

It is so infuriating and frustrating that all of this could be ended within a few hours if Congress cared to act like a co-equal branch of government and just impeach and remove what is obviously and absolute madman currently threatening armageddon.

One of these political leaders has been repeatedly portrayed as an untrustworthy radical hostile to others because of his religious beliefs. You’’ll never guess which one!

Nothing this administration has done in this war has been in good faith. If there were one issue that should unite Americans, it’s that nothing else should happen in Congress until this person is identified.

At least he can sleep and shit his pants without cameras capturing it

“Army Suspends Apache Aircrew After Kid Rock Flyby” scrolling on the ticker feels proves that we are truly in the most ridiculous timeline

"Israel" doesn't start with a J.

Origin stories on the court preparing to hear a case about birthright citizenship: Roberts grandfather Albert Podrasky was born before his parents were naturalized, but he was nevertheless an American, guaranteed by the nation’s principle of birthright citizenship. 🎁 www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...

adam says it much more succintly. the american right will happily impoverish the united states and make it an oversized backwater if it means they can dominate women and minorities and play act as a master class

I mean, that’s a choice.

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

20 years ago, I was at the Georgia Dome for the Sweet 16 when a Kenton Paulino buzzer beater gave Texas the win over Kevin Pittsnogle and my Mountaineers. Seeing it happen to Sean Miller was just icing on the cake. #HornsDown #EatShitPitt

this is like, literally the exact kind of thing that kicked off the revolutionary war. i'm trying to find a way to be goofy and say i'm exaggerating but taxing shipments in order to pay for expensive foreign wars was literally the flashpoint lol

In a dreary fucking world, Last One Laughing UK is a bright light of joy and brilliance.

Why do I think this ultimately results in the direct to streaming 2028 movie “Saving Private Sweeney” directed by Brett Ratner?

Marco Rubio is a shameless liar www.amnesty.org/en/latest/ne...

“And those really good people have agreed to help us, just as soon as they can find their keys”

Reading the edits to headlines and abstracts at NYT is a masterclass in producing friendly propaganda for one US political party.

Been training my whole life for this moment…

There was ONE ATC in the tower at LGA during last night's crash. ONE ATC, at LGA!, dealing w ALL air and ground traffic, including a plane filling w a strange smell and no gate to return to. The Pentagon wants $200B for a vanity war, but our ATC towers are empty. Budgets are moral documents.

This whole exercise is basically the cue stick battle in Dark Knight to see which appointees get fired and which one(s) get a pardon

Hey everyone! The new “as a father of a daughter…” dropped

Spotted in Anna Paulina Luna’s district (photo cred: my brother in law)

I don’t see why a 15-second sliding context window with the working memory of a goldfish and fake l/t memories should not be subject to short-term capital gains taxes on everything (including unrealized gains) and a 100% inheritance tax.

This is a lie on a scale of Elon Musk saying he would cut the deficit to zero. Just insane. Not just untrue, but the opposite of the truth, which is that immigrants are lowering the deficit. www.cato.org/white-paper/...

dawg look at my senator

In Memoriam

tucker devries faked a shoulder injury for a redshirt and passed up a tournament run with javon small just to finish with the exact same result as ross hodge and this misfit toys wvu roster

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

Get his ass, Your Honor!!! (This whole 🧵 btw!)

Signs you might be a far right authoritarian party (#3330):

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

I just sent this email to the news director at NBC4 Washington about the unprofessional and disrespectful way they handled publishing the body camera footage of the DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that was obtained via my FOIA lawsuit:

Say what you will about his hypocrisy, the man takes his FIFA Peace Prize seriously. 🙃

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

Has anyone checked the tariff shelf?

As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.

When I can’t think of “Parisians”

Went to bed concerned about the DoD strong-arming the AI industry and waking up to discover that our dementia ridden President started an illegal war with the country whose nuclear deal he terminated 8 years ago. Can’t wait to read articles about how insiders made millions on prediction markets.

Finally got my 70 year old mother (and former kindergarten teacher) to watch OBAA

Remember when Trump yanked funds from Mississippi after learning that the state's welfare chief had directed millions in Temporary Assistance for Needy Families funds to sports celebrities, including not only Brett Favre, but the Million Dollar man and his two pro-wrestler sons? Wait. He didn't.

As an American I have access to so many things I could never possibly afford—this is such a horrible freaking answer