Ball knowers

Oh shit did Wemby REALLY ruin Chet’s career in that series?!

WE GOT A YAXEL

@dieworkwear.bsky.social can you please educate college athletes invited to the draft (NBA, NHL, NFL) on how to be fitted for their looks? So many ill-fitting suits!!

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH CELEBRITY VENEERS

“Team needs: Healthy AD” is some serious wishful thinking

Oh so Adam Silver is LEANING into his vampire visage. Man looks like a horror movie villain.

As a football official, I can confidently say that Kyle Knows Ball. Great takes.

Cincinnati: it’s not Cleveland!

(Sports radio caller voice) At some point the coach needs to see that his guys are getting burned by this guy and make an adjustment. Either drop your linebackers into coverage to mix up the looks or shade with a high safety! I’ll hang up and listen.

Real name: Dobby Nicknames: Dobbington Lord Dobbington Dude Buddy dude Tiny Dumbass (sung to the tune of Don Ho’s “Tiny Bubbles”) World’s angriest loaf of bread Spotted Dick

Austria v Argentina… or the “how it started/how it’s going” Nazi Bowl.

When you’re tired and need some rest after a busy weekend of making dad spend money at the vet on you

I and my mini cooper endorse this message

A few come to mind: -unbridled excitement at buying a new bbq thermometer -bought my wife an air compressor/jump starter for her birthday -took up golf again

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

@dennycarter.bsky.social when was it decided that if Scheffler is within a mile of the lead he must play in the last group? God forbid Sam Steven’s or Sahith Theegala close the show for once.

Shoutout to whatever company bought space down Wyndham Clark’s right calf that nobody can read. Great investment there.

Someone showed him the “polls” feature today

I mean, as a man who came to Texas and married a Texas woman… it’s not unheard of!

Extreme “dad, are you coming to my soccer game?🥺” energy here

Is anyone else having a mild panic attack watching these early US Open groups try to deal with the wind? No, just me?

A huge reason, beyond just me being a Knicks fan, the scenes from NYC all weekend were so powerful.

As someone who played college ball and stopped wearing a cup around 10th grade… this falls squarely under Worst Fears Realized.

No LIV losers on the first OR second page of the leaderboard, nature is healing.

Dustin Johnson, get ready to speak DP World Tour, buddy

Shoutout to me for muting as soon as I saw his dumb face

Guarantee the conversation was something to the effect of “have you ever seen Versailles? A monument to opulence and architecture, you’d love it!”

How is @thekidmero.bsky.social not the emcee for the Knicks parade

Thank you to everyone who liked my sweet Wally. He was the best little dude and I love him so much. I remember him every day (see below) but it helps when I get to share him with others. Thank you.

One season back in the early aughts, and I still quote it

Ok, Boomer

Let’s go, Lake Charles. This place better slap

True posters respect the takesmanship 🫡

Winter Classic-style hockey game between my team (NY Rangers + me) & Kash’s beer league team. Full contact, NHL rules

Bold to assume these men have unsupervised custody rights

It is indeed historic, as it’s the first time a Trumpist has gotten anyone wet.

Drafted 33rd overall out of Villanova in 2018 and now NBA CHAMPION in Year 8. First-time NBA Finals MVP... Jalen Brunson!

Hey Hakeem: getting this fucker out of office and into jail is the first step to unfucking inflation and making things affordable.

España, by Ricard Verde, 1937, 📸 by Ronald Cortes

New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind

Statue of Liberty, Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi & Gustave Eiffel, dedicated 1886, 📸’s by @natlyphoto, PannaPhoto

The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts

I don’t ask for much but I really want an emergency Six Trophies reunion show just to hear indignant @netw3rk.bsky.social talk cash shit for an hour.

Mamdani is about to be the first 37 term mayor

DEFENDING CHAMPION NEW YORK KNICKERBOCKERS!!!

UNCLE MITCHELL

Trump is saying Wemby is actually getting cheered very powerfully at the line tonight

At my first job out of college, I worked with a Moroccan gentleman who was one of the few truly nice people there. I hope he’s doing well and was able to celebrate that goal by Morocco.

We outside 🔷🔶🔷🔶