I’ve never once in my entire 41 year old life been this comfortable

@dennycarter.bsky.social has been vindicated

Now do Blake Treinen

@dennycarter.bsky.social HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Even if Puka got out of bounds, there’s a zero point zero chance they were gonna change that. Don’t be a moron and put the officials on blast (on some racist pud’s basement show), Puka.

I’m hearing chatter about the stadium being loud today. There’s only one solution: Soundproof domes @dennycarter.bsky.social

Inside Bluesky the Official App of Sports, there are two wolves. One embraces nature’s beauty and power, and the other is wrong @dameshek.bsky.social @dennycarter.bsky.social

My position has always been “sure, welcome to the tent… now sit your ass way in the back and shut the fuck up and let us keep cooking”

Tattoo it on their foreheads

Is @dameshek.bsky.social at the Sharks game tonight?

Getting a whole row to myself on a Southwest flight must be equivalent to the “dragon” that heroin addict chase. Looking powerfully into the neuroscience behind this.

When playoff NFL games have one (1) environmental variable.

Welp, I guess you can hear Cig and Mendoza entering a room by the clanking sound of their brass balls

Danish parliamentarian fresh on the scene doing better retail politics than any American Democrat

Indiana’s defense/special teams

Chain guy here: the last thing we ever want is a measurement.

Either post a sports take or get the fuck off Bluesky, the official app of sports.

Good, go away

Fab’s in Encino. Very good (to my childhood-high school palate) Italian food, amazing rolls, and the reason I know what spumoni is today. RIP Fab’s.

I was still at the hockey rink after my game tonight watching that play, and we howled like someone scored a McDavid style goal when that play happened

This Texans team reminds me of the Manning-era Giants, except it it was Arch Manning at QB

So far the Texans are throwing the ball on 2/3 of their offensive snaps. @police please arrest Nick Caley, this can’t be allowed to continue

All these players would be healthy- possibly even stronger- if they were playing exclusively in a dome. Many are saying this.

Good thing Denny’s not a baseball guy, otherwise all stadiums would have to look like the the Kingdome.

I hadn’t considered the altitude until Tracy Wolfson’s report. Apparently now we need *pressurized* domes, eh, @dennycarter.bsky.social?

Time to settle in for a nice little Saturday of Discourse on Bluesky, the Official App of Sports™️

As a current homeowner, I second this statement

WOKE TWO! WOKE TWO! WOKE TWO!

There’s gotta be one for Texas, except it’s the horribly bastardized pronunciations of proper Spanish and German names that have stuck.

Maybe @pablo.show can find out what actual purpose this grifter serves there.

Best chicken and waffles I’ve ever had was at a place called Whistle Britches in Addison, TX. It was built out of an old Sonic building.

We need more ppl here (regardless of follower counts) talking like @dennycarter.bsky.social & @jamellebouie.net about the REALITY of the situation. This admin has no plan and no fuckin balls. They talk tough, pick fights with ppl weaker than them, and tuck tail at the 1st sign of resistance.

Accurate, as they have no fuckin heart.

This was such a lock they didn’t even offer odds on it

….oh goody 🙃🙄

Rodgers broke him

@drewmagary.bsky.social surely the best fans in baseball are having a totally normal reaction to this

No

“Nazis buy sneakers too”

@cait.bsky.social 👀 lol

That old bitch can’t even finish the game?!

Aaron Rodgers audibling to “hippo”

A Drewstrodamus level prediction here

We’ve reached “pour a drink after work and play fast and loose with the Reply button” hours

Do sports really need promotion on Bluesky: The Official App of Sports?

The LA river, which is neither a river, nor does it go through LA proper

“He’s a great patriot and has a long history of civil service… he was a Texas Ranger, many people don’t know this”