Love that the sandwich guy was found not guilty. If he doesn’t start a Sandwiches Against Fascism PAC, what a missed opportunity.

I would like to know if there are quantitative linguists out there who can compute the theoretical maximum number of Sandwich Guy Verdict puns that can be made in the English language

Judge Ellis found that Bovino wasn’t hit in the head with a rock prior to deploying tear gas despite claims from the Department of Homeland Security justifying the use of force. “Defendant Bovino admitted that he lied,” she said. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

It shouldn’t require a judge to step in for the president to honor his oath.

The SNAP contingency fund holds around $6 billion. Trump refuses to spend it on the American people. The same guy who just fast-tracked $40 billion to Argentina. Trump thinks Argentina deserves our money while he lets Americans starve.

The man who has never shopped in a grocery store his entire life says prices are down.

Jury finds D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ not guilty of assaulting officer. Agent Lairmore had testified that the sandwich “exploded all over” his chest and could smell mustard & onions. But photos show the sub in its wrapper on the ground. Jury did not deli-berate for long. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

New Ruling: Judge orders Trump admin to fully pay SNAP by Friday and accuses the felon’s admin of withholding the food aid "for political reasons". "16 million children are immediately at risk of going hungry". Trump plans to appeal this ruling. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Trump’s ICE goons dragged a childcare worker out of a bilingual daycare and preschool in front of children and parents. This is who Trump claims is the “worst of the worst” — a woman who has dedicated her life to educating and caring for children. The cruelty is the point.

The most important takeaway from Tuesday night’s elections — the one that has real implications for 2026 and 2028 — is that Democrats won EVERYWHERE, in many cases improving their 2024 performance by striking margins.

Price of Trump’s planned victory arch for DC revealed... “There's a small arch. A middle arch. A large arch,” the source added. “And he likes the large one, of course, as long as it's big and gold and white.” is estimated to cost $100 million. 🙄 www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Neighbors complained about noise, security guards, and hordes of traffic. An unlicensed school named after the Zuckerbergs’ pet chicken tipped them over the edge. www.wired.com/story/mark-z...

Note: I stand corrected. The COURT, which has run out of money to pay staff, had to pay for 40 lunches so far.

Diddy Reportedly Tells Inmates Trump Will Pardon Him in 2026, Vows to 'Repay Favours' These sex fiends sure love to stick together. 🤮 www.ibtimes.co.uk/diddy-report...

This is what the CBP agent who shot Miramar Martinez on October 4 texted the next day. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Why interview someone who knows nothing.

Republican run USDA has told grocery stores not to give special discounts to around 42 million Americans who use food stamps. “You cannot treat SNAP-EBT customers differently than any other customer.” This seem specially cruel, but on point for the felon admin. www.newsweek.com/snap-update-...

Felon is still alive this morning. But Zohran Mamdani is mayor-elect of New York City!! 🥳🎉

Is Andrew Cuomo going to move to Florida? Epstein's former mansion in Palm Beach would be an ideal home for him.

Zohran Mamdani Wins, Brings Fight to Trump: ‘Turn the Volume Up’ ‘To get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us,’ Mamdani told Trump, declaring victory in the New York City mayoral race amid a blue wave. zeteo.com/p/zohran-mam...

🙏🇺🇸 UPS cargo plane crash near Louisville, Kentucky airport.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/u... How many plane crashes since Trump decided DEI was the problem? I’ll wait.

Between Sliwa and Brad Lander probably the best thing you can do as a public figure right now (even if you’re odious! like Curtis!) is lose gracefully being exactly who you are. People are desperate for dignity to make a comeback and they’ll reward you later.

To annoy the Millers.

Agent Lairmore is done with his testimony. Prosecution asked further about the condiments and he said there was mustard on his uniform and an onion hanging on his radio antenna. Don’t think defense was going for a pun when she called him a “seasoned officer,” but you never know…

The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”

Press : so who did you vote for Curtis Sliwa : mamdani obviously lol Press : but you're running Curtis Sliwa : but i hate cuomo more

El Ron Musk keeps endorsing sexual assaulters for obvious reasons.

The right sees kindness and empathy in Mamdani. This is why they hate him so much.

Woody Allen… these Epstein maggots don’t know how to fade into irrelevance.

Seems like the guy who threw the sandwich at the federal agent is holding his own in the trial today.

Once upon a time, Dick Cheney was the most evil Republican alive. Times have changed.

MAGA Mike was planted in that position to kill the House as we know it. He is uniquely qualified to do this, as his previous job was being a dean at a Christian Nationalist law school that did not have any students and did not exist. He is uniquely qualified to do nothing and know nothing.

KERNEN: I could see a Democratic president declaring a climate emergency to tax countries with high CO2 emissions. Does that concern you at all what Democrats might do with this type of tariff power? BESSENT: I would question whether there's a climate emergency. It's all been proven wrong.

This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.

It’s disheartening to see Teen Vogue dissolved into Vogue and its political team let go. For years, it was one of the few mainstream spaces that made room for honest, radical commentary on justice, inequality & the world we actually live in. I’m grateful it gave me a home for so many of my op-eds

Felon says whatever comes to his mind first. #nofilter 😅

Trump, Musk, now Stephen Miller endorse Andrew Cuomo. He now has the entire fascist movement behind him.

ICE officers reportedly shot a 25-year-old named Carlos Jimenez. He was shot after getting out of his car to tell the agents, who had pulled over a vehicle, that children would soon be gathering in that spot for the school bus.

Andrew Cuomo being cheered at the finish line by Trump, Musk, and Stephen Miller says it all, and he will have the Election Day that New Yorkers find appropriate for such a man.

Several European left-wing officials said they had been in contact with members of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign in New York in the hope of emulating his success in future local elections. www.politico.eu/article/zohr...

This will increase Mamdani's margin of victory by double digits. #ETTD

CNN Speaker Johnson I don’t know montage

Americans ‘dumbfounded by cruelty’ of Trump officials slashing Snap benefits. The rest of the world can't imagine why the felon's administration would treat his own citizens like this. What a shame. Down with the tyrant! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Honestly, I don't think Trump's incomprehension of political asylum has anything to do with his serious personality-disorder-related psychiatric afflictions and his seeming dementia, which both raise 25th Amendment questions. I do, however, think it reflects his utter stupidity ….

The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums. He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up. How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?

NEWS: Federal agents crashed with woman’s car, pointed guns at her, dragged her out by legs, tossed her in a minivan, held her and (eventually) let her go without charges. This as Chicagoans say the immigration blitz is out of control. (DHS blames her.) www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.