Man, I wish we had a press worth a shit in this country. The double standard this will be treated with compared to "deplorables" or Biden being momentarily forgetful is maddening. The independent journalists are the only ones willing to cover this like it deserves.

#StarTrek #NoKings

One of the greatest postseason performances in any sport. And he didn't even need to get the flu.

You Maniacs! You riffed it! Ah, Damme you! Van Damme you all to hell!

So his stance is that he's holding an Arizona seat hostage until he gets what he wants.

Can we see those pages? I think it's time after so many years to let us in on the plan.

BREAKING from PP We found immigration agents have held more than 170 *citizens* The govt doesn't track citizens held. So we did. We tallied: Nearly 20 kids, two w/ cancer More than 20 citizens held for day or more, incommunicado www.propublica.org/article/immi... by @nicolefoy.bsky.social

Huh. I wonder why he thinks one has a low IQ versus a reasonable IQ. What could be coloring his opinion?

It's not exactly difficult to find a ton of people on the right celebrating every single time a Democrat is attacked in some way. In fact, the leaders of the GOP are often the ones leading the cheering.

Too many of our institutions were based around gentleman's agreements, which tend to fail when actually tested.

Since fucking when?

Umm...your supporters literally did exactly that when they didn't like the election results.

What does he think politically correct sirens sound like? Do they go "DEEEEEIIIIIIII DEEEEEIIIII"?

Hell of a Peace Prize pitch.

Anthony's mom.

If you're not mobilizing state and local police to combat this, you're abandoning your citizens to thugs.

Their job is literally to resolve issues.

$3 for three-and-a-half hours of the best comedy music in Demented history? What a bargain!

Sooo...not opening that soy market up anytime soon then?

I think we all already assumed that.

Journalists should demand to see this test in the spirit of transparency.

They just happen to find particular races suspicious.

No doubt future editions of the book will be rated as double plus good.

I wish just once a single reporter would ask what this even means.

"Habeus Corpus" is the little-known original nickname for members of the Montreal Canadiens before it was shortened to "Habs". Everyone knows Trump is the greatest expert on obscure NHL history.

I guess the New Confederacy is really big on federalism all of a sudden.

So I guess that means he pardoned a bunch of Antifa members then?

What the hell is it with this family and dogs? Now they're crucifying them?

Better than I could say it, but exactly how I feel as well: theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_ar...

It's only because ICE officers seem to think their duties are to delegitimatize, dehumanize, threaten, impede, obstruct, and physically assault anyone they feel like.

Wow, actual good news for a change: youtu.be/koiX_Wspatw?...

AI is just Cliff from Cheers.

Two-faced coin of two-faced president. nypost.com/2025/10/03/u...

"Within Antifa"? I must've have missed the memo on the meetings.

@rifftrax.com It's like the Carnival of Souls crew made a safety film.

Republicans want to dismantle Discovery is a bit on the nose as far as metaphors go. gizmodo.com/texas-senato...

Maybe we expect the president to not play games or perform sideshows? That doesn't seem an unreasonable expectation here.

Oh, God! It's broken containment! Flee for your lives before you become gilded too!

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

"Surrender or we shall taunt you a second time!" It's like we elected the French castle guards from Monty Python here. What an embarrassment.

If we withheld emergency care until someone could verify their residency status, we'd end up with a lot of "legal" people not getting the care they needed as quick as they need it.

I must have missed the asterisk in the Constitution that dissolved Congress if they don't pass a budget on time.

It would have been an email that was just a photo of the speech written out in magazine clippings like a ransom note.

Rules of engagement are there for a reason. If we ignore them, that gives permission for adversaries to ignore them as well.

"...I mean, we do, of course. You don't."

I'm sure we can come to an understanding of how to land this plane together.

I would love to hear the logistics of how he imposes tariffs on immaterial goods entering the country.

"...and while I'm here, it's time we get rid of all this cheap brass on your uniforms and upgrade to gold!"

Fascist leader declares invasion of Po_ _ land. Sometimes history rhymes just too well.