Every word of this headline just gets worse.

Okay, I don't understand this one at all. We already have an excellent movie and they already tried re-adapting it by turning it into a TV series. There's still plenty of King stories that have never been adapted to take a crack at. Why revisit this one yet again? gizmodo.com/mike-flanaga...

Not all floaters are worth bringing up publicly.

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Most of these people never gave a second thought to the "Leave a child, take a child" tray by the entrance.

Wouldn't it just be cheaper for them to buy a mirror?

Had to put together a quick throwback poster until we get the inevitable good official one.

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

That headline sounds like nobody on Fox's payroll speaks Spanish and they're just angry because they're confused.

Good job, guys. No notes.

"Amazon Alexa: We promise not to kill you, but here's how we could do it"

Stop de-aging people with AI. It looks weird. Do it the old fashioned way, by sacrificing virgins, like God intended.

Leave the plants on the field for the second half. Let's up the difficulty to Hard Mode.

Sensible chuckle until "You like donuts? How about deez nuts?". Okay, you win. Finally a good commercial.

How does the president of the United States (and a supposed billionaire) not have access to a better makeup person?

I love any time TCM and @rifftrax.com overlap. It goes to show just how cultured the Rifftrax selection is.

this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth

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Overzealous staffer defense.

I knew the "Post Racism" button was just too close to the regular "Post" button. Bad UI design, clearly.

I can't wait to hear again today how Mike Johnson hasn't seen the tweet.

It's considerate of JD to periodically remind us all that he's just as loathsome as his boss.

F2? I guess they'll need to refresh the franchise if they hit F5.

Because black don't crack? Even money that's why Trump thinks it would last longer.

Robot Jox. I've been waiting decades for Robot Jox to get riffed.

Yeah, we know. That's the fucking problem. You're not even thinking of Constitutional rights.

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I don't know what's more impressive, the total itself or that the average backer is in for about $125. Those Blu-Rays must be doing well. Guess physical media's demise has been exaggerated. All the cool kids know to pick up them up.

I honestly have no idea how much is intentional lying, how much is dementia, and how much is aids feeding him false information.

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The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified. Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.

Can all the main characters at least end up sharing a jail cell then?

E(GO)T phone home

Put themselves in harms way? Like needlessly standing in front of vehicles in order to justify lethal force?

Well, it was either this or a two-year Kid Rock residency.

...except by ICE

Ironically enough, it will be converted into a book depository now.

I'm assuming they where masks so they don't get beat or shot by their coworkers by mistake.

All of the credit, none of the blame.

After decades of conspiracy theorists ranting about a new world order, the Trump admin is just saying it out loud now. We're about six months away from a New York Times editorial on how maybe our reptilian overlords just know better.

Demanding his victims say "please". He really is every stereotype of an abuser made flesh.

Maybe if they didn't constantly treat observing as a capital offense, there wouldn't be such a need to observe them.

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Nazi cosplayer is also a method actor, apparently.

I feel like a president shouldn't be able to unilaterally just order giant monuments built.