Shouting ‘HE’S BEEN!!’ to my 6’ 4’’ 18yo son who I still make stay upstairs until I’ve checked. Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎅🏽

Trump’s not going to make it to the end of term. I’m certain.

Putting out shocking, but verifiably false reports in order to cast doubt on all the evidence, is *so* something this administration would do.

Orange Dictator Georgia, Tax Digests, 1787-1900

The latest batch of Epstein files are worse than you thought…

Trump is desperate to put his name on as many things as he can before he dies. It seems increasingly frantic.

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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

Page 16 of a 2017 deposition released w/the #EpsteinFiles, semi-restored from a more-redacted version 2yrs earlier, claims Trump participated in sexual activity at Epstein's NY apartment with "Jen" (you can google "Epstein Victim Jen" and two names come up). LINK: https://tinyurl.com/3nn4j848

*At least* 1000 people have had eyes on the unredacted Epstein files. It only takes 1 to decide their conscience can’t bear the weight.

I have always liked Cher, and she has now gone up in my rankings.

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

I just walked past a dog sitting in the passenger seat of a car. He was a big floofy dog with the tiniest little Santa hat I’ve ever seen perched jauntily on his head, and he was so happy. You’re welcome.

In 1970 the UK and Norway were roughly equal, almost no debt, and owned all their Public Services. Now the UK owns nothing and has £3tn of debt. While Norway still owns everything and has the equivalent of £10tn. That's how privatisation 'works'.

Star Wars. Oh GOOD

No wonder women are outraged by the John Lewis Christmas advert where a young mum receives a frying pan as a present. A frying pan is not a gift to buy today’s modern woman. It’s patronising & offensive!😡 A food blender or an air fryer would have been far more appropriate.✅

A long-nosed Southern Tamandua enjoying a meal. Tamanduas (also called collared anteaters) are found in Central and South America. They do not have teeth and instead, use their long tongues to eat up to 35,000 ants and termites daily in the wild. #wildlife #anteater #fascinating

Morning all. Allow me to show you the perfect burn 🔥

I don’t know but maybe shouting unhinged lies at a nation that is slowly but surely waking up wasn’t the best idea.

EXACTLY 👇 THIS

What if Satan doesn’t want to share Hell with Donald Trump?

If the Epstein Files are released with every abuser’s name redacted, simply fill in the blanks with Donald Trump. You’ll be right more often than wrong.

Trump posts (seemingly about Reiner) ‘an incurable affliction with a mind-crippling disease’ which is oddly specific. He’s talking about his own diagnosis.

Absolutely bat-shit crazy.

Boosting this as it seems some of you are just receiving these flyers - there's an sae so use it!!

*cancels Disneyland holiday * What’s the weather like in North Korea this time of year?

If handing someone their arse, was a video clip

Fine. Release the Epstein files in Times New Roman then. 🤷‍♀️

Look at baby Jesus 🥺😍 Nativity put on by a kennel in #Dublin 🐾❤️

Borrowed from my friend Victor Meldew in the other place. As he said, “I didn’t know he’d been ill!”

Today’s Quordle has a message for Trump.

Shouting at biscuits.

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣

Nice peaceful nappings. #Chicken #Dogs #Balloon what could possibly go wrong? LMAO🤣 THIS 👇 youtube.com/shorts/fAmiu...

It’s pissing down, going dark, the tree is sparkling and I’ve just lit the wood-burner. Is it too early for a Baileys??

It was only a matter of time…

Does anyone know if Dulux do ‘tumble-dryer fluff grey’? Fancy it for the hall.

In case there are still any Labour supporters out there… #jointhegreens

Not now, new deep-sea species.

Yes

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

My son stopped getting excited to win ‘medals’ at sports day aged about 7 or 8.

excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend

Nigel Farage has done as much damage to this country as Trump has done to America. Unfortunately, he’s much younger than Trump and arguably, fitter.