This poll desperately needs help…..43% for Rejoining 57% against Rejoining. You know what to do. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Well colour me shocked.

I need someone to explain to me exactly how Mamdani manages to sidestep the very bureaucracy that other politicians always blame for their inability to get anything done. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

The UK has avoided the need for gas imports worth £1.7bn since the start of the Iran war, as a result of record electricity generation from wind and solar. 🔎 This is according to a new analysis by Carbon Brief. www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-win... #DonaldTrump #ActOnClimate #ClimateActionNow

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Christopher Harborne is a new entry on the Sunday Times rich list top ten - worth £18 billion. He bought Reform for 0.1% of his fortune...

Six genders = cis-gender Excursion = Incursion He’s mishearing things as the dementia eats into his brain.

Only last April Farage insisted to Beth Rigby that he said he’d ’misspoken’ when he said he’d bought the Clacton house. Now it transpires he did. Grifters gonna grift and liars always get caught out in the end.

There’s no way something this huge represents the actual demand for Data Centres. What are they up to??

Still no one has dared put him right about the critical difference between ’’excursion” and “incursion’’. 🤦‍♀️

Starmer should sack him first.

The media come at Polanski and miss big time! This is a scary example of media bias to the Greens. They took a badly researched story from a Labour supporting tax guy ran it without doing any of their own checking. Now they're all exposed as idiots. And that was their best attack against Zack😂

I’m assuming Ben has the receipts?

Thanks Lego!

Done.

Let’s get voting in this Times poll.👍🙂 www.thetimes.com/article/a831...

Does anyone remember that episode of Think of a number - Johnny Ball - where they brought a gold bar into the studio ( with a policeman!) and got the kids to try and lift it? I often think of that when watching heist movies where they run out with hundreds of bars. Impossible!

Then remove the ridiculous red lines!!!

Getting into the shower too quickly and having to wait for the water to warm up…

youtube.com/watch?v=lsNT... Watch this and set yourself the challenge of *not* laughing. You’ll fail.

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I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

The obvious way for Labour to survive and even thrive against Britain's insanely biased right wing press: Have policies so loud and so brash that the RW media can never drown the message out. Like rejoining the EU. Like implementing PR.

Starmer appoints two old school, solid hands in Brown and Harmen. However, he could walk on water and the press would criticise him for having wet shoes.

brutal

I know it seems depressing now, given how ‘well’ Reform have done, but it does give them 3 years to fuck up in local government, and it increases the scrutiny, which they HATE.

Being an adult doesn’t mean you have to outgrow joy. Play the game. Buy the console. Get excited about the trailer. Spend your night saving a fictional kingdom if that’s what gets you through. Life takes enough from people. Don’t hand it the things that still make you feel like yourself.

Brilliant from Aisling Bea.

Now at 67% - let’s it it over 70…

This Mirror poll is looking better now at 64% for reversing Brexit. Still time to vote if you haven’t already. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Vote Reform on the 8th May 2026

First day off in ages and just wanted to sit in garden and listen to birds. But of course the neighbours are having their rendering removed with a hammer drill. 🤦‍♀️

Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.

This 🔻

King Donald the Mad thinks he would make a good astronaut. He'd ace all the tests!

The elderly woman in our village shop thinks I'm Rishi Sunak. Realise this is because she thinks all Indian men in their 40s look the same but I'm not going to correct her because she keeps giving me free cakes.

This must be illegal?

The £5m question

Our pets know.

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So today, £5million-giftboy, Farage bins his planned appearance on #bbclaurak But as soon as he wants scrutiny-free attention, he’ll be back. How dare he use the media when it suits him and shun it when it doesn’t. No one wanting power should have that kind of control over their own accountability.

So Eric Trump is now threatening to sue MeidasTouch because our editor-in-chief simply reported on the massive amounts of money he and Don Jr. are making off government contracts. File the lawsuit Eric. We’d love to put you under oath. Our message: www.meidasplus.com/p/trump-fami...

C'mon Lego vid people, do us one about Farage...pretty please?

That time Sylwester Wardęga bought a giant spider costume for his dog and let him loose. Original post

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The Cure released their eighth studio album “Disintegration” on this day in 1989. Produced by Robert Smith and David M. Allen, it is considered a Gothic rock masterpiece. Thoughts? Favourite tracks? #TheCure

Haha! Imagine!!

What a great concept