This is so dark

What are in the Epstein files that is worth keeping the government shutdown?

Greta is what MAGA pretended Charlie Kirk was‼️A real humanitarian trying to make the world a better place‼️

I know we're all used to the president talking like Livia Soprano all the time, but this is a goddamn outrage

Mike Johnson says he'll swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social as soon as she wants. Okay, so how about today?

The fucking hypocrisy of the Trump administration.

🛑 STOP THE PRESS: 🚨 The GOP is still refusing to swear in Grijalva, *who yields the power to cast the vote needed TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.* 🔊 STOP DECLARING WAR ON AMERICANS 🔊 REOPEN THE GOVNT 🔊 SWEAR IN GRIJALVA 🔊 RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES 🆘🇺🇸

it’s odd that the rightwing has been able to monopolize “being fit” as an aesthetic online, even the whitehouse social media has in recent weeks dunked on “fat libs” because the average rightwinger in the united states is usually guys like this

By all means, indict Jack Smith on bullshit allegations and give him the trial that SCOTUS denied him. Poke the bear, Donnie. See what happens.

I forget-- who controls the White House, Senate, and House?

This strikes me as pretty bad

Broadview police are investigating.

Grassley: “Using the power of government to go after people that are political people, you don't like. We're pointing this all out because we can't have this repeated in the United States. We want an end to it right now.”

ICE, who spends their days abusing, kidnapping, & dragging crying children from their homes in the dark of night to zip tie them, are being denied service at restaurants in Chicago..........monsters should always be denied service. #Pinks

Project 2025 at work.

BONDI: The National Guard is on the way right now as we speak. You're sitting here grilling me and they're on their way to Chicago to keep your state safe. DURBIN: It's my job to grill you

KLOBUCHAR: Has the DOJ issued any subpoenas to journalists under the updated guidance? BONDI: ... KLOBUCHAR: You can respond BONDI: ... ... I can't comment

Leavitt: “You guys are framing this like the president wants to do the exact thing he says he wants to do.”

Soooo Burbank's Air Traffic Controllers WALKED OFF THE JOB TONIGHT‼️👏👏👏...BRAVO‼️...If ALL Air Traffic Controllers Follow Suit, the SHUTDOWN WILL END‼️⚠️‼️

The complete and total bullshit about this is that it should have been the FIRST question asked of Johnson. It is a disgrace that he was not asked about this before he ended his press conference. Unbelievable that he continues to get away with this. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

A draft White House memo argues that furloughed federal workers are not entitled to back pay after the government shutdown lifts, the White House tells NBC News. The memo comes despite the Office of Personnel Management's own September guidance.

WATCH: Did the FBI find those photographs? 😶 #pambondi #donaldtrump #epstein

Hirono: "I have to conclude that, since no wrongdoing was determined, that Homan kept the money. And I hope he will put that on his tax returns as income."

Did President Miller have a come to Jesus moment, suddenly realizing he is the most vile piece of 💩 OR Did he malfunction on live TV bc he accidentally gave away the evil plan admitting Krasnov is a dictator w plenary/unchecked power? 🤔 #epsteinfiles

SEN. HIRONO: “Did you approve shutting down the bribery investigation into Homan?” BONDI: “Are you Antifa?” 🤡 (That’s a yes)

A summary of the current GOP plan on the shutdown: 1.) We are actually the stewards of healthcare (ignore your premiums, plez) 2.) If the democraps don't open government, we'll ruin our own voters lives. 3.) *vague heavy breathing sounds from Stephen Miller's office*

Mike Johnson ignores a question about when he'll swear in Rep.-elect Grijalva and walks away

Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse asked Pam Bondi about DOJ's decision to drop the investigation into Tom Homan. MSNBC first reported that Homan was recorded in Sept. 2024 accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash in an undercover FBI sting. Bondi refused to answer, then attacked Whitehouse.

Durbin: "What has taken place since January 20, 2025, would make even President Nixon recoil. This is your legacy, AG Bondi."

WATCH — @whitehouse.senate.gov : “What became of the $50,000 in cash in that Cava bag? Did the FBI get it back from Homan?” AG PAM BONDI: *LASHES OUT aggressively, avoids answering entirely* 🤷🏼‍♀️

There it is

I’m at an opioid treatment conference. Someone from Utah just got up and asked why he should split methadone doses for patients that are immoral and liars who have lived unchaste lives. The audible gasp from the 300 people in this room. He should not be treating patients.

🚨 🚨 🚨 BREAKING: Trump has seen the polls that a large majority of Americans blame Republicans for the shutdown.

> @governor.ca.gov

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

As Benjin Stark said to Tyrion Lannister, nothing someone says before the word “but” really counts.

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REPUBLICANS: [Committing, aiding, and abetting uncivil acts of fascism.] LIBERALS: "You are fascists." REPUBLICANS: "How uncivil of you to say that. Where is your civility?"

Q: Should people expect the National Guard and the military in their streets over the next 3.5 years? STEPHEN MILLER: *changes topic*

Gov. Pritzker: “There is no insurrection here…Trump is using our service members as political props and as pawns in his illegal effort to militarize our nation’s cities.”