God, fuck them so much.

I assumed that Scientology speed-running was seeing who could go clear the fastest 😂

Clubhouse played a not insignificant role in the MAGA-ization of these chuds. They expected to be celebrated and worshipped but occasionally a random person would join their room and gently push back on their ideas and that was completely unacceptable.

"We do not know what our product is for"

Happy birthday David Attenborough, you’re the best.

Michael Gawenda seems like an excellent candidate for LLM psychosis.

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

This is correct. Best available estimates suggest that the destruction of USAID, in which musk played a central role, will kill over 14 million people by 2030, 1/3 of them children aged < 5 years www.thelancet.com/article/S014...

A very nice Markdown viewer: apps.apple.com/au/app/mud-m...

Happy 4/20 everyone I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real

Dr Richard Denniss dismantles the gas industry’s favorite threat. If taxes kill investment, why is the gas industry rushing to Norway to pay 78%? 🙄 “They are playing us for fools.” 🔥 Nationals’ Susan McDonald has no rebuttal & scrambles to change the subject. #auspol

“When you say things like… we pay more tax on beer than we tax the fossil fuel industry for extracting all this wealth from the land and simply shipping it over as if it belongs to them. “This is brilliant.” - @yanisvaroufakis.bsky.social ✍️ Support a 25% gas export tax: https://theaus.in/485Pi3V

Zach Galifianakis has a new gardening show on Netflix. I guess he really liked the ferns

Flash animation is a dying craft and its ancient practitioners should be encouraged to preserve their skills. We need to continue the macromedia-based traditional practice

lmaooo have fun

experiencing a tiny bit of patriotic pride

The VIC Gov has approved destruction of rare snow gums on the summit of Mt Macedon so people can get a view of Melbourne. Take action here and help to #SaveMacedonSnowGums www.melbournefoe.org.au/save_mt_mace...

Another way to put it is... if you don't use AI platforms because you have a moral objection to them, but you publish your words on Substack, you haven't really thought about this stuff.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

This kind of thing at Substack (including their Nazi problem and trans hate problem) are why my newsletter is at Ghost.org and always has been. Andrew Tate is a spectacularly vile human being accused of numerous violent crimes against women and hugely corrosive for young male minds.

They have just started to destroy Snow Gums on Mt Macedon in order to “restore” historic views of Melbourne from the Memorial Cross on the top of the mountain. Only 21ha of Montane Grassy Woodland remains in central & western VIC! themountainjournal.com/2025/08/21/p...

Fuck the Forum and fuck the Marriner Group. Today they tore down the "She Matters" mural in Hosier Lane, curated by @sherelemoody.bsky.social as part of the Red Heart movement highlighting Australian femicide. What a shameful thing to do 🤬 australianfemicidewatch.org/database/

The Finnish word for an auction, huutokauppa, means “shout market” (or “shouting shop”) * read on for more of my favourite Finnish words (a thread in honour of today being Day of the Finnish Language)…

New shark just dropped: www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

COOL. www.skoda-storyboard.com/en/skoda-wor...

Lol at Nike Shoulders www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Brutal.

Am I having a stroke?

Yeah baby www.smh.com.au/national/ben...

Snorkeled with some sharks this morning. Magic.

My car has depression (check engine light is on).

Ahhhh I hate April Fools so muuuuch

A useful and apparently well-researched article about the environmental costs of LLMs: open.substack.com/pub/vitaexma...

This is not the US. It's Australia. In 2026. #NickHanna

SKILLJOY - a person who always does things better than you

clown event still possible

Power to all Victorian teachers striking today. There is no more vital profession.

Holy shit I have rarely wanted to slap somebody as much as I want to slap the CEO of “Superhuman”. pca.st/episode/1f91...

There was ONE ATC in the tower at LGA during last night's crash. ONE ATC, at LGA!, dealing w ALL air and ground traffic, including a plane filling w a strange smell and no gate to return to. The Pentagon wants $200B for a vanity war, but our ATC towers are empty. Budgets are moral documents.

Get sacked. www.afr.com/property/res...

“The Tenth Muse is an art discovery engine. Over 120,000 artworks from museums and institutions — searchable by feeling, mood, atmosphere, era, and medium.” [10m.co]

Checking in on our tech overlords, one is on his way to Rome to give a series of talks about the antichrist and another has convinced himself that thinking is fake

From my trip in January - a pink cockatoo at Kinchega National Park, New South Wales. You'd pay good money for that hairdo at a city salon 😆

Back with another one of those hump-plumping beats

This is absolutely outrageous www.platformer.news/grammarly-ex... — jail for these motherfuckers, honestly.

Hey @albomp.bsky.social, don’t you love those shared values?

The annual cycle of Carlton fan pre-season manic optimism followed by crushing first round defeat is really one of the joys of this game. I say this with no malice; Geelong’s ability to lose unloseable Grand Finals is in the same category: painful to the team’s fans, a source of glee for all others.

pov you’ve just run into your lesbian couple friends who’ve been fighting a lot

In case you're not dead yet, I can assist. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Unw4...

GAFF: Too bad she won’t live! But then again, who does? DECKARD: I double checked and you’re right—she won’t live. I made a mistake, and that’s on me. Nice catch!