we never should have shot that gorilla

god was ready to forgive us for the apple of good and evil so he sent down harambe as a test just to make sure and we failed thats why all this stuff keeps happening

Harambe will never forgive us.

This is absolutely the worst possible outcome for the U.S. and an open admission of how poorly Trump planned this war.

They want you to have to see him at all times, as Trump wants you to know how he can control everything about your life and you will never be able to do anything about it.

I’m so fucking tired of that congestive heart failure laden, bloated sack of shit. All of this to pretend to care about violence against women when all it does is just bolster racism when in reality they’d leave us to rot if they could. I’m going to bed. Trump can choke on a clot.

Roomba with cerebrovascular disease characteristics ass administration.

Happy 70th anniversary to "Rabbitson Crusoe" (1956), directed by Friz Freleng. #LooneyTunes

She’s not part of the Penguins or Sabres but she is a part of the #nycacc euthanasia list- She’s just a baby. A puppy. She only has 33 reposts- That will get her killed tomorrow. What do I have 2do2 get her reposted? I can do a FUCK MAGA- FUCK TRUMP- FUCK THIS MAGA SHELTER

Everyone keeps saying "AI isn't going away" and no, "AI" as you've come to know it is in fact going to go away. It's unprofitable and the user experience to date has been subsidized. It will never scale, and it's not getting any cheaper. And localized fragments of that tech aren't the same.

You will never be able to convince me that Trump didn’t dictate this.

And that’s is why that even if Trump and Iran make peace and the war ends, it doesn’t matter. There WILL be another war down the line to deal with Iran because now that it knows they can close the strait whenever they want, it will be seen as an existential threat by the rest of the world.

Kari Lake: "The media has been so nasty toward Chancellor Hitler for the past 80 years. They're just trying to put in the hearts and minds of Americans that he's a bad guy when actually he was the most patriotic, loving German we had on the planet."

Uh, it is Trump making a monument to Trump. It is a vanity project. Only you lying sycophants believe otherwise.

Man you have no idea how insane you felt when dudes you worked with were merrily slobbering over pictures of 15 year olds out in public and everybody else was like "Oh, you."

"We can't arrest this bank robber everyone in town likes him they'll never vote to convict just let him keep robbing banks" That's the same logic.

Oh good we’re doing this again

they like Trump and want to help him rule us like a king

@junlper.beer congrats on having your video on putting a chat bot in unrestricted mode get on John Oliver.

"It's unacceptable to try to kill the guy who said 'an entire civilization will die tonight,'" say very serious people who swear they would have killed Hitler.

the person who Does It is going to have an official memorial statue in all 50 states before cops manage to get him in front of a judge

One sneeze. One sneeze late last night was all it took to get my left ear clogged. It didn’t go away when I woke up like I hoped but instead it spread to my other ear. Napping didn’t do shit either because now my RIGHT ear is completely muffled with a bit in my left.

The fact that this can apply to at least three different groups of people says everything.

My son just announced that the Lego minifigures are organizing themselves so as to prosecute "Gender War II," I have no idea what that constitutes or what happened in the First Gender War, will report back

I love TheRussianBadger

please

If one of you dipshits intends to assassinate someone could you at least do us the courtesy of deleting your Bluesky account six months in advance so we don't have to put up with the fallout of your fuckery? Thanks.

using your second Reichstag Fire-style opportunity to justify a ballroom is a wild move

the most powerful enemies of our free speech rights in our nation's history.

Age verification is a Trojan horse to de-anonymize everyone on the Internet and increase state suppression of free speech everywhere, and you should know better than to support this.

It's not just their socials. They can hack so many systems to influence outcome regarding a target's career, health, etc. They get them down & desperate. That's when folks resort to violence.

Staged attacks don’t need an operator / shooter or the target to be fully aware of the operation or details of the goal. There is a such thing as algorithmic coercion where a agency or hacker coerces vulnerable individuals into criminal acts by manipulating their feed or content they view daily.

I don’t think people are grasping how bad this is that for once the attempted shooter was actually Left Wing. In the eyes of MAGA and possibly the undecided voters, this validates every rant Trump ever had about “the radical left.” They are going to use this as a pretext to ban left wing politics.

I need to get whatever these people are smoking.

I love the fact stating facts is considered "heated rhetoric" that needs toned down meanwhile the other side gets away with calling their opponents crazy, Low IQ, and savages.

Hey @marathonteam.bungie.net please get rid of “In A Single Run” contracts, they are not fun in the slightest and all it takes is one bad encounter to make you start all over again. I just wasted two hours failing to do Order/Chaos, either enemy runners or in one case a LOCKDOWN ruined everything.

If I ever meet the person who came up with the concept of “In A Single Run” for Marathon he’s walking away with a broken leg.

Trump insisting the WHCD be rescheduled gives away the game, those pocket squares, their "bingo card." It was always class solidarity. Those weren't the people's press, they're willing collaborators. Trump is trying to save their fancy starfucker party and they will be grateful.

The JFK conspiracy is there is no conspiracy The Secret Service wants cranks to think there was an elaborate conspiracy because a random nutjob getting lucky damages their reputation and makes them look incompetent in a way that endangers their future charges

congratulations to me on the single easiest prediction I will ever make

Oh no did the WHCA actually have to feel even a millionth of the fear we've all been living with every day oh the poor dears

“let us not allow this shooting to distract us from the true issue of national importance: how hot I look in this dress” sums up the whole event pretty well, honestly

The most predictable unpredictable man on earth.