passenger on Ryanair flight sucked halfway-off

Wim T Schippers

found where u live

Donald Trump should kill himself ☺️

@kenklippenstein.bsky.social the media is being mean to your nazi rapist friend again 😭

horrible call

the gave the Qatari player a red card for his own protection

if you respect the 2nd amendment you are a dumb motherfucker

they are actually going to commercials during world cup games and missing parts of the game. FIFA kill yourself now.

being a "real New Yorker" is all about what's in your heart. Even if you've never set foot inside our fair city, or maybe even heard of it, you are a New Yorker!

I've never been there, but Maine seems to be full of dumb freaks. Go to hell, state of Maine!

grok, does screw worm kill people or just cows?

Ken thinks the media is being too mean to his Nazi tattoo wife-cheating friend 🥺

individuals should be blamed for structural problems 👍

good move for when you're losing an argument with friends: "are you guys still talking about this?"

User Was Blocked For This Post

if they really want to be safe they should build the whole white house out of ballroom

sorry you have to be 21+ to buy this painting 😎

The rocketship-like trend of people attacking Sam Altman is really scary. We love you, Sam! Please abandon your role as CEO of OpenAI and rid yourself of all assets over $1m and also do a bit of Opus Dei style self flagellation so that people stop wanting to kill you 🙏

being a "top 8" friend won't get you into Heaven

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

if bluesky wants to survive they need to allow MY favorite comedians to make more explicit death threats 👍

@attie.ai please analyze my followers for any closeted homosexuals

I think worse of the people that put the bins away

people who read scientific articles that justify their behavior by painting them as nice/genius are reported to be 22% nicer and more genius than the average loser: Science Times

when we get the next president, we should punish all the countries that were nice to us during this one

noooooooooo

Five jobs I've had: - Software engineer - 15-17 - Software Engineer - 22-26 - Software Engineer - 26-34 - World's Greatest Lover - 34-35 - Software Engineer - 35-present

illegitimate government

they should put cameras with AI at the urinals and they send you an email if you have to get your prostate checked out (based on your piss stream)

is this a joke? @stevejobs

happy to announce I have been released from involuntary hold after only 24 hours, having suffered a psychotic break after my Monday podcasts all released re-runs instead of new episodes and told me to "hang out with my family"

Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW

the Podcast Awards absolutely MUST have separate categories for Best at Flubs (winner: Bryan Quinby) and Best Intentional Word Mistake Guy (winner: Alex Branson)

awful awful idea

if I were in charge of the world's largest military and had just done something that is maybe gonna get me put in prison for the rest of my life I would simply relax by drinking 15 beers

The popularity of the new Apple TV+ show Pluribus has inspired a new slang word of the same name. Pluribus: when something weird is going on

Senator Anus King (not the good kind)

@murderxbryan.bsky.social prominent leftist spotted at the Zohran watch party

cities other than NYC don't matter 👍

if u don't wanna abolish the death penalty ur a piece of crap

RIP Donald Trump eventually 😃😃😃

I disavow Reynolds American

wish someone would do something awesome 🤠

actually you're allowed to be normal like me

women have crazy socks #humor #funnybuttrue

OLD NOBY

truly awful opinion. I get like 5 spam calls a day. if it's important, text or leave a voicemail. everyone knows this now

shit Deftones crowd for IDLES