if i ain’t get to go on vacation soon i might shoot someone

oh okay (said more positively this time)

oh okay

why is atlus marketing persona 4 revival like it comes out next month??

imma ask my lord to kill you tonight… YOU are a problem

Faye Getts

oh okay

after dinner bath

was xbox ran by a bunch of dummies this past decade? bethesda is just now working on the next fallout game instead of a sequel to avowed. they should’ve been capitalizing on the fallout tv show this whole time instead of trying to follow up a game that only brought in a mediocre amount of players

Flygon

i gotta PISS

holy FUCK

HAIRCUT IN 40 MINUTES!!!

got cum on my work shirt so now it looks like a soap stain

niko went to sicily with whoopi and they both got stuck there due to a volcano eruption and had to miss the taping of “the view”

getting my hair cut tomorrow and i can’t wait. i look a mess

i keep buying things i don’t need for my car. latest purchases include a seatbelt cover and side mirror visors

dying for a piece of fish fried hard with some texas pete and hush puppies

does this mean i’m gonna stop seeing beautiful men with their dicks out wearing mexico jerseys now?

i feel like a whole bucket of ass this morning :( i barely slept last night, my medicine is fucking with me, and there’s no AC in the library so i’m sweating from just sitting here

& FUCK TEA AND CRUMPETS 🗣🗣🗣‼️

you gotta be real quiet on the creek

gente o toad tem uma coisa pra dizer

not happy about the fireworks

why yes, i do have a nice ass, thank you for noticing

its just like the hottest fucking thing ever oh my god

Haru and Makoto

i’ve never had a twink era unfortunately

niko found some baby birds and he was was dying to get at them 🥹 i’ve never seen baby birds before either so it was a treat for me too also, baby voice reveal and my god these windows are fucking dirty i’m sorry

my favorite type of video actually

oh 🤤

he’s precious to me though

he not like his new collar (tag not pictured)

hehehe

i’m so hungry i could eat precious ensemble right now

if you mention overwatch i WILL be following

so we gonna talk for about three 👆👆👆 good months 📅 and then after that i’m gonna make you my boyfriend, you understand? ✅🥹 you wanna be with me and my other bitches baby? 😏😤 you wanna be one of them? 🤔👯‍♀️ hell yeah you do 😎💪

who wanna move to the west coast with me?

✨💧

there’s a new therapy dog coming to one of the branches for people to read to and her name is miss wiggins

oh you support gay rights? name every one of brandt’s boys

chiccen cesar flatbread for lunch

kinda insane that guild wars 2 kept me from killing myself 10 years ago and now i never play it any more

it’s dr pepper o’clock!!!!!

one of my first crushes as a kid. it was then i realized i love big, hairy men

haircut next week #transformation #nolongerugly

oh thank goodness was we just woke up from a coma in the hospital i’m sure nothing bad is gonna happen

local news said that they’re hoping tourism will get a boost with the new jersey mike’s opening soon, if you were wondering what it’s like to live in my small ass town

they’re doing construction in the bathrooms at work and this is what it sounds like in my office rn