I'm already sick of seeing the valvey cubey gamey thing on my feed

Trapped in a car with someone rattling a sweet around their mouth, with lip smacking noises. My NUMBER 1 Misophonia hate. I'm literally shaking with rage as I type this

Comforting to see the hatred for Game Key Cards in the comments Will #Nintendo do a bullshit damage control announcement to say this was just an example of GKC and then announce an actual physical version, or double-down and do/say nothing? www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ldQ...

So first party Nintendo titles are going GKC now? Fuck that all the way to the moon. I'm out.

Macro grass dew

Hmm, this isn't a good look for Bitmap Books after their recent 'issues'. Sponsoring a divisive grifter who tried to turn her community against a local business?

How much longer before that fucking ASDA advert fucks off?

Me, flirting

I love Vince Gilligan so much - even the synopsis is well-written.

I have always called him 'Shitehawk' and I always will

Here's a great piece from @gremlinsmuseum.bsky.social unpacking the Stripe/Billy chainsaw showdown at the end of the original Gremlins, told with some photos from my personal collection & via stills from the Academy Library. www.gremlns.com/chainsaw-sho...

#Pluribus is very good You have been told m.imdb.com/title/tt2220...

I'm terribly sorry, but I have to ask for your assistance again. Marmite, my cat, urgently needs vet visits, medicines, and a probable operation. I'm beside myself with worry at the moment. Any help in the form of donations or reposts would be most gratefully received. 4fund.com/pp2gmh

2 swans on the nearby pond died of bird flu The council were informed immediately, but 10 days later, their rotting corpses are still floating on the pond, infecting anything else that comes into contact with them If you needed an analogy for how messed up things are, this is as good as any

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STARSHIP TROOPERS was released 28 years ago today. Among the most popular films of director Paul Verhoeven, and a classic sci fi/action satire, the making of story is as outrageous as the film. Would you like to know more…? 1/69

Every episode of Homes Under the Hammer is: This property is listed for sale for 28 grand It sold at auction for 178 grand to a property developer, who made forty grand profit after they got someone to repaint a wall

All the trailers I've seen for #PredatorBadlands made it look pretty cack, and I've just found out its a 12A certificate. Watered down and reconfigured to appeal to the kids. So, I won't bother with that.

Yes

Is there a minimum amount of cheese a pizza needs to have to actually be a pizza? Because if there is, I'm not sure this qualifies

Even advent calendars are suffering from shrinkflation 13 doors?

I didn't know you had dandruff Latest ad has a talking goat saying it to a man, but the goat doesn't even fucking KNOW him in the first place, so why would he even ask that question? Also, why has the man taken some Head & fucking Shoulders on a fucking hike? Fuck the entirety of that ad

If someone repeatedly does something they know you hate, they're doing on purpose, aren't they? For clarity, we're talking about someone who knows I have Misophonia but still plays random videos on their phone at full blast when I'm stuck in a car with them.

I like it when games advertise themselves as 'soulslike' upfront, because it means I instantly know they'll be shit and I don't have to waste any time on them.

What is Christmas Ketchup? It must be a new thing because it tastes nowt like actual ketchup, based on these.

After reading the entire story, I've concluded that they were actually banned for being cunts. Well done Aldi

Very interesting and not something I was aware of before. Corruption is literally everywhere

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Bloody Hell, no wonder K-9 and Company didn’t get picked up.

I see BBC1 have rescheduled their awful Amanda Holden-hosted quiz show from prime time Saturday, to a daytime/afternoon week day slot. If it gets a second series I'll eat everyone's hats.

Had a dream where everything you post online, gets filtered through an ai algorithm before it's published, to check whether or not you're badmouthing ai. I reckon this is a dream that will come true

Has anyone done a doc of this guy? If so, where can I watch it?

Channels 5's TV shows set in/around Yorkshire are all just a big circle jerk for each other

Found a 13 year old photo of Scamp. He lost all of his black colour soon after. He's just blonde now

It'll still be on shelves for at least another 5 years and will probably get a cheaper revision soon (think dock-able switch lite) so it will 100% smash the lifetime PS2 sales

Thing in BBC1 about people (parasites) who buy stuff from charity shops then sell it on for huge profits on Vinted They're dressing it up as a 'fun' thing to do I'm sure all the people doing it are declaring their income to the tax office too

Saw a photo of me from 13 years ago and now I'm even more depressed than I was when the photo was taken.

It seems to share nothing in common with the original Screamer, so I'm not sure why it has to be a 'reboot/reimagining' instead of just being it's own thing? Does anyone even remember Screamer?

Top tip: When something goes horrifically wrong due to negligence, just say you're 'investigating' You don't even need to pretend to be sorry or apologise. Nobody ever follows anything up

#It Welcome to Derry It's been revealed that the military are looking for 'it' to use 'it' as a weapon. I turned to the missus and said: "But they told us, what they wanted, was a clown that could kill someone from a distance" I'll never make a better pun in my life

Tribute to "Akira" by Dutch artist Garai Vorm. www.instagram.com/g_vlash

Every day, something else happens to make everything harder, and I really don't know how much longer I can keep it up Today's thing was a huge kicker, months in the making It's all fucking pointless and the system has well and truly worn me out

Which 'one thing' ruins an entire movie for you? For me, it's Royal Space Force: The Wings of Honneamise An absolutely breathtaking movie until the main character tries to do a rape. The original UK version omits this scene and it was years before I saw the original Japanese version.

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

Watched Eddington. The least subtle film you'll ever see. Bit slow until it's not. Easy to see why it flopped, but I'm glad they still make movies like this.

Lipstick for men?