Bezos burning the Washington post to the ground is as firm a reason for the continued bbc licence as ever there was. Eventually everything that can be owned by a billionaire will be owned by a billionaire and at that point its future will be determined by the whims of a man making 166k per minute.

Link on Nintendo site mentions Switch Wii remote Wii VC incoming? Would actually be great if they upscale to HD.

If everyone wears one of these, he'll throw the towel in. Well, we can at least try? nerdkeyz.etsy.com

I thought he went quite easy on it

Can I get a reeeeeeeeeeskeeeet?

Woman on #DragonsDen appears to be a massive charlatan, so I expect Bartlett will be eager to invest to monetise the bullshit.

You tell me.

That‘s the spirit.

If everyone wears one of these, he'll throw the towel in. Well, we can at least try? nerdkeyz.etsy.com

The most Brighton news headline ever.

Hearing the Big Break theme tune on the news in the background and immediately hoping Davidson was dead. Unfortunately it's Virgo

Have any of the implicated billionaires tried saying they're American to avoid any scrutiny or consequences yet?

Gotten to the stage where I have to keep a magnifying glass in the kitchen to read the small print on stuff

Just seen that Jurassic Park advert thing Besides the obvious, they couldn't even match the look of the film-shot sequences that they interspersed It's just a horrible hodge podge of cack, but you absolutely know the people responsible were whooping & high-fiving each other at a job well done

New marketing idea: Aphrodisiac Sake They can call it Fuck Sake

Making room for Andy & Pete?

This isn't even on the BBC news website yet. Seems like it should be near the top.

Is the Switch 2 edition of Mario Wonder 120fps? I haven't seen it mentioned and it was something that was strongly implied during the initial Switch 2 reveal.

Gervais trots this line out more than Clarkson recycles his 'I didn't get good grades at school but look at me now' shtick Both absolute wankers too.

New meme just dropped

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Vic's club singer was based off Paul Shane doing the BAYBEH BAYBEH song

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is nothing like any of the other Game of Thrones shows, because it's good.

Email from school Fucking hell!

Oh God, people are now debating it for real!

Martin's acting particularly unhinged in this episode of Homes Under the Hammer

It's about time Hollywood gave us an official mash up of Star Wars and Star Trek They could call it Star Trek, but the 'Star' but would be from Star Wars and the 'Trek' would be from Star Trek That would be DEAD clever, like.

You know what the world would be much better without? Men

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Roofers have gone It started raining Leak hasn't been fixed Sigh

Can't wait for that new vile image of Prince Nonce to become a meme so I have to see it for the rest of my life.

Men are on the roof attempting to fix the leak that pissed water down the walls over Xmas They've already said the roof is in a bad state and the repair likely won't do much In-laws are paying because we can't afford anything Sat here feeling like a pathetic failure

It looks like you need a VD clinic?

Boyzone are doing that red nose song. #TOTP

Genuine remorse Are the inverted commas irony punctuation?

RIP Catherine O’Hara She'll probably be remembered mainly as Kevin's mum, but she was a great character actress that always gave a stellar performance no matter what she starred in.

Can't wait for AI to make me waste time applying for jobs that don't even fucking exist.

How come you can buy ostrich burgers but not ostrich eggs? I want a massive fried ostrich egg I don't even know if it'd fit in my pan, but I'd MAKE it work Do the cake makers get them all, so they can produce massive cakes more easily, or something?

Meanwhile, all the biggest publishers are making more money than ever in an industry that's still growing.

Countdown. Colin Murray has just said that Peter Venkman got covered in ectoplasm by slimer, in the 'iconic library scene' STOP GETTING GHOSTBUSTERS WRONG!

MrQ bingo TV ad is GenAi I didn't think it was possible to hate the gambling industry and GenAi more than I already do, but I've just managed it.

Everything I've bought recently has been handled by #Yodel *EVERY parcel is delayed, arrives broken or gets lost *1 arrived on the correct day, but it was for a different address & driver came back to swap it over a few hours later How are they still in business when they're this shit?

Love that the only impact the average citizen can make against AI companies is to goad other overly-litigious corporate overlords to battle them like two Kaiju destroying each other for world dominance

One of the blokes on #Apprentice is the biggest coke-head I've ever seen! See if you can guess which one

Aldi have knock-off Twinkies in stock Haven't tested them yet

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Something I saw today and thought I’d share here. Reasons to Stay is a suicide prevention project reaching people at difficult moments through anonymous letters written by volunteers. Each letter on the site was written by a real person and is delivered at random when you visit the page.

Imagine a picture of Kier Starmer, sitting at a desk, laptop in front of him, asking Ai to fix all the problems the country has. #RejectAi

Need a justification to keep visiting Twitter? Simply tell people that you used to go to the Nazi Paedo club before it became a Nazi Paedo club and that you're only still going there because........hang on....wait... Why the FUCK are you STILL going to a Nazi Paedo club?