Someone in the caucus should push him out an open window

centrists will still be like we have to hear these rapists and pedophiles out they’re really angry we have to build coalitions. like, ok, how

Full unredacted methodology, now that Google's patched* the underlying bug recursion.wtf/posts/jitor_... *The specific jailbreak here is no longer live, but I have some concerns about the larger vulnerability class

mr gorbachev, tear down this moid

I am a card-carrying member of the International Brotherhood of Magicians. Is THIS their card? I know I have it in here somewhere.

It is great to be living in the Century of Yuri

my problematic queen actually worked to make immigration enforcement *harder* never compare her to ICE again

Marco "Holden Bloodfeast" Rubio (R-FL): -54 years old -Please god me I just need Trump to nuke Caracas, nothing else matters now that Fidel is dead, I'll do anything please I just want to see the pink tide burn fuck -moderating influence

Accidentally messaged the subaltern periphery group chat "may your new year be full of imperial superprofits" and the metropole labor aristocrat group chat "may Babylon finally fall this year," so 2025 is starting off great 😒

Who did this to you? #ocs #ctccomic

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

sith apprentice: i know all about your tricks, jedi. this "force feminization" can never work on me

“No Way To Prevent This” Says Only Industry With Regular Global Failures

im on my lunch break

i hope woke 2 is so woke it cancels me

I SNEEZED REALLY VIOLENTLY AND THIS IS THE LOOK SHE GAVE ME IM CRYING

americans are so obscenely rich that they have to add things like a household computer, toys, 15000 miles of fuel, a pair of sports shoes, netflix, and two major league baseball tickets a year to their "Minimum Quality of Life" index so they can pretend to be poor

Moderate policy positioning: +1.6 vote margin Carefully tested ads: +.08 vote margin Ground game: +1.2 vote margin Gerontocratic leadership unwilling to even try to act as political leaders or advance a coherent vision: -15 vote margin Someone who is good at elections help, my party is dying

I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated woke but brutalized all of my friends and got rid of everything i like in the process my first move would be to start woke 2

Me, trying to explain why the Third Reich was bad to Senate Democrats: “You, actually, a lot middle class workers lost their factory jobs because of all the slave labor”

trying to explain the OSI model to an american: imagine if a burger had 7 patties

Every small business owner is Hitler

Happy thanksgiving everyone

once I get a driver's license it's over for you all

the crypto bots are now on bsky

many people are saying this

feeds are a genuinely cool feature wow