since i am trying to port more of a presence on here now i am going to vainly post an image of myself

i admittedly have complicated feelings about this out of a weird kind of “ideological xenophilia” where i gravitate towards people with strange worldviews, often ones i find repugnant, and im not so sure this is a bad thing but it took on such a more sinister character in the age of Trump 2

being a trans woman in a friend group of scruffy nerd boys is like this

i really do not understand why i spent so much time on the “indians and trannies are human garbage” website as an indian tranny

realizing that 80% of the people who got me super into twitter in the first place all post on here and don’t post on there anymore

Donald Trump was probably sent by God to punish Americans for our gluttonous abuse of the greatest concentration of wealth in world history.

you are such a prick (there are like 200 quote tweets already saying that i figured why not one more)

but February made me shiver with every ticket I’d deliver bad code on the pull request i couldn’t do one more test

LIB TEA PARTY NOW

i love POSTING

I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated woke but brutalized all of my friends and got rid of everything i like in the process my first move would be to start woke 2

ok federal bureaucrats vs. coked-out VC bros, classic PvZ matchup. cheesy son of a bitch is attempting a baneling bust, batten down the hatches, stalker, immortals, sentries sentries SENTRIES (keep leaking)

i think El0n’s vision is to make humanity into an interplanetary species, with a culture and society modeled closely on the Terrans from Starcraft

this is possibly immense cope but if much of the federal government does burn down how feasible it be for a future Democratic administration to do a New New Deal to expand (and modernize) the government apparatus again

Popular or not Dems cannot bend on the need for trans people to be treated with basic humanity and respect. If we give up that because the right made trans people unpopular, we give up everything. They’ll dice us group by group like a salami. We die on this hill or we die alone in a ditch

there is something particularly unnerving about the endless rhetoric of how trans women are aggressive violent predators when, like, 80% of cis women could kick my ass + i struggle to so much as tell restaurant staff they forgot about my order

Prepare. After the famine there are four False Donalds to come.

we may rapidly be approaching a revolutionary situation here folks

more progressive countries should give me asylum. i write SQL queries about as well as large language models but in 100x the time. but i am very pretty

is it normal to be psychologically equivalent to an aged 1950s diva at the age of 24

Unfortunately, Brian Driscoll has been ousted. President Trump has announced a new Acting FBI Director to continue his efforts to MAGAify the agency.

since its 2017 again i am going to get an enormous amount of mileage out of this in particular

>CTY place where i had a first series of queer revelations but also the first place where i met (multiple) honest-to-god Holocaust deniers

“how can one even meow in these times”

i Have Invented A New Sandwich

re: the talia lavin thing i think the backlash was overdone. armored closet cases *are* absolutely a thing, they *are* psychologically interesting and it is one (albeit minor) component in the mosaic of interesting psyches that comprise a moment like this

i used to turn EU4 into a drinking game where every time i got a stability drop i would “simulate” it by taking a shot of rum this obviously had a cascading effect i bring this up with no relation to current events

There’s not enough Posting Energy on here. So much politics, not enough discourse. Not enough jokes. Not enough deranged hypotheticals or tedious argument. Sad!

the Lavrentiy Beria Foundation for Protecting Women and Children strikes again

this is the February 2020 of fascism

hard times create strong men strong men create good times good times create weak men weak mean create hard times and this is why i support diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives

Sowing: Hell yeah, I'm in control of the damn R train baby! Reaping: [10 minutes later, exhausted] "Let 'em off, people, let 'em off. Please do not hold the doors, there is another train just behind this one. Step in and stand clear, 28th Street, 28th Street is next." www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

i legitimately think exposing me to sissy hypno might be the most effective method if someone was attempting to *detransition* me

following the relentless advocacy of the Lavrentiy Beria Foundation for Protecting Women and Children, President Trump has issued an executive order mandating that your swish teenage son is to be immediately conscripted as a House GOP page to toughen him up

i wish there was some fucking opposition messaging about the trans stuff

why is oneohtrix point mever in the news so much these days

upset with Elon Musk for defaming the good name of ketamine

was completely lost on me that this platform has like an actually totalitarian moderation system

why are hickeys culturally associated with immaturity

yeah sorry for repeatedly crying and shitting my pants on the timeline. it will happen again

reverting to very trad means of cope. frequent drinking and fervent religiosity

Architect of selling the Iraq War: trans rights are human rights! Guy from a D+15 district in Massachussetts: we need to include chromosomes in IDs if we are to win a single election again

so is the Trump tariff thing just “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail”

ONE STRUGGLE

typical ophie tweet on twitter: “nooooooo my american hegemony 😢 american competitivenessssss WHY” typical ophie post on bluesky: “¡Viva la raza cósmica! ¡Venceremos!”

i pledge undying allegiance to São Paulo Forum

for some reason i can’t bring myself to use this site exactly the way i used twitter (occasional serious thought, occasional deadpan bits) and instead i use it like neo-myspace: “ophelia is… desiring an espresso martini xD”