At last, a way to make the Albanian virus actually viable!

I’m not an atheist, but having been raised by two anti-theist communists I guess I could say I’m a “cultural atheist”

Getting an orchi in 2023 is starting to feel like taking the last plane out of Afghanistan

The rules don’t apply to me, I don’t know what to tell you. Like I’m supposed to see a society who criminalizes me out of petty sadism and think “I should definitely be prosocial and contribute today!”

False, we should actually make it permanent, in fact we should make Double DST permanent, the sun should rise as late as possible.

These posters would go hard for a campaign for meth decriminalisation tho

The right to peacefully assemble can neither be so casually and completely restricted for underage persons, nor can it be made dependent on an identification scheme for everyone. We have a right to assemble anonymously, without prior permission, without notifying the authorities about our identities

Cereal for the strong manly men who are afraid of sugar 😂

I don’t want the sun to rise before 4am in the summer actually, if anything we should replace winter time with DST and DST with Double-DST

Glad to see mainstream shia are finally getting on board with rebirth

Yesterday I finally accomplished my goal of showing girlfriend the moon, after first witnessing it myself a few months ago. Make of this what you will.

It’s rather wild how TCG companies have gotten away with selling gambling to children for more than 30 years ngl

To prepare for societal collapse, I recommend guns and bullets, and I’ve calculated the optimal amounts to be as follows: 1x gun 1x bullets

You know how parrots can learn to repeat human speech but do not understand its meaning? And the best thing is, parrots *are* conscious, but the contents of their speech bears no relation to the contents of their consciousness.

When he’s right he’s right

This is an example of the issue with the kind of reporting from my previous post, trans people don't update their ID to be "validated" by the government, they update their ID to have privacy, avoid discrimination in employment /housing/etc and be safe from violence!

It doesn't seem to me like "denying trans identities" is a good way of reporting on a law that forcibly outs and criminalizes trans people…

I'm an extreme coupler. I support the monarchy because republicans elected trump. I converted to islam because dawkins is transphobic. I like the british weather because bluesky is full of liberals, but i also never break up with my partners because X is right-wing coded.

So are NHS doctors going to be able to force employers to let workers wfh? Are they gonna sack Simon Wessely? Are they gonna be able to hold the DWP accountable for making disabled people worse?

“If you can cook pasta, you can cook rice on the stovetop” If anyone made an electric pasta cooker I would literally queue outside the shop in a tent to be the first to buy it

AI will replace exactly as many office jobs as computers and the internet have. I’m not even sure that number is positive.

It's genuinely so fucked up, literally a bunch of rich white women without actual problems leading a movement to murder people just bc they're bored

You hate the MTG TMNT set because it's an external IP I hate the TMNT set because I hate pizza We are not the same

The market for NoFap was too saturated, so naturally someone created SomeFap

That’s how they make health science now: The cure for cancer is ____ Burgers Ivermectin Immigrant blood Fake tan

Modafinil be like

“We hyperbigbangize epochs” And people say AI can’t produce new scientific findings smh

I feel like referring to ivermectin as “horse paste” is a similar kind of partisan epistemology

I can tolerate people defending copyright, but not if they compare piracy to stealing, there's having opinions and there's being deliberately obtuse

Why are all the accounts close to me users i’ve never seen before in my life? 🤔

Wonder if that’s how a package I ordered recently got sent to a completely different address than what I requested…

I just couldn’t resist lol

Experts at dealing in children

You think Starlink is affecting astronomy now, just wait until there’s Grok satellites so hot they’re literally glowing

I’m alone and I’m dying.

To put this into perspective, 0.00001% of the US population is *34* people. You could fit them into a schoolbus.

The Dilberito was real?? I thought it was a joke omfg 😂

I'm calling it, the job market and housing crisis killed the dinosaurs

The absolute damage this clip has done to popular understanding of cartography, but I guess it makes sense, it's the West Wing after all…

Seems like someone has no respect for the history of this country, and it’s not the immigrants

Did Apple change the Urdu layout with the latest update? Do they have any idea how disconcerting it is for keys to move around overnight?

I'm mystified by the idea that someone could think about something so boring for so long that they fall asleep, I don't think I could even get to 20 sheep before getting distracted

It’s literally impossible for me as a caregiver to return to the office. If you pointed a gun at me and told me to rto I would say “pull the trigger bitch”

I’m never gonna get to die man 😭

The wisdom of English etymology, the word for "win" is composed of: Why I Never It expresses the frustration of being a loser. Anglos love rooting for the underdog!

More and more mutuals are leaving twitter and not joining bsky. Good for them I guess, but I'm lonely 😔

My controversial opinion is that you should be able to locate Venezuela on this map

Right winger who is actually disappointed at this because they bet all their life savings on it happening on Kalshi