“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

🔥 BREAKING: A spokesperson for Kids Can Press, the publisher of the Franklin the Turtle books, messaged me today about Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth using the likeness and image from the books to make light of killings in the Caribbean in his post yesterday on X.

"Which of the following best describes what motivates Pierre Poilievre most?" Ambition for personal power: 35% Sense of duty to Canada: 16% Vision for the country's future: 13% Desire to help people like me: 13% Pressure from his party/supporters: 6% Abacus / Nov 27, 2025 / n=2074 / Online

American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday https://theonion.com/american-express-launches-small-sweatshop-saturday/

Where’s the assistant loudly whispering into Miller’s ears that he’s talking about his own ancestors

fucking vile

How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages. Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Anything to distract, amirite www.popularmechanics.com/science/anim...

So, yes, Jmail is amazing. But it also alerted me to the fact that one of the last emails in his email inbox was @flipboard.com alerting Epstein that he'd been arrested... (cc: @mmccue.bsky.social)

Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.

Whether it’s scholars writing about fascism, or Donald Trump implementing a fascist regime, both sides are guilty of bringing the topic of fascism to the forefront.

BETO TO DEMS: “We don’t wait for the punch thrown by these would-be fascists to land. We punch first, and punch harder… CA, NJ, IL, MD — redraw your lines now. Don’t wait for Texas to move first.”

the next democratic nominee should run on chaotic left wing pastiche platform of blowing up mount rushmore, deporting everybody who has ever worked for ICE, free college for trans kids only, reparations for divorced housewives, free health care but not for white men, christians pay higher taxes etc

Using the word "stole" to describe young girls is how to beat those accessory to a sex trafficker suspicions.

The cowardice of institutions and people who have claimed to be brave is endemic.

Not shocking but these chodes need to be publicly humiliated. www.cbc.ca/newsinteract...

New work up on the website… zandra.ca/collect/small #art

Three of the best journalistic entities that are covering all this nonsense right are a parody newspaper, a teen mag, and a magazine for nerds, and I am grateful for them (The Onion, Teen Vogue, and Wired)

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker. My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

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DND: taking a personal day to hang out in my elite bomb shelter until this all blows over. Hopefully by 5 because I have a haircut.

Don’t forget that Hegseth removed the JAG officers at the top of each branch almost immediately upon taking office, for “being in the way.” Not sure if he replaced them or with whom. But JAGs would be the ones making the ultimate call, if necessary

Oh no, an "insurrection" of dancing Imagine being the sourpuss deploying 700 very expensive Marines to ... what? Make LA be the town from Footloose?

everyone who’s spent years stockpiling weapons and screeching about “tyranny” and “government overreach” sure is fucking quiet right now

Trojan houses. www.twz.com/news-feature...

Happy #PrideMonth! 🏳️‍🌈

"Our product creates such little value that it is simply not viable in the marketplace, not even as a niche product. Therefore, we must be allowed to unilaterally extract value from the work of others and convert that value into our profits."

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Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds Leveled Up at Their Brooklyn Arena Rock Concert Show Review ⬇️

Good morning Canada. 11 days until the election. Last night’s French language Leaders’ Debate was notable for de-platforming the Greens and affording a national platform to Juno, True North, and Rebel News, far-right media agitators who dominated the questions at the post-debate scrum. 1/3

In court: We grabbed the wrong guy. On Fox News: We got Kingpin.

Yeeees.

After seeing the actor Andrew Scheer today I’m reminded of this… Once you see it you can’t unsee it. 🐀

“We’re talking meth!” 🤣🤣🤣 Just when you think they can’t screw up their messaging even more they wheel out Andy as the relatable one and make whatever this is. #dweebsiscringe

BRB getting a t-shirt made that says, “Unfazed by loud men.”

The awareness of the constant overwhelm of what’s happening is bad enough but to see it all recapped here is absolutely outrageous. This is one week! open.substack.com/pub/zeteo/p/...

"This feature has become very popular among people who have no imagination" is perhaps one of the best and most damning things you can say about people who use gen-AI to regurgitate artbarf as if it's anything other than digital particleboard.

Trump is desperately trying to sell the story that everything is going great with the tariffs and that working-class voters are supporting what he is doing. Guess what? He is full of shit. Here's what the polling really says www.messageboxnews.com/p/dont-belie...

As a 20 year communications professional I’d like to offer Democrats my most sophisticated advice: While Trump is punching himself in the nuts, you could choose to 1. Also punch him in the nuts; or 2. Punch yourself in the nuts. I strongly advise number 1.

Poilievre just called CTV News’ Judy Trinh a “protester” because she dared try to ask him a question outside of the incredibly rigid four-questions-no-follow-up process his party has. Very cool stuff

the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied

If a wart was a person in a bad suit...

I cannot believe I am even typing this out but I have literally no control over kpop artists. so please do not @ me about getting them to boycott the US. I do not have jennie's number. we do not all know each other.

Dropped Conservative candidates horrified to realize other people can see their social media posts

I notice that there is no tariff on Russian brides.......