does that mean I win

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

AI companies are hiring people to produce data for practically any job you can imagine: chefs, management consultants, archivists, private investigators, rental-counter clerks. It is, as one industry veteran put it, the largest harvesting of human expertise ever attempted.

hat by @fautbarb.bsky.social 🥰

bringing the pokopia vibes to the hike today courtesy of @shoy.dev

recession indicator

is pokopia a sokoban

Time to party like it’s the 1980’s at Club Rubiks!

The biggest revelation of replaying pokemon FRLG is that there is an actual storyline where blue had such a good time hanging out with the french staff of the s.s. anne that he gained a new catchphrase and would go on to study abroad in kalos

There are nine joycons in this photo if you look closely. And yes we’re all lazily playing pokopia and sipping on boozy bevies while lounging on our sea day. @no381.bsky.social @shoy.dev

Face of a himbo who is going to be ✨ okay ✨

AAWAWA RARRF

Time to sail away! Looking forward to a week of relaxation and sunshine! @no381.bsky.social @shoy.dev

GET IT YOU WON'T REGRET IT

drifloon thats called clocking you cant do that

dorks at sea!

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

Miami makes it really easy to remember there’s a GTA game based on it

Too bad we're rolling with it. 😼

my completely unofficial and personal suggestion on pokopia: everyone should build railways around their towns and then ride around in a stack of 5 hand cars with their pokemon pals and share in the looks of rapturous joy on their faces

Now that it's out, I can finally share that I had the pleasure of working on the English localization of the wonderful Pokémon Pokopia alongside a fantastic team! I've been waiting a looong time to see what people think of this one, and we are unbelievably proud of how it turned out!! HAVE FUN!

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

walk by @no381.bsky.social in his office hear Clouddrop by Jamie Paige “are you okay?” “yeah” “you’re listening to clouddrop, how does that not give you emotional damage?” “it doesn’t hurt if you don’t listen to the words :)”

"what do you mean you're out next week? what am I going to do?" [points to calendar] [points to email signature] [points to the numerous times I said I would be out in status calls]

the devs on this web site are unable to refrain from insulting the gross freaks who use it, pure professionalism from the team responsible for such classics as "waffles!" & also 'head of T&S banning the user who caught them faving teen porn on main'

Post workout ice cream treat thanks to @no381.bsky.social and @shoy.dev because even my desert needs to look like protein…

when someone tells me about their very boring kinks (we don’t shame)

Somehow Dishwasher Tetris is my kryptonite.

Lifting heavy things to make sure Shia Leboeuf remains scared of us. @shoy.dev @no381.bsky.social

with the power of technology, megaman can now have one hundred Brothers. the modern family is strong

by voting on this at all, it confirms (what we all knew) that it happens, and now this vote just makes the coverup obvious

I just watched @no381.bsky.social circumcise a coke can and I’m scared someone pick me up

the word of the day is: cromulent

If you think dogs aren’t smart, this one is using his wishbone toy to keep the ball that runs away from escaping.

Pocket the Street Alchemist is doing numbers over on Tumblr for some reason, so here you go Bluesky! I hope you enjoy this dumb moment from a lil weirdo NPC I introduced in my D&D campaign a while back! #kobold #comic #doodle

Average Bluesky staff meeting

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

You mean to tell me, someone could add @moderation.bsky.app to the @skywatch.bsky.social list and get countless numbers of bsky people banned?

i think its extremely problematic that we keep finding out about adjustments/changes to how moderation is done here by people sharing the emails sent to users by moderation and not an official announcement or explanation of what the rules are from T&S.

read token anxiety jkap.io/token-anxiet...

Let me be clear, over the next year, the leopards are going to be eating a lot of faces as folks learn how they created their own redundancy.

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank bsky.app/profile/why....

you know you're in a good relationship when your partner and you use the same memes to communicate "yesterday you said you'd call" "i'll call today!" "you'll call now" "i'll call now" www.youtube.com/watch?v=XclD...

When you had to cancel your GDC talk but it reads like you cancelled every indie funding opportunity instead. Lollll fuck 😬😬😬😬😬😅😅😂😂

I don't normally dunk post but I was forced to see this when waking up and it's made me mad, so here we go. 1) EVERYONE I KNOW IS TALKING ABOUT IT 2) WE ARE ALL EXHAUSTED AND WORRIED 3) NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT 4) THE WORLD HAS BEEN SUBSTANTIALLY DISRUPTED OVER AND OVER FOR YEARS like,

oh thank goodness Morel (bsky PDS) is back

hey everybody after end-of-the-semester huge assignments and other life events getting in the way, unfortunately my savings got chewed up and i'm in need of help - i'm trying to gather 190 USD because of that. all donations mean a lot, and sharing would be appreciated ko-fi.com/sigmaticsaki