Nintendo in 2002:

Finished the new ep of #HeatedRivalry

Ugh this show is so well done on so many levels.

No one on this plane knows I’m listening to the filthiest smut (Game Changer series) while downing this cold cheeseburger and Diet Coke.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

I don’t care who you are, you can’t be here and not be in a good mood.

Guys… my hotel as a full squat rack. I’m so happy.

The curry spot I was going to go to tonight closed before I got there, but crossing another item off the list. Melon Fanta is amazing and the garlic butter mcshaker fries need to come to the US like yesterday (Grinch Salt found dead).

Made it to Osaka after a LONG travel day. Made the walk over to the Nintendo store and spent entirely too much money in the first 2 hours of being here. Hopefully my wallet survives the next four days!

Three nut-loving boys celebrating the end of an epic year at last nights holiday party. @no381.bsky.social

“How are you?” “How are you??” “Good to see you!” “Good to see YOU!!” and other exciting conversations at the corporate workplace

“who’s excited for their holiday bonus this year”

Nothing like a good recap. Pretty proud of where I’ve come on strength training this year (it’s about half of my personality at this post). Thanks to @no381.bsky.social for showing me Hevy, putting up with all the selfies and me building a home gym and doing post-workout photography.

Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account…

I could not be wearing shorts and no one would even know based on these photos! But look at the back gains that are coming in!

Relatedly, seeing the viewership of this show divide into "I didn't care for episode 3 I only care about Shane and Ilya" vs. "Episode 3 hit for me in a way that episodes 1 + 2 did not, I only care about Skip now" further underlines that we desperately need both. BOTH KINDS OF STORIES ARE IMPORTANT

Threw down some reps on the quads and hammys today. Will regret it tomorrow.

Something something gay powers restored

I am so pleased to see so many people posting their pictures. Confidence and joy are GREAT qualities; confidence is more magnetic than the “perfect” body or face. And the boldness to say “this is me and I’m happy to share myself with you” is really lovely.

I felt left out. Ho ho ho bitches!

Whole lotta chest, flex and Santa hats. Not complaining about my skircle though!

im fag? (Photo by @no381.bsky.social )

Can the weekend not end pretty please?

Enjoying some winter sun before heading back to Epic for the evening. Trying to get ahead my new years resolution to lose the farmer tan. Also feeling a little fluffy but that’s just the bulk happening again, i promise.

Best foods at Epic Universe: a thread

Date night tonight with @no381.bsky.social at Bar Helios was wonderful. We’re excited to get back to Epic tomorrow since we haven’t been back since May of this year.

I think our table has the best view…

You ever wake up and just have a good hair day? Today is one of those days.

Hi I made this. It is good and better with good company :)

Opera and flame thrower dragons? What the actual fuck is happening in this parade?

I’m so ready for stuffing today! Also look at this homemade dressing I made for thanksgiving!

My house smells good. Got the pumpkin pie made using my grandmas recipe! It’s so good chilled because it’s a custard-like filling that isn’t dense. The crust is homemade too, not super pretty this year but it’s a functional vessel for the filling.

The first anti-aging pill for dogs just got FDA backing and is now closer to approval, which could help senior dogs stay healthier for longer.

Throwback to the cheeky leftover turkey sandwich that was ready for some stuffing. Also… glute goals?

You ever have one of those moments you walk by a mirror and you just like the way your shirt fits you? This one seems to strike that balance of having slutty tight bicep sleeves and a loose but short fit on the midsection so the proportions are just right. A+ again for @nastypig.bsky.social

I’m on my baking shit again. Tonight made some delicious pumpkin chocolate chip cake cookies. Wednesday night is pumpkin pie time!

Looking for something delicious to do with your leftovers this year? Look no further. This is probably my favorite thanksgiving inspired snack for watching sportsball! kikkomanusa.com/homecooks/re...

Good morning, anyone else getting breakfast burritos? Or is that just a me thing and not a mutually shared Sunday experience?

Feelin’ veiny after today’s chest and core workout

Mid-workout thot: @nastypig.bsky.social really nailed this shade of blue in their new collection. Probably my favorite tank in my vast collection.

Pool day before sportsball.

Daily game of “is it anxiety or did I hurt my left pec muscle” to figure out why my chest hurts

Proud of my collection of 2 inch waistband shorts.

New garage gym means new thotty gym pic angles

Watching the Epic Universe documentary on Peacock to see if I can find myself in b-roll. This first episode is a love letter to film and storytelling and I can’t help but think @ptklein.com would appreciate the interviews with Spielberg and all the history of Carl Laemmle.

How your email finds me… Mercury is in Gatorade or some shit.

The boy is not amused by my recent purchase.

This is Miyamoto. Filming is underway for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda in a lush, natural setting, with Bo Bragason-san who will play Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san who will play Link (1/2).

I’m glad the photos app can be both affirming and shady by auto-labeling me as both strong and dumb.