Jared Leto is somehow still out there getting blockbuster roles in Hollywood despite all of his everything

I’ve got warm loin disease

I need my ass to get so fat it becomes a problem for the US government

I’m from Texas and I’ve never in my life heard these things!!!

I have some real problems with Billy Bob Thornton’s dialogue in Love Actually like who the fuck calls a hot woman a “son of a bitch” And I feel like they fully made up calling legs “pipes”

Experimental comic page from a while back

Post something random or have an awful October

Mentally i’m Jared leto and I’ve been doing a silent meditation in the desert from which I’ve just now returned and heard about Alien hand syndrome

our bodies should have more holes maybe??

if I ever meet Paul McCartney I’m gonna call him big dawg

THREE DISNEY PRINCESSES?!?

I’m just a permafried girl in a overstimmied world🥺

eating some really good salty nuts 🌰🌰

Recent coastal cyberpunk commission

something something white moderate something something letter from Birmingham jail

I designed the tuffest Fugazi poster ever just bc it needed to exist. email neonyellowfangs at gmail for a free pdf

In the last two weeks i’ve fallen down a flight of stairs and stabbed myself, what are you doing to prepare for battle?

Be my friend, Godfather???

Emperor voice: it’s not an album the Jedi would tell you about

Obscured by Clouds is a pretty good Pink Floyd album. Wot’s…Uh The Deal is particularly nice.

imagine being a fuckin 4 star General and some National Guard con man calls you fat

ⓘ t𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘴. 𝘪 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘴. 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴. 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘰𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘐𝘐𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

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no im being normal today sorry

one of the greatest gifts I’ve ever received is being born one of the People of the Sun ✊🏽

Cesar and I have truly entered our 40s. He just said - “I’m going to take my functional bath* before you take your witch bath**” 😂 *functional bath = high temp bath for arthritis **Witch bath = moon bath aka herbs, oils, and intentions aligned with the phase of the moon. Also good for arthritis

Bad Bunny should call Drake a pedophile too

just finished my first barbell hip thrusts. for you, babe

Steal my art. i dont care

Oh I almost forgot, look what I found at goodwill this morning!!!

Amidst nice words and failed promises, heat still kills California farmworkers www.sanluisobispo.com/opinion/opn-...

Out: body count In:

My neck My back Aldous Huxley My pet cat

they named a flower after my penis

We wouldn’t be in this shit situation if this had worked.

no i wasn't up at 4am making this you were up at 4am making this

mom help I’ve got the sleepiness

yall what if my hair stylist isn’t responding because she died?! that would be really inconvenient for me…

look I think we all know the problem is that we have too many humans but I’ve got the SOLUTION: self-aware apex predators. now if you turn to the page in your booklets titled Deep Blue Sea…

Liquid Beth

feeling #EMPTY gonna #CUM

look I think we all know the problem is that we have too many humans but I’ve got the SOLUTION: self-aware apex predators. now if you turn to the page in your booklets titled Deep Blue Sea…

As above (tits) so below (bush)✨ #hippie ☮︎ #nsfwsky ❀ #naturaltits #perkytits 𑁍 #bushsky 𖦹 #fansly

Gorgonzola Transplant

this always made me so mad because the figure in the picture is a painted Super Powers Batman and the one they released was completely different. McFarlane finally did a version of this recently.