Tfw you’re taking glass of water with cinnamon in it to your roof in the middle of the night because it makes you feel some semblance of control in a chaotic word

I know the vastness of space scares some people and I can totally understand that. But seeing shit like this gives me peace. Our world might be fucked rn but the universe is vast and I believe there is more good in it than not, so seeing those stars and knowing there’s other worlds soothes my soul

iPhone folders when you want to put an app in them

My brother who teaches community college including classes at a prison sent me this and if there’s anything more pathetically American it’s someone deciding to stay in prison because they know they won’t be able to afford healthcare for their cancer so they’d rather die in prison than the streets

IMO all women and queers should start learning the wield a sword. It’s fun, empowering, and frankly feels like a good skill with the way the world is going 🤷‍♀️ Cis men…I love some of ya but I don’t need yall as a whole being anymore dangerous. So maybe pick up therapy instead of a sword 😂

Been learning how to wield my sword for the last week and it’s finally starting to feel a little more natural! I’ve also started using my left hand more because I’ve seen enough movies to know that if I am in combat I will eventually injure my right arm and have to go left

We decided Judas is def tech founder energy and only drinks expensive whiskey and makes sure everyone knows it In fact him betraying Jesus was him putting JC on a PIP so he could downsize the apostles and maximize shareholder value

Chat with my culturally catholic friends has devolved into discussing what Jesus’ inner circle drank: Mary of Guadalupe - Chardonnay. She’s a mom Mary Magdalena - Coke and Vodka and she’s doing bumps in the bathroom Paul - he’s recently became vegan and sober and won’t shut up. Protein shakes

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

He’s been not canceled since day one basically 🙄 This will be insufferable for a myriad of reasons the least of which you know it’s just going to be a rage bait pathetic bitch fest about how he was the real victim or just talk about his daughters to distract

Most people say you shouldn't kill and eat your neighbors. Jeffrey Dahmer disagrees. Is this just a question of perspective? Our ironically detached reporter with crippling daddy issues writes about it.

My ladies chat is currently a bunch of 40+ career ladies talking about how we’re all at the stage in our careers where we are done with ladder climbing - the stress & fighting for respect isn’t worth the money Wake up babes we are not doing Girl Boss we are doing Girl Cog in a Wheel….Girl Coasting

This. I recently looking up to see if a certain voice actor did the voice for the Tower of Terror ride (he didnt) but I accidentally used google search so AI wrote a whole thing about how the guy was current at Disney World and loves the ride 🤦‍♀️ AI is very dumb and people who believe it are dumber

Man earthquakes are wild, hearing from friends in the South Bay & peninsula less than 30 miles away from the epicenter that they didn’t feel it meanwhile up here in SF it was enough for me to be like “oh shit should we maybe do something?” Haven’t had that response to a quake since the 6.0 in Napa

Holy shit that earthquake was a 4.9 all the way in Boulder Creek that’s an hour and a half away from SF and not even the Bay Area and it woke people up and rattled our house! Uh Santa Cruz yall ok?

So what are we all watching while we try to fall back asleep after that quake. I’m going with penguin documentary personally

Well that was one of the biggest and longest I’ve felt in a while 😳 The earthquake I mean #sanfrancisco

This is both shocking but also not 😕

Victor Glover is not only on track to become the first person of color to ever leave low Earth orbit, he is also currently *piloting* #ArtemisII

I’ve tried to address this with him and others and it’s always the “well, writing takes thinking and we should be using our brains” My brother in Christ (and blood lol) do you think creatives are mindless worker bees? Doing creative work, even silly shit, involves thinking and problem solving

My brother is a college teacher & complains about students using AI to write their papers and not thinking it’s cheating Meanwhile he sends me AI generated images constantly. Using AI to write your email or essay is no different than using it to generate images of your cat in the revolutionary war

I dealt with some intense health stuff the last 2 weeks and was just complaining about American healthcare to my girlfriends meanwhile they were sending me a gift card to a spa to pamper myself a bit 😭 Women supporting women once again supplementing what our country doesn’t

who were the april fools

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

I just found out there’s a crabbing group called The Crabby Baddies and it’s for women and NBs to learn how to crab fish while drinking mimosas! I’ve always wanted to learn but the piers are full of old men who are more likely to leer than help www.instagram.com/reel/DWg5Orn...

On trans visibility day, it’s quite a feat for people in Erin’s mentions to tell her to shut up about bolstering trans visibility needs.

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

These protests are still clinging to a strategy of reaffirming the United States project, which at its roots is a capitalist-colonial endeavor. The attempt to “get back to the founding values of this country” will not solve the problems created by those very foundations.

They had to remove sit ups from the ICE training because it’s full of the laziest most out of shape racists imaginable. They can’t even pass the mandatory fitnesses testing all kids have (had? Do they still even do that?) to do every year

Starting to think maybe the Giants should go back to not having a home game for opening….

the make a wish presidency continues

Discussing the start of the Giants season Cesar - “we got a few good people but it’s going to be another rebuilding year. Gotta do some trades” Me - “I’m gonna go classic Giants fan delusional, ITS OUR YEAR BABY!” Cesar - 😒 Me - “ITS AN EVEN YEAR WE’RE OWED THIS! ITS OUR BIRTHRIGHT!!!!”

For the first time since I became a Giants fan 20 years ago I’m not only watching a home opener (it’s only the 6th home opener they’ve had since 2000) AND I can watch it without bootlegging it because it’s streaming on Netflix 🥳 Baseball is back baby!!!!

The LotR memes will continue until morale improves 🚗

57 of my fellow students were arrested, academically disciplined, and barred from campus 2 weeks before finals. And then the visas of some of those students were quietly revoked. And then the DEI office was killed. And then we watched our mentors’ grants evaporate over “woke”.

Of the funny takeaways we have from the Harry Potter fandom industrial complex, I think my favorite is how people somehow laundered the HP house system into identities, when it was IN THE TEXT being sorted into either being a nazi, a space filler, a boring nerd, or the protagonist

Likewise I find all arguments based on whether or not the Harry Potter books/movies/games/theme parks/toys are "good" to be extremely tiresome. It doesn't matter. They could be great but they still explicitly fund harm to trans people so stop buying them.

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And because I've seen the comparison: This is not an H.P. Lovecraft situation of "separate the art from the artist." Lovecraft is a century dead. He's not alive right now, trying to suppress records of his yacht visiting Epstein Island and swearing to make the lives of millions of ppl unlivable.

This is the only Harry Potter argument worth making It wouldn't matter if Harry Potter was a singular, unmatched work of genius. Giving Rowling money is actively making the world a worse place and killing trans folks. There's no book good enough or nostalgic enough for that to be worth it.

Pretty sure most 2 X chromosome people with chronic illness should have doctorates from having to research and advocate for themselves and then go out there doing the work of informing and helping others to get diagnosed

Do men know how much of women’s pain management in American healthcare is treated with a couple ibuprofen and a “suck it up buttercup”? To name a few - IUD insertion or removal Abortions Partial hysterectomies Tubal litigation Post partum care Ruptured cysts Internal bleeding (aka endometriosis)

he's finally done it — he's achieved a level of fucking lame that i can't even come up with a joke about.

When people talk about walkable cities and they really should highlight that when you live in one you can purchase all of these on your lunch break without breaking a sweat 💅 Ok a little sweat because I got a good walk in. But also supported local businesses instead of Amazon or Temu ✌️

Girlhood is a spectrum 🤗 Face masks Pastries Sword

Having a shit week so going to buy a sword and some pastries because that will make things better right?

Clearly this sign is for Lady Gagas only

I dont know what’s up with the RSAC attendees this year but they are nightmare of entitled tech douches when they’re usually just a bunch of tech dorks. I’ve been shoulder checked by 3 guys in giant groups of like 8 walking down the street and one of them just cut me in line at the pharmacy

The amount of privileged liberal white influencers saying this is…sadly not shocking The “oh that’s fine at least it’s not homes or schools” as if people of color never have to travel & should be happy being confined to their houses And even beyond that like Meghan says, it’s a line being crossed

More fodder the future museum exhibit on Americas Big Beautiful Nazi Era