Yes indeed, Hamilton canceled its 2026 run at the Kennedy Center. NINE MONTHS AGO.

maybe in the new year I gotta move from hating AI on bsky where I'm in good company to going on offense by hating AI on LinkedIn looking for fights

There’s just absolutely no need for this shit. If your company is so bad at making money that you can’t afford to human delivery men then a bunch of gimmicky robot sidewalk impediments isn’t going to save you.

I’m all for innovation and some things should be automated. This ain’t it. This is such a hazard for anyone with mobility issues I’m actually a little shocked they’re allowed on sidewalks

so...i use a wheelchair. I'm fucked if i encounter this scenario because there's literally no way for me and my chair to get around "Ruth". ...how much do they weigh and could i kick it down the side of the incline would be considerations though

Yeah, this dum dum is talking about chicken pox. Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stated that the 1918 flu pandemic was caused by a lab virus from vaccine research, a defective influenza vaccine. Let’s analyze what a lie this is. First, in 1918, 107 years ago, virology was in its infancy

I’m practicing a lip sync with full choreography for Lady Gaga’s Dead Dance to perform at work and then to the public with my adult dance class And y’all I know performing is hard but I’m pretty fit and 30 minutes of LIP SYNCHING and dancing and I’m winded. How does Gaga sing and dance for hours 🫠

Want to help fight AI slop in 2026? Call it out. Every time you see a brand using AI for their ads comment on it and say how it cheapens the brand I work in marketing and trust me, marketers read every comment and just one calling out AI slop will trigger a meeting to discuss pulling the ad

Sigh, reminded of why I fucking hate grocery delivery. I just realized that the emergency order I did because I forgot a few things replaced the egg nog and oatmilk egg nog with egg whites and unsweetened oatmilk Uber Eats really said “make your own fucking nog bitch”

So many new outlets would’ve absolutely written “Not an enabler? A glimpse behind the curtain at Hitler’s chief of propaganda, Joseph Goebbels” and other articles on how Hitlers inner circle is actually a bunch of covert good guys trying to steer Hitler in the right direction 🙄

To that end what makes it a truck? Yes I’ve read the definition of a truck and the gymnastics the Tesla goes thru to call it a truck. But as far as I can tell it’s just a shitty car with a slightly larger trunk that identifies as a truck

lol was a topic at Christmas this year and how people from outside of California will fly into LA and then be like “hey want to meet me for lunch?” My brother in Christ I’m in San Francisco, that’s 380+ miles away. That’s like flying into NYC and calling someone in Maine to meet for lunch

Running last minute holiday errands on bike/scooter/foot is so much more enjoyable than sitting in a car in traffic I’m just out here belting out Christmas carols as I zip thru traffic

Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable group.

Even when you’re having a bad day there’s nothing that sparks joy quite like pointing at a cybertruck driver then making direct eye contact while you do the 90s style L for loser

Note to self. Take next year off from the holidays. Just a go away literally anywhere not home and time travel until new years in careless limbo

I survived The Great San Francisco Black Out of 2025 and all I got was some leftover pasta and an expensive cab ride to North Beach where they had power 👍

Hearing from SF friends whose family members drink the Fox News koolaid that they thought SF is a 1 power outage away from Mad Max Beyond Thunder Dome and we were all going to be rioting in the streets and looting last night The only rioting was a bunch of confused Waymo’s 😂

One of the things that I find offensive in an ongoing way is that Republicans keep demanding that I not observe basic reality.

Yeah, okay, you guys won, you elected an ignorant senile sack of crap to the presidency, congratulations on your flex, why do you keep pretending that he's handsome.

Nicki Minaj makes an appearance at Turning Point USA America Fest with Erika Kirk.

Ok this makes it make a little more sense but I still think pg&e isn’t being transparent with the numbers (but that’s because I don’t trust pg&e for shit) but less cray Thank you Bluesky for resolving in minutes what I’ve spent the last few hours going insane trying to figure out 😂

I think the key word to remember here is "customers," not people. That implies households and businesses to me.

Someone help because Im struggling with the math on the pg&e outage. They said it was only 130k people, 30% of their users which is 433333 implying they only provide power for half the city? We have no other options. It had to be WAY more than 130k. It def looked like way more than 15% of the city

Hey California Dems! Here’s some free political messaging: Fuck PG&E, we hate them too. We are going to end lobbying of the CPUC. Fuck PG&E. Guaranteed winning.

living long enough to witness the dismantling of pg&e >>>

Most of SF has power back but I’m prepared for it to go out again because PG&E left a voicemail saying they’re rerouting power from other areas while they address and fix whatever the fuck happened today 🫠 So glad they continuously hike our prices and we have no other options for this utility!

I THINK I FOUND BALDURS GATE

Honestly surprised they let that go on for like 6 hours

Letters from the SF power outage Dear Martha, my Waymo has been stuck at an intersection for 2 hours. My protein bar stockpile is running thin. I pray relief comes soon Theodore, As my phone battery reaches 5%, know that my love for you will always be 💯 Martha, 💀. Just like my battery

The Waymo’s of SF don’t know how to handle all the traffic lights being down and have bricked themselves The power is still out for half the city and it’s spreading

Weirdest day in SF since the day the sky turned orange. Power still out for half the town Shooter standoff in a hotel on market still going on And apparently some earthquakes? Happy solstice eve 🤪

Me trying to get my dog to pee at 10:00 pm

what, a gif of jake paul getting punched in the face AND a gif of andrew tate getting punched in the face??? for me???? oh gosh, how did you know

As of 4pm to say there is a power outage in San Francisco is a bit of an understatement... I don’t recall seeing the PG&E page look this way for outages in SF before @nbcbayarea 12/20/2025 pgealerts.alerts.pge.com/outage-tools/o…

You guys don’t steal prompts from “AI artists” Steal their “art”. Steal their car. Steal their dog. Take their whole damn house and everything in it.

lol it’s getting worse. not optimistic about pg&e’s 6pm estimate What’s really weird is we don’t know why. West part of the city has been down all day but the east was apparently due to a fire at a PG&E facility in my neighborhood at 2:15 Oh and there’s a shooting suspect in a standoff with SFPD

I just love how like all home security systems have alarms that go off when the power is out It’s so great hearing a never ending chorus of beeps from every house on the block without power for hours 🫠

Sooooo half of SF is without power with no info why or eta. Coo coo. Apparently it started on the west side of town at 9am and has been spreading since 🫠

Why is it that the human thumbs of the world are the ones that think they’re a superior race? Look at this fucking face. This is what a thin gene pool looks like. Imagine looking at that in the mirror every day and thinking you’re better than anyone else. Off the charts delulu

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An American beast. Tamed. #WorldBollardAssociation

The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.

Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:

Jake Paul has been on his knees more than Nancy Regan That’s the post, right there.

instead of being mad at online did you know that you can just go outside and talk to a parrot

Oh the team that displaced a bunch of Mexican families to build their shit stadium? That team didn’t want a Spanish rendition of the national anthem? I’m shocked. Truly shocked.

Got to love a man trying to mansplain when they didn’t even bother to read the post correctly The urge to mansplain is so strong with some that they will just make up a reason to argue 😂