Jesus, this guy is, what, 7th generation nepo baby? Fucker probably can't even put his own shoes on. www.cnn.com/2026/02/07/p...

I wish our leaders were held up to the same standards as our stand-up comedians.

Trying to reason with people who classify not being able to put lead in baby toys as "tyranny". Good luck with that.

Another day, another disabling of AI functions on everything I own that uses any electricity whatsoever.

Got bored and made a new camp in Fallout 76. More compact than my last one, with more decoration. Looks good.

"Yeah, could you guys all risk your jobs while we sit here, do nothing, and just rake in the cash? THAAAANKS!" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Seeing Jon Daly in the Fallout TV show is making me happy. Always liked the guy.

I miss the days when a typo didn't alert six different AI systems.

NEVER !! - dashare.zone ADMIN

The GOP’s new Voter Suppression bill, the so-called “SAVE Act,” would disenfranchise many of the 69 million women who took their husbands’ last names, as explained in my summary. It proposes *no penalties* for erroneous voter purges but potential *prison time* for erroneous registrations. WTF?! 1/

Well, you can always count on him for one thing (crying like a bitch). boingboing.net/2026/02/04/f...

They didn't staff for the immigration enforcement because it was never about immigration, just terrorism intended to steal elections. These new Nazis are kinda shit. apnews.com/article/minn...

I'm glad they finally got Intuit CreditKarma into the show. It was a noticeable omission.

Nope. Prison for poopie-pants-pedo. www.cnn.com/2026/02/03/p...

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

I want to thank all our brave journalists who endured a podcast with a pedophile-rapist and a murderer to extract this information. Regular Bothans these people. www.cnn.com/2026/02/02/p...

I'll always respect the office, that is why I call him "Mr. President Fucks-Kids".

But in the Win column, we got a new picture to accompany the definition of "punk-ass bitch". www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I'm getting near the point in my weight loss where my new t-shirts are about the same size as my old underwear. An exciting threshold except on laundry day.

It took 4,000 lawyers several months to (mostly) remove his name from all the documents. Keeping Rapey McPedo out of prison is, in terms of human endeavor, now right up there with the construction of the Panama Canal.

"Now that my name has been revealed, I am very VERY sorry. About the pedophila and rape. SO sorry. My bad." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

I like how Schumer made a sign for the three things that will absolutely not happen. Nice sign though. www.euronews.com/2026/01/31/u...

SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods. S1: archive.org/details/sctv... S2: archive.org/details/sctv... S3: archive.org/details/19-m... S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s... S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky

I invented a new game. It's called "Iran or Minneapolis". It's not fun. www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

Oh, cool. How much do I get to sue DOGE for then? www.npr.org/2026/01/30/n...

"Nice state you got here. Would be a real shame if a bunch of uneducated, untrained, racist thugs just showed up for not the reason they pretend to be there for. JUST GIVE US THE VOTER ROLLS SO WE CAN GUT DEMOCRACY AND KEEP THIS ONE GUY OUT OF PRISON!! FOR PEDOPHILIA!!!" www.bbc.com/news/article...

And they say protesters are paid…

Well that's good. Surely 10% of a population can't command the other 90%, right? www.pcworld.com/article/3044...

Maybe the Presidential Oath can be updated to include actually reading the Constitution at some juncture. boingboing.net/2026/01/27/t...

What a grifter. Trying to pump AI so millions can lose their jobs, fattening himself of tariffs that we pay for and axing thousands of government jobs is running on how good he is for the economy. And the same stupid fucking people will fall for it this time too. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

All they care about is the money. Take it away from them, and they are nothing. boingboing.net/2026/01/27/t...

Some reviews: Dust Bunny - Really fun movie. Like "Leon" + Terry Gilliam - "Lolita". Landman - Good moments, but holy shit they are far apart. Reminds me of The Sopranos, lots of talking scenes with the story beats so far apart you could park an oil tanker in the gaps.

ATTENTION: If you are not Vince Gilligan you don't get to put six minute music videos in the middle of your TV show. Just make the show shorter, we got shit to do. THAT IS ALL

Shorts fired

Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen https://theonion.com/trump-alleges-that-democrats-secretly-paid-alex-pretti-to-be-model-citizen/

Nothing scares these little nepo babies more than the prospect of having to work for a living, having to be a regular person with responsibilities and consequences. That's what this is all about. No ideology, just a desperate bid to cling to power. And to not go to prison for pedophilia in one case.

Dear Money, I miss you. Please come back. Very Stupidly, Ye (or whatever the fuck his name is now) www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

Got up early so I can tackle this long list of things to not do.

Man, he REALLY doesn't want to go to prison.

Sittin' at home in the dark with snow on the ground outside. Conditions are ideal.

give us what we want or we kill another hostage

Been looking into frontal lobotomies so maybe I can enjoy modern video games.

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list. They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.

Cleaned up and restrung the Les Paul. Still has some juice in it, plays nice. I picked it up in about 2000 (+/-) for 900 bucks, cheap for a 1975 Custom because the headstock had broke off and been replaced. It was my main driver during them years. Might take it in for a tune-up, why not.

Woke up yesterday and the ring and pinkie fingers on my right hand were all protesting their existence. These are the two fingers you don't need to play guitar/bass, so I think my body fired a warning shot. My policy is, as usual: Screw you, body.

Someone uploaded some live Panel Donor videos 😍 Panel Donor is a band from Lawrence, KS that put out three full-length albums and has no Wikipedia page. Love what they make them guitars do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUOT...

Anyways, the hoopla about all these gee-tars and whatnot is that I have had tendonitis in both wrists since 2004. I got that drum set last year and played the heck out of it, and I think that conditioning reformed my wrists. I can play me some gee-tars again. Just a 20 year break. 🧓🎸