you cannot Own someone on X in 2026. if you are using X in 2026 you are being Owned. nothing you can say will outweigh the shame of being a member of the world's largest incel group chat. if you run out of a bathroom covered in shit holding a turd no one will think the turd is the uncool one

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gender-2 #smbc

I'll let this video I have saved to my hard drive speak for itself. Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.

fun fact: the South Australian state govt minister for Transport is also the minister for Autism does this mean more trains will happen here soon...??

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

you should live your life in such a way that people don’t giggle with glee when you die lol

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made katsu curry again, pan fried this time. yeah this is the way. none of this baked nonsense. also actual pre packaged curry roux is the best way to do japanese curry

couldn't finish my visit to Mt Gambier without visiting the (former) train station

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the Blue Lake (at Mt Gambier) is *extremely* blue today

working on more tracks for the too-much-percussion + too-low-guitars EP (?) still not sure about the progression on this one, the rhythm guitar drop is hitting weird

working on more tracks for the too-much-percussion + too-low-guitars EP (?) still not sure about the progression on this one, the rhythm guitar drop is hitting weird

Laura Tingle with a bit of Australian understatement: “It’s not really legal to nick someone else’s head of state.”

everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age me at 46: legalize all drugs, abolish prison for all nonviolent offenses, and force the politicians with the lowest approval rating to participate in The Running Man once a month

awooo. letsgo

the tram button gacha is not working 🙃

yo dawg i heard u like gambling

just hit midnight here in sydney happy new year everyone

good day to cook some snags

. @noteworthy.games has a bunch of kookaburras who live in the trees behind his house we don't see these guys back in Adelaide!

i think this is my ... fifth breakfast this morning??

We're officially about *One Month* away from the submission deadline for Pop Off! To the Stars! compilation album and art zine! We look forward to your creations! ✨ (Wonderful art by @cosmickeyframe.bsky.social ! ) Join the server: discord.com/invite/KNRyW... Submission info in quoted!

Thank you so much to everybody who has supported our new release so far - awesome to see that even in 2025 we can be the top selling album on Bandcamp for the day! :D

"People are still valuable even after they're done having children or doing heavy labor" and "my understanding of family is so expansive that it includes other species" are incredibly rare in the animal kingdom, and people who forget that deny our history and our inheritance.

We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that. We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs. Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.

another wip / preview, this time something latin-y with too much percussion. it's the same percussion setup as on the surf rock thing i posted. i'm writing a whole EP around this sound.

something i recorded with the newly modded baritone / bass vi strat. surf rock but there's weird stuff happening i guess bsky.app/profile/l-tr...

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the live release party has started! come join in~

Our newest album Fusion, packed with over 50 killer collaborative works, is releasing tomorrow with a live release party alongside PonyvilleFM and @ponytownteam.bsky.social!

my niece's xmas gift, allegedly (this was constructed by three adults)

normalise saying "what the fuck is wrong with you'' to racists and homophobes over christmas dinner

half a dozen people just boarded this train at Dry Creek. i am very confused. there is nothing at Dry Creek. it is firmly wedged between a rail yard and another rail yard, with a big industrial park somewhere off in the distance.

modded my baritone strat again. this time it's got HSS pickups, and tuned like a bass vi (EADGBe, but an octave below a standard guitar). still not 100% on this build, a few things are a bit wonky. the black cover on the bridge pup doesn't quite fit.

in the song "I'm Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas" professor oak sings "he'll find it rather shocking" and then ash laughs. they're both used to being shocked by pikachu. but santa isn't from their world. he can't just tank a thunderbolt like it's nothing. he's gonna die.

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merry freaking christmas everyone! i sang another carol for you youtu.be/Tv4SRznq-so

If I should die before I wake Clap your hooves and do a little shake

it's almost christmas which means: time for baking! gotta let the dough chill first, though.

merry freaking christmas everyone! i sang another carol for you youtu.be/Tv4SRznq-so

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when the light bulb was invented, they had to go around and force everyone to use it. that's how you know AI is going to be successful too

today was my last day at the office until late January. and the a/c was broken. time to knock off for the year.

I'm calling it, Australia's 'out of office' message is now on. You can try our call centre, but don't expect anyone to get back to you until after the Australia Day long weekend.

if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade