TECH BRUNCHLORDS: we believe AI has successfully achieved human-level cognition NEUROLOGISTS: okay so your brain is like, imagine if there was a kind of pudding that sang two bars from Semi-Charmed Life whenever somebody nearby was baking cookies, right? we don’t know why it does that

Happy to announce that our next album Respite is now open for submissions until July 10! Very excited to share more great music later this year! Check out the full album information here: docs.google.com/document/d/1... Send submissions here: docs.google.com/forms/d/1M1R...

Holy shit. The Hubble Space Telescope, photographer in space, BY A SATELLITE ALSO IN SPACE (Happy 36th birthday, Hubble!)

there is going to be years of your life in the future where you dont hear or read a post of someone doing a donald trump impression. you are never going to see a political cartoon where he is a squat little orange guy with the long red tie again. green grass and blue sky stretching on forever

Regular reminder (unfortunately)

brighton beach, adelaide, south australia

in an alterate world where Adelaide Metro adopted Sydney style branding

environmental storytelling

Please, for the love of all things holy, if you ever learn that something you posted is fake, delete it. Do not counter with "but it feels true" or "it's an exaggeration but people will know that" or any other garbage. Delete fake images and articles. We need to be able to trust reality.

the way you get 10 emails when you buy a single item on ebay and they tell you where the item is scanned every day feels like a fetish thing. it's too much email for buying 1 item. someones liking this way more than me. someone at ebay

more parts!

whoops, i bought more guitar parts

:)

Better to see a twink litter than a twitter link these days

not the reginos!

even status.bsky.app is down. this f**king website...

From the archive but always relevant: chaser.com.au/general-news...

the most evil guy in the country wants to feed everything you've ever done into a machine that replicates you so he can eliminate you, and some people still walk around saying "well, there ARE some uses for this technology"

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

an update on my train station photography project.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

I'm pretty disappointed in them honestly. If I went to space I would simply not come back.

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Everyone activate emergency discourse topics: the price of oil skyrocketing to half an arm and a leg for a full tank is a good thing, actually

i released an EP today! go check out "Multitudes", an experiment involving massed percussion and low tuned guitars www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIRh...

never waste a good crisis

April Fool canceled bc everyday is a joke now

I hate April Fools' Day. Us real ones are out here being fools every single day, bewildered and assailed by all that we encounter, you tourists don't know the game.

the traditional subversion of "april fools online" relied on the authority of the internet, but now that online is all AI, scams, cons, and propaganda, we no longer have to deal with it. silver lining

i released an EP today! go check out "Multitudes", an experiment involving massed percussion and low tuned guitars www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIRh...

are there any more things like this

Super fun doing some of the strangest parts of this collab, it was a ton of fun. Just a great jam sesh of a song

SOOOOOO... @l-train.bsky.social and I did a rad funk-rock fusion tune called "Hijinx"!!! The list of featured names was too long for the P@D release title, so we just put "(feat. All The King's Horses)", which I thought was kinda clever anyway. (continued...)

voted! made sure to collect the full set of HTVs to keep everyone guessing (either i missed the Liberal volunteer or they're not bothering here ...🤔) no Democracy Sausage at my local polling place though 😭 positively un Australian of them

the new locking tuners arrived for my red Strat! they actually fit this time

Happy election eve, South Australia! We know what's on offer at nearly 1/3 of polling places, but that still leaves many mysteries to solve. If you visit a booth with a grey '?' on the democracysausage.org map, click on it to send a tip-off. Does it have bbq, cake, or nothing at all?

[To the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer] JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Diamond Is Unbreak-a-ble

they literally renamed the entire company after this

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!! For those who were unaware, I formed an Irish Acapella group called "Celtic Stampede", which consist of @bluebrony.bsky.social, Luna Jax, @l-train.bsky.social, and myself. Here are the two songs we've finished so far: youtu.be/8rjupY9bJnU?... youtu.be/8ND-QVqTBB0?...

"Excuse me, your highness" the frog said. "May I implore you to give me a peck on the cheek?" "Not a kiss?" the princess asked. "I would not presume. A peck will turn me back into a prince for a day, so I can find a bow and arrows." "Whatever for?" "I'll kill the heron who's eating my friends!"

goatse hands

I used to feel bad for Star Wars droids. People were so mean to them when they’re just lil guys doing their best, doing what they’re programmed to do. Now that we have genAI, I get it. If ChatGPT had a metal body and followed me around, I’d probably try to nudge it into a ditch.

AI tool outputs www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e...

he's baking again! this one's a bit of an experiment

GOODWOOD, 5.0 km from Adelaide, is the junction station for the Belair and Seaford / Flinders lines. It has 3 platforms (2 islands), with a fenced-off “platform 4” facing the Adelaide-Melbourne standard gauge freight line. (1/8)

i'm surprised at how well this photo at Goodwood railway station turned out, IIRC the train was running like 2 min late