It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Max Payne!

there are alex lifesons everywhere for those with eyes to see

only one game has all of these...

Ready to dunk it, Penn & Teller style? The cult classic Nintendo DS game Penn & Teller's Shithead Basketball makes it's way to the Nintendo Switch 2, with an all new HD remaster, bringing with it new play controls with the Joy-Con 2's Mouse Mode and new recorded lines from the magicians themselves.

Energizer bunny son or fetty wap daughter

this is the greatest logo ever made

Incredible rage-bait. I know its rage bait but i can't help but be annoyed at the implication a cornish pasty is a sandwich. Diabolical work, bravo

Should have let me date Mithrax.

Also THE MAN DID A SPLOOT. Canada does get hot enough for splooting. Confirmed.

[Costco Guys abruptly getting very serious]: Guys we'd like to take a second to talk about war and inequality. Peace and empathy will always win, so stay strong and survive so that others will do as well. Peace and empathy gwt five big booms from us everybody. Thank you for listening. BOOM, BOOM, B-

Totino's Pizza Chodes

We're Costco guys, of course we fuck men! BOOM!!!

fit check

Emotionally disentangle my genderfluid balls

Me playing never have I ever like “put a finger in my butt if you’ve ever eaten a sandwich”

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Doctor!

尖ってる。がんぼるぞい。 translation: My muzzle is very pointed

All crew, This is Worf, chief of security. Please do not leave young children unattended in corridors. There was an incident. Worf

you're not going to believe this but it's one paul wrote

Burned the FUCK out of my lip

and SLEEPY,

Bluesky gotta have the worst discover page. Is all posts i've already seen from people i follow, mixed in with some obvious engagement bait and pictures of pets that have died

i love the movies

顔を強調するボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I'm a Borzoi with a prominent face.

Bad news liberals! Cheez-it has announced today that the cheez-its not only all feel pain, but also they feel despair too. In addition to this, a spokesperson for the cheez-it coporation has told CNN that they "also feel anguish, sorrow, and grief". Research into if they feel hatred as well is under

GameStop have CLARIFIED their US$56 billion bid to purchase eBay. Ryan Cohen, CEO of GameStop, stated: "we thought we were buying a boxed copy of Symphony of the Night, not the whole website. It still has the manual!"

Pontius sun, Steve-O moon, Dave England rising

I be profen yknow what i'm saying haha. I be profen innocent by a jury of my peers

They made The Detective by Roderick Thorp into a movie, they purchased sequel rights at the same time despite there being no sequel to the book. When the sequel, Nothing Lasts Forever, was made and then made into a movie they contractually had to offer 70 year old Frank Sinatra the lead in Die Hard.

well you see if we split the population into arse classes ie those who have had one or more fingers up their arse vs those who have not you will see that the happier population are in fact the fingers up arse cohort. i am a university professor

I cannot overstate how completely insane this story is

SEX

Throw me to the Criterion Closet and I'll come back pregnant

Tail wagging, looking so happy

LLM text-to-speech trained only on Vinny Vinesauce crash-outs

Sleepy Dogs Definitive Edition is $4.49 on Xbox Game Pass discount buff.ly/sT8Bfa4

Have to share this website and planet with people who think Maxwell's Silver Hammer is goated but Octopus's Garden is dogwater. Unbelievable.

Trivia quiz booklet handed out at a Nintendo of America event in 2008, with a bizarre cover depicting Donkey Kong with the caption "Touched by Nintendo".

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

Pimp my lilypad with your host, Xribit

Oh, that isn't even allegedly, here it is.