@rifftrax.com so, is there a counter to see how many times a user has viewed a movie? I dunno, maybe it's best for all if we don't know how many times one has watched Fungicide or A Talking Cat?!

Chicago's Smart Streets pilot has issued nearly $900K in fines this year. Well over double last year's pace. March was the busiest month yet, but the overwhelming majority of issuances continue to be just warnings.

Fucking love this video, congratulations and welcome back!

This is Jam. He said he was the highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario. May or may not have lied on his resume. Still 13/10 (IG: skythepupvlogger)

www.tiktok.com/@thedresdend... Holy shit why is this so fucking good, fucking love The Dresden Dolls (TLDW - they get to legally remaster their albums and own their own music again, so introducing Yes, Virginia Tailor's Version)

FUCK YEAH THE DRESDEN DOLLS

When my kids talk about growing up in an toxic household they gonna be talking about how I show no love at game night

All of my homies hate ice, new artwork with a double message here. Fuck ICE and the Trump administration. Also, don't try to water tropical plants with ice cubes. www.patreon.com/posts/157104...

A little look at one of my plant shelves, including a fun little leopard gecko toy.

dammit I just spent like a half hour trying to figure out how to do this and someone did it 6 hours ago

It's like I want strawberries. Chonkin' red throughout plump strawberries with strawberry jam and a strawberries chopped up and mixed with other yummy stuff, but it's mostly strawberries. 🍓 And the best I'm getting is a lacroix strawberry drink.

When I got into houseplants, I was like if I ever get to the point where I'm wiping down the leaves for the looks, that's it, I've gotta get a new hobby. I swiped my finger over my snake plant leaf and saw just how dusty it was and how vibrant it could be... Welp. I'm not giving up houseplants lol

Happy April Fool’s Day (Orthodox)

Who the fuck needs caffeine when you wake up and see your front door open. (thankfully all good now)

It feels like I'm ghosting an ex the way I keep ignoring these TurboTax emails

It’s an OK Friday at best, let’s not get carried away

Depression got hands this week

IF I lived in the IL-09 district I’d vote for Kat Abughazaleh aka @katmabu.bsky.social in the Dem primary today. Kat understands and tells the plain truth about the moment this country’s in. She’s smart and brave - repeatedly shows up to confront ICE where they are. We need more like her in power!

Telling my cat “You’re so smart and so strong and brave” even though I know it’s not true because you gotta just gas ‘em up sometimes.

Another reminder to all content creators that SteamElements is based in Tel Aviv, Israel. There are plenty of alternative methods for alerts and chat overlays, and I'm very capable and happy to provide assistance.

Today was the best day ever, oh my goodness. 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰

Ya'll. I'm realizing that I am turning the age of when my mother passed away. I'm not coping so well. I can't believe how young she was. Shit sucks sometimes.

Me, gently scooping up my cat, telling him, "you've got to move Slendy, you're in Pikachu's spot" and putting a sleeping Pikachu pillow where he previously was.

Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution. If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.

Make Heaven crowded! Bring your torches and pitchforks, attack and dethrone God. He has failed us!

I've got a lot of crazy stories from years of riding the greyhound bus and uh, gotta say, getting kidnapped by the bus driver wasn't one of them.

Men who defend Jonathan Ross for murdering Renee Good are not safe to be around. End those relationships.

Chicago has been doing this too. ICE are the real thugs making the city dangerous.

Repost for reasons

This should be interesting. @asharangappa.bsky.social

This cartoon I drew the other day sold, so I've made prints available for you. Just search the title I'm Not Mad At You. Please remember that part of the proceeds of all my art goes towards social justice people and organizations.

It’s important to find your moments of joy in humanity, especially in dark and cold times

Replaying through XIII in an era of insane propaganda, government overreach, and immigration scare tactics has legitimately made a lot of it hit a lot harder

Many of you have become drama-addicted doomers, and you seem to think it's important for the rest of us to join you. Yes, things are bad. But change is within our power. Grow up. Act like sober, responsible adults in a democracy instead of cynical, all-is-lost teenagers. Now get off my lawn. /5x

When you succumb to the cynicism, you are helping Trump. He wants you to think that all is lost, that he is all powerful, and that there is nothing we can do. The fight for democracy is hard, but it is worth having. We have shown we can stand tall. We have shown we can win.

Saying once again, the worst part about veganism is others reactions. Everything else was hardly a blip by comparison. It's really weird how PERSONAL people will take someone else's diet being mildly different than what they are used to. Like bro it's not my fault you don't know what lentils are.

It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.

Vibes are bleak. Try to take a deep breath, and then find something (small or big) that you can do to help someone who needs it

You know, it's really difficult communicating here on an open platform after discovering your abuser & PDFer has been stalking you for over 35 years and knew your number and so much other horrifying information that makes you want to completely cut cords and go be a hermit in the woods.

This place has a teal McDonald's! I've seen it in person, it's so cool! (but only on the outside, alas) Sedona has a strict policy regarding signs to help preserve the natural beauty in the area. Wished Utah took some notes.

This is a common mistake. Do not confuse evil for stupidity. They are not the same. You can be stupid and not evil and you can be evil and not stupid. Evil and not stupid is not nearly as bad as evil AND stupid. Rn they are the latter. Don't lose sight of that.

If you want the swampiest of swamp ass, go fast walk/run in corduroy pants. (lesson learned)

"Maduro In Custody. His Blue Hoodie In Your Cart?" lolwtf

Autism and food issues, friends. Its hell. Tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com

My therapist mentioned something like, "neurodivergents like us" and I'm like 👀 neurodivergent, eh? Looking into it, I don't get it. I don't understand how my brain function is different than normal. This morning, I called folded eggs "egg slats" and you know, maybe it's not such a mystery...

I'm loosing my mind. I was asked to create a design based on the theme that was sent over, which included a location photo of Brisbane, Australia. Turns out it's a photo of Seattle, Washington. In another note, both places look lovely to visit.

Eugh, anybody still playing #PokemonGo? I need to make a new friend for the forever friend event. 297885258722

Team Rocket doing lines off the back of a Lapras

NEW: I have a personal announcement. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-person...

Well, I'm projecting my life onto her... #art #digitalart #fanart #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #TADC #Gangle