Oooooooooooh I'm so excited. Same devs as Shovel Knight. 92 on Metacritic. Old school Zelda and Castlevania vibes. This is gonna fuck

You're sliding into her DMs I'm sliding down Peach's Castle We are not the same

Promise you'll spread my ashes in the Windows XP default wallpaper when I die

Y'all they really said give it that fat pixar dumpy

I post this every few months and it never seems to gain any traction, but I'll continue shouting at the void that StreamElements is based in Tel Aviv, Israel, and everyone on twitch should really switch their alerts, chatbots, merch shops, and donation pages to a service not actively funding zionism

Absolutely a gaming hot take, but my favorite from Supergiant isn't Hades - it's always been Bastion.

Tax-idermy the rich

Pissing off Metroid Fusion fans by calling it the "sax"

Imagine if people cared so fervently to be outspoken about the atrocities in our real world as much as they did the [literally stellar] character designs of anthropomorphic foxes in space

If the best the establishment dems can put up is Newsom and Harris 2.0 then they deserve to lose again. I am so tired of this shit. They ALL have to go

Y'all these new PS5 controllers are craaazy glossy compared to the other models. The grips and even the touch pad feel like the face buttons normally do. Was definitely not expecting that. If it wasn't immediately obvious, I love the Techno Red

Of course the one time I leave my house I have a weird social interaction at the store with someone I used to know that I will definitely overthink the rest of the day

My favorite part of the song is when he explains there was intention to follow through with something but ultimately fell short due to getting high.

Electronic DJs be like

In my darkest hour I know Taco Bell still got me

I built a Taco Bell on my Animal Crossing island 😄🌮

I wanna do bong rips at Lon Lon Ranch

Man with the Machine Cum

Depression got hands this week

"Never hit snooze again with these 4 tips" Unless one of them is a bullet to the head it ain't happenin

Don't care if this makes me a fake fan or whatever, but call me when the Firefly reboot isn't animated and doesn't include Adam Baldwin.

The plan: Maybe I'll just chill out and work on Ocarina Master Quest achievements tonight. I'm sure that'll be a relaxing time, right? The result:

Real ones settle shit here

Donald Glover / Childish Gambino as Yoshi in the new movie is the funniest choice ever, I love it

Happy International Transwomen are also Women Day.

Would a Goron eat a Geodude

The best part of nerve damage is waking up early to zaps in my foot after crossing my ankles in my sleep

Uploaded another mix to the youtube channel! 9 hours and 45 minutes of Melodic/Vibe/Bassline/Hard Techno www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZRM... "A Bad Time" four track EP comes out March 27th!! #techno #businesstechno

Oh just thinkin bout ✿.｡.:* ☆:**:. 𝒽 𝑒 𝓇 .:**:.☆*.:｡.✿

i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here

Inject the way Australian and Southeast Asian people say "assume" directly into my veins

Another reminder to all content creators that SteamElements is based in Tel Aviv, Israel. There are plenty of alternative methods for alerts and chat overlays, and I'm very capable and happy to provide assistance.

Trying to convince myself to not go to sleep a third time so I can get up and finish putting in the new CPU cooler so I can finally start RE9 and not think about unjustified wars in foreign countries being started to cover up an international cabal of evil sex trafficking dipshit pedophiles. Idk tho

I think my phone has figured out that I wake up 100 times to pee because I'm getting twitch mobile ads for adult diapers and night protection maxi pads

Don't be afraid to tear it all down and start over. Sunk cost is bullshit and you don't owe anyone permanence

Looking for some new #twitch #streamer mutuals. Going to be live this next weekend playing a bunch of Resident Evil Requiem and need some weird broken people to raid late at night (I am CST) that are LGBTQ friendly and don't mind butt jokes or the fuck words Creep here: www.twitch.tv/carefreebomb

There is nothing I hate more in platformers than walking on 3D rotating blocks

All the announcement of the Pokémon ports did was make me want to clean up the rest of this [$0] achievement set

Apparently my Pokémon hot take is that spending $20 on these 22 year old, zero feature added, single language locked, single version emulated Fire Red and Leaf Green ROMs is highway robbery. Nintendo is huffing their own end again. You're already charging extra for the VC, just put them on there??

👏 TURN 👏 THE 👏 FILES 👏 INTO 👏 TRIALS 👏

Was a productive weekend, so we make a little purchase

Even the targeted ads gotta rub it in that I sound like a diseased gremlin

I read a post the other day of someone talking about their "alpha son" and wondered why anyone would refer to their own child in such a dorky way before realizing after several minutes they meant generationally

Never forget Jason Voorhees took a two hour boat ride to punch a man's head clean off his shoulders from the rooftops of Not Manhattan

Reminder that If you're going to be against generative AI as a streamer, then that has to include TTS.Monster and FrostyTools as well.

Let's go A Sports Team, Let's go Clap Clap (spoken)

Don't know who needs to hear this, but generative AI / machine learning / large language models is not the same as the "AI" used in video gaming that we've had since forever, which refers to human handcrafted algorithms for NPC and enemy behavior, dynamic gameplay elements, pathfinding, etc.

I'm tired of being wistful for a time that is never coming back

SPEEN quote with your first console as a gif or whatever

This patch of tall grass has always bugged the shit out of me. I understand why it's there from a game design perspective, but as far as world building goes it's the only direct, unobstructed land exit out of Pallet Town. There would be absolutely no way it wasn't worn down. Like google desire paths