Moving 10 years of music library over to Apple Music is mentally exhausting, but Spotify and its execs can eat my entire asshole

Can't face life as a declawed person

Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss > CBS News' Bari Weiss

yeah sure I'm live again on dan clancy's favorite lil purple site, link in the wherever or whatever, you'll figure it out idk, I'm not your dad

It should be illegal to make someone listen to all of Hotel California up until cutting off at the guitar solo. Boomers can't even get their own culture right

Fuck JK Rowling Fuck the Kirks Fuck disgusting ass Loomer Fuck Meta Fuck Palantir Fuck X Fuck Elno Fuck Orange felon Fuck Jeffries' stupid filibuster Fuck ineffective Schumer Fuck Leavitt Fuck Thiel Fuck Hegseth Fuck Cuck Miller Fuck Putin Fuck Bibi Fuck M4GA Fuck Nazis Fuck ICE Fuck Israel Fuck You

I know I don't live post much, but as the person who's spent the most hours playing the FFT Randomizer on Twitch, this is kind of a big deal to me. Let's see what they did to my sweet boy :) www.twitch.tv/fatmn

First ever wheel spin for the Bombsquad Retro Achievement Set of the Month™ Everyone who beat or mastered Golden Sun (GBA) in September got to pick wheel slices with their points. Ten slices for Luigi's Mansion, and it still landed on the DS version of Chrono Trigger chosen by @fatmn.bsky.social !

Any wild Pokémon that is an annoyance with status effects or otherwise a nuisance to my grinding process is going to be caught just to be stuck into the PC Box without being healed never to see the light of day again

I'm starting to realize that I do a lot for people that goes unnoticed because it doesn't carry a monetary value, and it's lowkey irritating and sad

What's your flavor of autism? Mine is "programmed a chatbot that says when friends earn achievements in 30 year old video games"

Part of me wished it was an elaborate publicity stunt to get the band The Rapture back together

I may be weird, maybe a bit abrasive at times, but nothing chaps my ass more than being mistaken for dumb

People really don't care as long as they're getting what they want

Every single time I see Luigi Mangione trending I first read it as Luigi's Mansion

After three hours of splash-struggle-tackle grind on level 5 mobs on fast forward, lil Fin Diesel the Magikarp was able to crit RNG his way through Brock's gym at level 26 and get the first badge. Three more before being hard locked by Lavender Town ghosts' physical resistance. #pokemon #retrogaming

Nevermind, someone called the fun police and now we’re just going to become twitter 2.0

Oh, hey Bluesky. I just woke up, something going on today?

FUCKING SAY IT TO HER FACE

the second weed girlfriend is showing me her cool frog

Me when Discord is down again

Gamer hot take: I don't particularly give a fuck about PEAK or R.E.P.O. or Content Warning or Lethal Company or Phasmo or whatever this streamer clip bait multiplayer bring your own fun genre is actually being referred to as now

This Strokes playlist will never not make me think of eating a cheeseburger hungover during a three hour afternoon layover in Denver Airport after landing in a seat next to a puking baby

Artists! Show an old piece you still love! Particularly the Giygas (from Earthbound / Mother 2) part, but I can't be bothered to separate it. Man I need to start drawing stuff again

Just a little panic attack, as a treat

Also if anyone wants to try Golden Sun for the GBA, a bunch of us on my server are going through the Retro Achievements set together this month. It's like a book club for a bunch of hermit gamer nerds.

The Creed singing, the accidental empty ammo switch into point blank railgun, the perfectly timed scream from @hadriel.live? This moment should be preserved in a gaming museum. #twitch #twitchclips #streaming #quake #multiplayer

Mentally, I'm still an early 20-something degen, maybe, and more than one person on threads guessed that I was 10 years younger (than the actual 38) off appearance. It is just very unfortunate that my back feels 58 and I'm already excited for the end. Time and age make no sense

Grandfather clocks and distant train sounds at 3 AM are everything

Gee I sure do wish it was my brain in this microwave and not a hot dog

Freaking out in a moonage daydream

Okay, so you got clippers in chat. Big deal. Bet you ain't got a 1.9K clip mitmat4d machine

CFB stream as told by @boxes.bsky.social

Eternally surrounded by people but lacking actual connection

The more that happens in this country (and the more that people in power get away with), the more I start to think I shouldn't live here anymore. There are probably plenty of opportunities as a software engineer elsewhere, and I'd only really be losing easy access to my folks. AU and NZ seem nice

My twitch hot take is that midroll ads are bullshit and there's no justification to turn them on. The pay is weak, and it just annoys the regulars. "But it disables prerolls for raids." Who cares, most new people won't stick around past the raid message (if any) sent to be nice to raiding streamer

Someone should do a mashup of Michael Jackson with Static-X and call it "Black and/or White"

Hey Ya's "just want to make you cumma" implies the existence of Cumaga

SO HERE I AM

Please educate yourself, I am tired of explaining which I meant in any given conversation because of one letter

This train runs on spite and red bull

definitely not live on twitch for trip money no I would never stoop so low wydm historical precedent?? how dare you check the link in bio

mood

I know I'm way behind the times, but Severance is so very good. Insane, but good. Believe me when I say that I shouted at my screen at several points in one day-long binge

Has anyone made a Mario 64 hack that replaces the Bowser death laugh with Jack Black yet? I can't be bothered

A discord channel for 2 days: ... Me: Check out this thing I found You immediately after: Check out this thing I found

I've had plenty of dreams about looking frantically for somewhere to pee, but never one where I needed to find a place to wipe my ass. Have I crossed into an alternate timeline??

You get what you give (this is a threat)