it's very funny to accuse the heated rivalry actors of being afraid people might think they're actually gay

You know how your parents used to call every console a "Nintendo"? That's how conservatives use the word "socialist" to describe everything to the left of hunting the homeless for sport.

A message for you all to carry through the year

Hey it's a new year, here's some life advice from me: - any time you think to yourself "I'd love to do [creative endeavor], but I could never" — just do it. Learn embroidery, write a novel, try doing synchronized swimming, take a ballet class. The worst that could happen is you suck at it.

Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:

Happy new year! No matter how 2025 was (and it was definitely a rollercoaster for us), may 2026 be superior in every single way. May you be surrounded by joy and beauty and wonder, and fuck the haters. #MaintainTheLight

okay nobody fucking jinx shit by saying anything like a certain upcoming year can't possibly be worse than a year we have previously gone through, let's just all agree we're not going to do that

You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite Muppet is.

Hey friends how do you pronounce ouroboros

Reyquaza had evolved to ouroboros

Explaining to Typechip that many people give their cats both a short and a long name. (Emily Voidberry is Pirate Captain Emily Voidberry Spacecat (my last name) (@technophobia.bsky.social 's last name) Those of you who have done this, what's the cat's long name, and what do you call your cat?

For all the new artists joining Bluesky: 🎨 You don't have to censor words such as commission, Patreon or Ko-Fi. 🎨 You can share links and your post will not be de-boosted. 🎨 You can take time away from Bluesky and come back whenever you feel like, there's no algorithm to punish you!

AI is perfect for a lot of tradwife/influencer parents because they aspire to a fictional/frictionless form of parenthood that has never existed and never will, creating memories of their children that are purely fake. The best parts of parenthood are those chaotic, imperfect moments.

Merry christmoth

There is a child under this Mac and cheese

Merry happy, all.

Here's a beautiful cardinal that I photographed in my backyard earlier this year; I thought it was a good one for today. Merry Christmas to all! #birds #birding #Bobsbackyard #Ancaster #HamOnt #MerryChristmas #Christmas

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

And Tiny Tim who did NOT die, He gets high on you And the energy you trade He gets right on to The friction of the day

This one is extremely American Hippo coded. cc @sarahgailey.bsky.social

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

I asked for a heavy blanket because my kidney stone was acting up He certainly is heavy

In 2016 a weasel fell into the Large Hadron Collider and took it offline. There's a theory that we got blasted into the Bad Timeline because of that, and honestly it explains more than I'm comfortable with.

Fave pic of 2025 I don’t like my own pics a lot but it was nice to get back to martial arts this year

Nothing is as clingy as a web browser that just can't comprehend why it isn't your default browser.

OUCH. This thing read me for filth on reddit (readit me for filth?) reddit-wrapped.kadoa.com/fritokal

uh oh my sister got mad again Drink It Neat | NO ICE www.etsy.com/listing/4426...

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go

Just realized this scans and am very happy about it

The final assortment (this goes to work tomorrow)

if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Yes I am drinking mango ginger mead from the bottle.

Chocolate covered pb cookies, which is why in (pic in @technophobia.bsky.social 's feed) I'm chugging mead from the bottle b/c I burned my thumb on the melted chocolate and my back is mad.

oh my GOD So Frito asked Typechip to put a link into Discord for her as a reference, since she was in the kitchen and he was playing a game on her computer. In one of our discord channels: "this is typechip mom neads me to send this to her and i didnt know how to slide into her dms"

This has been my take for a few years now, and it's amazing to see an entire group of people who have been arguing whether or not it's a Christmas movie all go "oh. Ohhhhhhhhh..." regardless of what side they were previously on.

Honestly, he looks so COZY.

You will be visited by three spirits.

Typechip did all the sprinkles for these and they look great

Browned butter to make brown butter maple buttercream that’ll go inside these soft little cookies

Cookie gun cookies!

Triple chocolate brownie cookies

I saw this Tumblr post three days ago and couldn't rest until I did this ty @moodyloner.bsky.social for reblogging it

To be a spoiled cat lying in the sunbeam with all my needs met would be the ideal day

96 chip cookies done

This is always funny to me

They turned out perfect