“Evil starts when you treat other people as things. There are perhaps worse crimes, but they begin when you treat other people as things.” - Terry Pratchett

is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"

Ritz crackers and Easy Cheese.

Got a robot cat box.

This panel from the new X-Men #25 is ...... I just can't. 😂🤣

I am very annoyed that people think 'rich' means 'that guy has a mercedes and takes a vacation to italy once a year' and not 'that guy has more money than 40% of the world combined and can decide to start or stop wars based on his personal prejudices' the sums involved are incomprehensible

They said it. We’re all thinking it.

This is a CAY checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone. 🐱

Well that was fun. dialed.gg

Can't, tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time

Can’t, it’s Friday - I’m in love.

Anne Mccaffery, Madeleine L'Engle and Diane Duane The latter of which I follow on tumblr

How many Dispatch jokes can I make to my spouse whenever I have to put on my headset for a weekend on-call ticket. SO MANY.

American culture of the 1840’s would have been *very fucking surprised* to see the Irish considered as co-founders. Elon’s an ahistorical dipshit, but its always worth saying some stuff out loud: if you‘re a fellow Irish-American and you aren’t 100% pro-immigrant, you’re a fucking embarassment.

I drove four hours from DC to western VA to see them sing.

This cat is determined to chat with people on discord :)

It’s another four aspirin morning and I dive in …

oh my god if this drama at work means I get FEWER at home days in the next 2-3 months I am going to actually break down crying from stress.

It is easy and fun to be all "good riddance" about Discord's impending immolation, but I have learned first-hand that it is the only way certain young people understand how to organize anything.

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate.

Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “Please do not install antivirus programs on a computer running medical devices”

Cyclops of the X-Men Vs a fascist thug. Felt like continuing this drawing before work today.

So, you know how the current cold water realism response to "put humans on Mars!" is "no matter what the problems are making Mars habitable, they're harder than keeping the Earth habitable"? The "the Democrats are useless we need a new opposition party" gets the same cold water response, sorry.

This is only funny when you know @technophobia.bsky.social is legit allergic to cinnamon

12 years ago right about this time we got the gift of being the parents to this goofy smart sweet high energy amazing boy - And now he’s tall enough to touch the ceiling fan!!!

Tiny babies

Ferocious

Geckos doing gecko stuff

Snatch With Big Naturals (am I doing this right?)

This is not mine but I’m repeating “Snatch with Big Naturals” because it’s going take at least one friend who loves thr movie laugh

Works for budgies too.

Sure let’s do this

Browsing the Dispatch fanfics on ao3, and there's a "Dispatch-sona' tag like - like, guys, that's a self-insert. X-Men fandom's been doing those for at least 30 years. Does it need a new name? (no real shade, glad people are having fun, just laughing at the -sona thing instead of self insert)

Well that's not bad at all. Let me actually get the 'what color even IS my hair" effect. picrew.me/share?cd=co0... #Picrew #Maddel_Picrew

I shared this with my brother, and he decided that Garfield gloating over Dilbert's grave was insufficient. Since apparently nothing is too petty for my family, please feast your eyes on his work of spite.

I finally figured it out

my fondest Scott Adams memory is the time he got caught sockpuppeting on Metafilter to post comments about how smart Scott Adams was

Condé Nast forgot to renew the trademark for Gourmet and so a group of journalists grabbed it and are relaunching the food magazine as a worker-owned co-op. Love it. [gourmetmagazine.net]

This was the first thing that popped into my head when I heard Scott Adams died.

oh my god ramen is the best recovery food (I had a kidney stone removed surgically Wed, took a 6 hour oxy nap today, have had no desire for food other than mango smoothies until just now)

Scrutinize everything, especially the things you're inclined to agree with. Especially the things that make you angry.

it's very funny to accuse the heated rivalry actors of being afraid people might think they're actually gay

You know how your parents used to call every console a "Nintendo"? That's how conservatives use the word "socialist" to describe everything to the left of hunting the homeless for sport.

A message for you all to carry through the year

Hey it's a new year, here's some life advice from me: - any time you think to yourself "I'd love to do [creative endeavor], but I could never" — just do it. Learn embroidery, write a novel, try doing synchronized swimming, take a ballet class. The worst that could happen is you suck at it.

Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details: