Monday?

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Think I’ve pulled

For those who have never heard of my beloved breaded tenderloin sandwiches

47 years young today 🎈🎉

This is a day for soup

I only come on social media now to check if anyone has died

Quite want to get into jazz

Ishan Kishan On A Missian

Away for a couple of days holiday at the start of next week. Booked a B&B with “on site parking“ and they email to advise they mean chargeable parking 😑

Don’t need to go shopping today, which is odd for a Sunday. Currently just eating non stop instead

The most romantic day of the year 🥰

The Friday School Run Storm is whipping up nicely out there

Help: If you had a friend, a good person, that started wearing a dry robe on the urban school run would you make an intervention?

Been really busy drafting all day

Incredible dinner: Tinned spaghetti on white toast 🔥😮‍💨🤤

What’s Bish up to

Might let off a few drafts

Catching up on all your posts and liking them but I’m not a stalker OK 🙏🏻

Watching The Da Vinci Code because (1) I need trash and (2) I enjoy the type of mystery that two of the dumbest, least discreet people can solve

It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you, without a dope skeet to like to

Yeah rain again, why not

Alexa is there a dry robe podcast?

New PB

Dryrobe as a lifestyle choice

I’m not even sure I want news

STILL 😮‍💨

Adobe Acrobat ads, Mandleson scandal: what is this, 2004?

Absolutely minging out there, avoid if you can xxx

5:08 and still light in Brum ✅

I’m old enough to remember the first time Peter Mandleson’s career was over

Sorry I’ve been so quiet, I started watching Frankie Boyle clips on Youtube on Friday night and went down a rabbit hole

People are doing podcast interviews about their podcasts. Forget silver, the podcast market is boiling over

Thought I should let you all know I’m being an absolute legend today: wife is on recovery from major surgery so 1. Wake, dress, feed and deliver kids to school 2. Collect & take child 2 to hospital appt & return to school. 3. School collection 4. Piano lesson for child 1 5. School disco for child 2

Yer da laughs like he’s on a podcast

Did everyone have a nice lunch?

Might do a post later

Conservative party looking more attractive by the day

It was bugging me that I couldn’t quite place that benoit blanc accent until now #knivesout

Andy Burnham is still on Twitter

2,589 people are blocking me guess they don’t like terrible skeets

Show me your apocalypse-proof boat

Just popping out to find a penguin to embrace

Might click “Go Live” at 10pm, whatever that means. Stay tuned

On it tomorrow morning with the fam. Parakeet count expected to peak 🦜📈

The only difference between cheap tortilla chips and premium ones is the cheap ones arrive more crumbled

He’s taking the peace

iOS 26.2 status

One email too far: The future of air conditioning is here