“Oi,” one of them says, gesturing to me with a jerk of his head, “look what I found.” This time in '24, I continued my sporadic #TubePorn series with a cheeky #GangBang on the central line (Note the content warnings - v #NSFW)

Sharing His Gift Twice (Itty-Bitty Vixen)! https://geni.us/psharinghisgifttwice She thought her husband forgot it was Valentine's Day. Instead, he thrills her with a filthy gift. This Valentine's Day turns into twice the fun as she gets stuffed and shared. #Hotwife #IttyBittyVixen

I remembered I can draw literally whatever I want. So here's Godzilla as a butch biker punk. Enjoy.

“We cannot have bad STPs knocking about, there is far too much at stake” HE’S HERE ON BLUESKY! I love him.

I’m sold already

If you do a job application and have to talk about yourself for too long it starts to make you feel a bit psychotic

I had a dream everyone had to rear one goat and the world got very chaotic very quickly

"It's not artificial intelligence. It's African intelligence." Michael Geoffrey Asia, the secretary general of the Data Labelers Association in Kenya tells @jasonkoebler.bsky.social about the notoriously brutal and underpaid work of training AI. Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH65...

doodled a bit more on this.

A Reddit comment cut me the wrong way last night and I ended up crying myself to sleep & deleted the app off my homescreen in the morning. On one hand this is way over- reacting, on the other hand my interactions there are clearly not helping me with my issues, so best to scale back for a while

What. The. Fuck.

How’s Game Night? Number 10 on Amazon and climbing! All proceeds to support the Trevor Project! www.amazon.com/Game-Night-E...

AQUAMAN: this is my best watercolor painting yet [later, back in Atlantis] AM: no no no noooooooo

One black coffee and an

I found these Examples of Masculine and Feminine Nouns in an old kids’ book of spelling and grammar from the 1980s. WTAF I’m dying

Year of the horse 🐎✨🍊 #artsky

My new book A Toy For the Soldiers is out and if I say so myself the cover is a doozy! Sometimes I really have to laugh at myself for being so fucking basic #bdsm #gangbang #reverseharem #degradation #humiliation #quickreads #kindleunlimited 🌶️ 📚 💙 www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0GN...

💖 Pink Zombie Rose’s Major Arcana made a bookfluencer’s top 5 TBR…. 💕

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I keep seeing authors getting duped by AI users pretending to be artists (and then sadly realising it when everyone calls their book AI slop). These grifters are everywhere and I don't have a solution, but I have a few pointers:

My new book A Toy For the Soldiers is out and if I say so myself the cover is a doozy! Sometimes I really have to laugh at myself for being so fucking basic #bdsm #gangbang #reverseharem #degradation #humiliation #quickreads #kindleunlimited 🌶️ 📚 💙 www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0GN...

I’m sold 😂

can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover

Song that makes you cry: Ne me quitte pas - Jacques Brel Where he says he’ll be the shadow of her dog… fucking hell It sounds best in French, of course

I plan to make all my books into paperbacks this year… for the preppers

I’d like there to be many good boys in my sketchbook 😊

Oh my goodness this is amazing and just what I was looking for. If I take a break from writing I will be able to draw again… but I just don’t have time to do both

Years ago when I got my first proper job, my boyfriend used to send dirty faxes to my office because he knew my desk was right next to the fax machine. Eg., inviting me to his office after work: ‘Trip along here in some sexy night attire and we’ll all have a go at you’ LOL 🤭 🤭 😊

When I was a kid I wanted to be a graphic designer, and now doing my own covers means I’ve finally got a bit of that childhood wish

I finally figured out what the hell a raster mask is and managed to combine 4 different images in my new cover. It’s not professional by any means but I’m so much better than I was at the start. Thing is, it’s actually fun to suck at stuff & keep trying & see yourself getting better bit by bit.

They would have wanted it this way. Good morning! 🩷

A heart shaped monster for today

This book is so damn 𝗛𝗢𝗧 that Amazon tossed it in the dungeon! Grab your copy today! geni.us/BacksideBone...

Generally, I like my FMCs to keep their options open. But sometimes I can’t resist a good old fashioned HEA with one man who will love & cherish her more than any other. (While still sharing her with a shit ton of other men. Obviously.) Happy Valentine’s Day!! www.amazon.com/Shared-Her-B...

Get all five of Ingrid's shifts on Ward X in one handy bundle! Also available in paperback!

So I don’t normally go for the whole man chest montage on the covers of my gangbang books. However, after market research, I now realise it’s the LAW that any erotica involving soldiers must have some good old man chest on the cover. My search history now looks like a Pete Hegseth wet dream

I guess I was fascinated by the way someone could so coldly objectify, dissect and dollify the components of my body in this way. There’s something chilling about the technical precision of the drawings- like a cartographer mapping an inanimate landscape

I discovered Hans Bellmer when I was 16 researching my art history project on women in surrealism. I’m really grateful that I had unfettered access to the kinkiest shit available in the art library.

I make a lot of pretty art but sometimes I make silly art. My friend liked this depiction from another artist so I made him a version. Cone-on the Barbarian. #arnoldschwarzenegger #art #bskyart #painting #artsky #Conan

You're my kind of drug

I’m very excited and happy to announce I have been nominated for the 2025 Golden Pigtails Awards for three books, John Gives His Wife Hot Adventures, The Drink Master, and The Arousal Package, plus the anthology I’m in Summer Teases 2. Please vote for me😊 alexasommers.com/the-golden-p... #books

Idk what to say, except that in my fantasies, the guys running the dystopian hucow breeding farms of the future were a lot better looking than this

With all the censorship and bans elsewhere, Bluesky is one of the few social media options left for sex workers and NSFW creators. Here are some of my suggestions on how to grow this platform and help build your own profile in the process! sexynetworking.com/how-nsfw-cre...

My book Shared at the Beach Shack is up for the #goldenpigtails Best Erotica of 2025 award!! Read it here: www.amazon.com/Shared-Beach... Vote for it here in the More the Merrier category: alexasommers.com/the-golden-p... #bdsm #reverseharem #degradation

Every day I feel dragged down by fear of failure & inadequacy for whatever I’ve set myself up to do. And I spend so much time procrastinating & not fucking doing it But if I don’t set myself up to do stuff then I feel even more crippling inadequacy Eventually & painfully, it gets done (usually)

Good girl I mean good morning