Unreal. beyond parody.

'The New American Gothic' Criselda Vasquez Oil on canvas 72” x 48"

Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint

Only a FEW HOURS left to get this wild, bloody tale for only $1.99!!! www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...

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STARTING TOMORROW!!!!!

My theatre won a Tony on Sunday and today I got a picture with the boy himself

Watched my Artistic and Managing directors accept the Tony for our theatre last night!!!

Looking for a wild summer read? books2read.com/u/31w2Da

The love of my life, #noteethHeath

Dudes…

"It's frightful that people who are so ignorant should have so much influence." ~ George Orwell

No notes…

And babygirl was only 16! (12 in the book)

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I have a book signing today in Madison, WI! Hope you can stop by!!!

Marco Rubio when he finds out he’s the new Director of National Intelligence

My second-favorite derpy buddy (after my cat, of course)

My painting WHITE IRON LAKE

Where my weirdos at?!?!

The theatre I’ve worked at for over 30 years has just won a goddern TONY AWARD!!!!!

Happening NEXT WEEKEND my beautiful Madtown peeps!!

THANK YOU David Letterman & Stephen Colbert for a lifetime of smart satire, laughs, speaking truth to power & sending us to bed with a smile on our collective faces. You will be missed. 🙏 #EndOfAnEra

My current motivation

The Throne of Stars and Ash! How about YOU???

Morning 🤣.

Oh, Canada! I have a discount on my debut novel heading your way!!!

#MaytheFourth From my favorite general…

A hotel employee wets a towel every day to make steps so that the baby ducks who come to swim can easily get out of the pool. 5-star hotel?

Felicity and I have our first horse show today! Please send good vibes!

As someone who has worked on this show at least six times … yeah

'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy. Original post

🤍 estranged husbands 💪 close brothers x2 🗡️ an mc who is 100% done 🐺 a love interest ready to grovel 🏫 a haunted, gothic school 🔍 buried secrets ❄️ snowy setting 🔖 universal link: mybook.to/aBMB 💌 itch.io: rebecca-crunden.itch.io/the-strange-... 📖 gr: www.goodreads.com/book/show/22... [ #booksky ]

"This decision will jeopardize maps for congressional seats, state legislatures, city councils, school boards – every level at which communities of color have fought for true representation," writes @slakin.bsky.social.