Offside xkcd.com/3268/

data visualization is my passion.

this is mbappe (actually the entire french team, but mostly mbappe)

sports are a mistake!!

holiday creep is out of control, we have to get a grip

some real old school shit with @ermorris.bsky.social tonight seeing louis at all state. double captains and feeeeeelings

i have. questions.

originally i was annoyed that i was on the "transformative" side of that axis, but i guess *do* think it has the chance to be transformative (derogatory), and that any potential benefits are what's being overhyped

Fuck em, ok? We love you. 🏳️‍⚧️

constitutional birthright citizenship survives by 1 vote. and to think people were worried about this beautiful institution.

genuinely incredible.

The game of soccer has proved insufficient to resolve a game of soccer. We will play a different game instead.

“Creatives have a mid-life crisis every five years”> buff.ly/A0NhCnt

portlandia was really cooking with this one youtu.be/ketOaQ0pfhc?...

Sports Commentary xkcd.com/3262/

The Ecto-Cooler Lab has been compromised Set alert level to Highest-C

ridiculous

over the last 2 weeks, i've sent 4 reminders for a team to review a draft of their big quarterly project. including an 'i'm going to publish on monday if i don't hear anything.' CRICKETS. today my boss sent a reminder to review before we published at the end of the day. suddenly everyone cares! 😤

it's legit amazing that entire national teams are like okay all we have to do is guard messi and they still can't guard messi. looking around like "now where'd that lil dude go--" and it's always the goal

today in Kids These Days™️: the jr designer i just hired was asked to sign an offer letter and send it back to me. he replied with a file named Image.jpg and it was one page of the doc that did NOT include his signature. i replied and asked him to send the whole thing.

mean

This goal is invalidated because you’ve taken me for granted, Fernando. You’ve behaved like I would never leave you, like I would never believe myself capable or deserving of a life without you at my side. Well, I am. I am and I always was.

scott hamilton, kristi yamaguci (all of stars on ice 1997 tbh)

sharpen those guillotines, folks

this is actually fucking crazy. more context and info down thread. we live in hell part 492648272

vibes are. bad.

something that is on the horizon at my job right now is the very annoying job of updating every location map & every mention of the number of locations in every document where they live. ppts, pdfs, images, websites, the list goes on. vice president of sales: just use AI to do it!

i accidentally flipped to the pregame talkytalk and i have to commend the producer who decided on this chair setup. two tiny white guys in the middle, far from camera. huge former bball players right up front. perfect, great, can't think of a better way to do this

hi i'm sorry the Metaphor Police have called and determined this one "Too On-The-Nose"

are you just going to do this for every generation

what, and i mean this so seriously, is going on?

Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.

Happy Pride month you buncha queers

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

Think about this: Every single piece of art - from the inception of art as a concept - was made by human hands. Every movie you love, every song you know by heart, every joke that made you laugh. We are the only animal that does this. How could you let a fucking software company take that from you?

nothing feels like the future as much as purchasing a $4 can of something called "smilezz™ unsugar prebiotic sodaa™" that tastes like you accidentally poured water into a half-drank sunkist and then left it on your table overnight

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Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

youtube just recommended me shapes

i can't wait to see what colbert does when he is free from cbs

i've seen fitz and the tantrums 3(?) times at least and always REALLY wanted to like them. but they always seemed bored by their own music and couldn't give a shit about putting on a good show.

any time someone says "i made this with copilot, can you fix it?" to me, i should get to hit them with a bat

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

GARBAGE - dashare.zone ADMIN

the fuck it will

i've been reviewing resumes and portfolios for a jr role and the thing that i've noticed the most is that kids these days™️ think that apart and a part are the same. "i'd love to be apart of a creative team." NO.