se me había olvidado lo muchísimo que me gusta traducir

what’s the worst than can happen to a girl who’s hurt?

del 1-10 cómo de inapropiado es que le pregunte a mi psicólogo si le caigo más o menos bien??

se me quitará este dolor de cabeza en algún momento??🤒🤒

me encanta llamar a mi novia de manera no irónica ‘cari’… a alguien más le pasa??👀

Some dudes on here have never once been punched in the mouth and by *God* you can tell

Hey so what if I said politicians shouldn't be able to make millions of dollars in office and that they should be subjected to earn the same minimum wage of their state?

qué frío hace para una chica mediterránea como yo, me cago en todo

may i find you and haunt you forever amen

It’s not always what you say but how you say it

mi cuerpo tiene tan poco instinto de supervivencia que solo registra que necesito beber agua cuando ya estoy al borde de la deshidratación 🤡🤡

hay una epidemia de gente priorizando a su pareja por encima de todo y todos que desconozco o cómo va esto??

being racist just makes you seem like the biggest idiot, do yourself and others a massive favor and *read*, get the real facts straight, have some common sense and shut the fuck up. ignorance isn’t cool!!

starting my day off right by consuming 600 mg of caffeine in one sitting

oh yeah being uncontrollably angry all the time is like totally normal for me

can i come over and practice my new normal personality on you

“Can you understand? Someone, somewhere, can you understand me a little, love me a little? For all my despair, for all my ideals, for all that— I love life. But it is hard, and I have so much— so very much to learn.”

se me curará el labret o me intoxicaré con la cristalmina antes? Stay tuned to find out!!

“suffering is beautiful because it alone contains thought.”

“she knows it’s bad and her heart stops beating and she suffers but it’s all because of love.”

Las drogas duras no son tan malas si las comparas con las religiones monoteístas.

one thing I love about having facial piercings is that they make you less attractive to the cishet male gaze (for some bizarre reason) which is honestly a win-win situation, if you ask me

where there is no love, there is no reason

tú me dejaste ir y yo te dejé volver

the less you can understand, the more it hurts

ojalá poder dejar de sentir a veces

i have no idea what goes on here bc i chronically mind my business

i know it’s completely up to me to save the world and i have been slacking but trust me i’ve been beating myself up about it every single minute

another few minutes on the internet should cure my depression

si algo he aprendido estudiando la guerra fría es que la destrucción mutua está asegurada

uh oh. getting the sensation that something has happened in my absence

throwing me into an active volcano would fix me

I’m going to love you until my heart retires

I really hate not being rich

I’ve got so much to say and zero desire or energy to say it This is probably for the best

lol all my posts lately are like "heres the weird book im reading," sorry, im in an existential funk, no thoughts only icebergs and maritime history

Don't accurately describe my behavior please. It makes me look bad and it's a form of sabotage

que la pija y la quinqui hayan invitado a young miko en el último podcast… lo mejor que han hecho en mucho tiempo🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️

un chaval ha soltado su discursito de que con Franco se vivía mejor y dos señoras mayores le han callado la boca como dos pedazos de reinas… qué satisfacción escuchar estar aquí escuchando esto de verdad

If anybody has beef with me, it’s definitely one sided cause I truly don’t care.

being ground into a fine powder and snorted like cocaine would fix me

don’t give them their freedom, because they’re not going to give you yours

i don't rise and grind. i wake and spiral

they're not exes they're something worse

inhabiting a body is stupid and inconvenient

Of course I say please and thank you to my dog. I'm not a monster

I must share my truth: I don't think men should be given access to podcasting equipment