I’ve never gotten anything dry cleaned before and so when I dropped off my suit today and the guy said “cash only” I told him I’d be right back, went to an ATM, and came back with cash only for him to tell me I pay when pick up the suit tomorrow

Nurses Week is next week what are y’all getting me?

Gay guy Amtrak bathroom selfie

Orlando (my hot barber) never misses

Wait I’m confused is Jared the one who was on the bachelor? #RHORI

Jo-Ellen’s husband could spit in my mouth. #RHORI

Okay so they all look the same I’m so sorry #RHORI

Why was I sitting outside for lunch yesterday and today I’m wearing earmuffs

It’s dick-suckin’ weather nyc!!!!!

Had an amazing birthday :)

Finding every excuse to bring up the fact that my birthday is Friday in conversation with people. Btw my birthday is this Friday.

NYC busses are a great option for people who either want to be super early for their event or simply miss it all together

I have a stacked washer/dryer so I can’t sit on the washing machine :(

I personally think the NYPD should’ve just made some snowballs and thrown them back??

It’s actually insane how good the streets, sidewalks, crosswalks, and bus stops (2 pictured here) look the morning after a blizzard dumped 22 inches of snow on NYC. The city did an amazing job!! @mayor.nyc.gov

I’m finally up to the episode of RHOBH where Tom’s house got broken into and he confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery and then her son had to go over and help and then her son, he rolled his car five times on the way home

I love giving children death stares who are misbehaving in public without being corrected by their parents to instill the fear of god in them

My guy ♥️

I can’t wait for the Real Housewives version of this ANTM documentary to come out

People are being reeeeally weird about dogs and dog owners, like you can just tell people to pick up after their dogs??? We don’t need a think piece about dog ownership lmao it’s not that deep

Tonight I learned that you get points for things other than touchdowns.

Honestly how could you NOT like that? #BenitoBowl

Braving the cold to go to orangetheory so I can feel comfy in a crop top this summer

Putting your bag on the seat on the bus or the subway should be a ticketable offense. And it’s always men.

Every night of this strike I’ve logged onto the union zoom call to hear bargaining updates with a glass of wine and each night I get closer to selling feet pics on the internet.

Looks like I’m gonna be unemployed for a while…anyone wanna buy feet pics?

Do you think the commuters on this MTA bus see my resting bitch face and know I’m listening to the 11 minute prologue of Into the Woods

Kristi Noem is an ugly cunt

Meredith’s not gonna be here next season #RHOSLCReunion

Applying for unemployment today lol

Today is the first scheduled day of work I am missing due to the strike and we are not backing down!

Nurses show up in our darkest moments. 9/11. The pandemic. Every illness and emergency. Their worth is not negotiable. Fair pay, safe conditions, dignity now. NYC stands with nurses and demands good faith bargaining for justice and care for all.

Can’t wait to kiss Zohran Mamdani on the picket line tomorrow!!!!

Why do news outlets keep saying “killed” and not MURDERED

Be quiet my show’s on

Every single member of ICE should rot in jail for the rest of their miserable lives. Fuck ICE and FUCK this administration.

Stand with us!

I can’t wait until we go on strike in a week and the online discourse starts rolling in from people who know nothing about healthcare 😍

On repeat for the next 48 hours

So many people experiencing their first day on earth in the city today

Sometimes I wish I had a “circle back after the holidays” job but other times I’m like working FIVE days a WEEK??? No thank you.

Deadnaming is wrong except for the Kennedy Center.

Nothing makes me more homicidal than when the MTA app gaslights me

Updated OUR gallery wall 🥹

Two years ago we sat in these same seats at this Christmas themed bar and decided to be boyfriends ♥️ It was one of the best decisions ever made.

he’s giving me a foot massage should i s his d y/n

I’m realizing don’t listen to regular music at ALL in December. Christmas music only.

There has never been a “friend of” in the history of the real housewives that has irritated me as much as Britani Bateman. Like why is she everywhere.

It’s actually insane how much I love this animal that lives in our apartment 😍 @oscarnyc.bsky.social

If my hospital goes on strike I might get to meet Zohran on the picket line…