There has never been a “friend of” in the history of the real housewives that has irritated me as much as Britani Bateman. Like why is she everywhere.

It’s actually insane how much I love this animal that lives in our apartment 😍 @oscarnyc.bsky.social

If my hospital goes on strike I might get to meet Zohran on the picket line…

It’s officially freezing-outside-but-sweat-through-your-shirt season!

People always say that those who live in Manhattan aren’t willing to go to Brooklyn or Queens and it makes no sense to me because I am absolutely willing to go there. What I will NOT do is travel from the west side to the east side.

Are all vegans…like that? Asking because my sister is extremely like that.

One week of living together!

If Bronwyn Newport has no fans I have gone to glory.

On our way to grandma’s for Thanksgiving! @oscarnyc.bsky.social

There HAS to be some other bitch on that flight in first class that filmed what happened on their iPhone. There simply has to be.

Came home from work to a dog that was happy to see me and a delicious dinner made by my man I’ve literally never been happier

Moving day!! 😌 @oscarnyc.bsky.social

Idk how my boyfriend managed to get tickets to THE Wicked: For Good premiere at Lincoln Center tonight but he did and I’m gonna suck his dick so good

Taking Chester to Build-A-Bear workshop today for his 4th birthday watch this space

One of you f@gs, I don’t remember who, said one time that it’s embarrassing to have a job “that has a break room” or something like that which is so dumb because have you heard of nurses, doctors, NP’s, PA’s, etc?????????

“I think her mental status is back to normal because she just called me a dumb bitch” is something I said during rounds at work this morning.

This is my last month paying the full rent!!!!! 😍 (boyfriend is moving in with me)

I pretty much have literally lost my dad and it’s really heartbreaking.

I shouldn’t have to deal with this. This is low key abusive actually. Like what do I even say? I can’t say anything because the intelligence needed to have a real conversation isn’t there.

This Wicked special on NBC is literally dazzling and the dancers are INCREDIBLE

It’s cool knowing that my new mayor grew up taking the train I take to work every day! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

There’s something so magical about Halloween in NYC. Seeing all the kids going around in their costumes is so wholesome 🥹

There always has to be one fuck ass rain storm every year to prematurely blow all the pretty leaves off the trees. What is Zohran’s plan to fix THAT??

Help! How do I save this peace lily? I’ve had it for almost 4 years and I haven’t changed anything about its watering schedule or sunlight but now it’s not doing well all the sudden.

I am so horny literally all the time

So we all agree that Lisa leaked everything about Bronwyn right?

Proud to cast my vote early for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social for a NYC that’s safe and affordable for everyone!

Contrary to popular belief night shift and day shift actually love and care about each other fr 🥹

Britani’s teenage daughter having more common sense and emotional intelligence than Britani definitely tracks

Is Towel Tuesday still a thing? Am I allowed to use pics that are 3 years old? Please advise.

The autumn I turned PETTY

Imagine being president and having millions of people across the country protest you how embarrassing lol

Two years ago today I saw Chappell Roan at Brooklyn Steel and had the time of my life and now I’ll never be able to get tickets to see her again 💕

Curtis just wants to be included

It’s called extrapolating, moderator!!!!! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Watching my man cook 💙 @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Political ads that blatantly lie AND USE AI should be illegal because there are unfortunately people dumb enough to believe them.

I just feel as though

I genuinely hate Britani lmfao

I loveeee when the ball is nowhere near my court

Adam Killian is sitting in front of me at the movies right now. Brings me right back to 8th grade in front of the family computer deleting my browsing history.

Why am I waiting on the bus 10+ mins at the bus stop while the drivers switch? I get that they need to switch but we are sitting here for 10 mins while they chat with each other. Meanwhile 2 other busses of the same route pass by but I can’t get on those because our doors are closed?? @mta.info

I love Bronwyn and I feel bad that her mom is a psychopath

I’m such a softie I love the scenes in real housewives where the ladies talk and make up and hug like I literally tear up 😭

Is this was mcm means?

My boys

Is that nude of Bad Bunny from behind real please say yes 😭

I hope he ends the halftime show with pyrotechnics that spell out “FUCK ICE”

Can’t go to a Super Bowl party bc I’ll be masturbating during the halftime show

Was just crying in the break room and my coworker came in and asked if a patient’s family member yelled at me and I had to tell her no I just watched the Wicked: For Good trailer