Is that nude of Bad Bunny from behind real please say yes 😭

I hope he ends the halftime show with pyrotechnics that spell out “FUCK ICE”

Can’t go to a Super Bowl party bc I’ll be masturbating during the halftime show

Was just crying in the break room and my coworker came in and asked if a patient’s family member yelled at me and I had to tell her no I just watched the Wicked: For Good trailer

Oh ya?

I knew there was a reason I loved trains

Mothers mothering

My hot straight barber put his finger in my ear to get the stray hairs out and I got a little turned on

He can’t even pronounce acetaminophen

I woke up early to work out this morning please clap

I’m sorry there is no way Brittani’s real.

Heather Gay I’m ready for you to be on my TV screen

Hannah ♥️

YESSS NURSE DANA 🩺

Just got a letter from my insurance company that there are three reimbursement checks from last year I haven’t cashed totaling $665 and to let them know if I want replacement checks! Idk what happened to the originals but hooray for an extra $665 in my checking!!!!!

Mom just said to me on the phone “It must have been a rough workout last night, you looked awful in the picture on your story”

I saw a cute little rat today while sitting on a park bench before my orangetheory class. Such a nice little new york moment tbh.

My friend’s niece and nephew are twins and they are one year old…today.

Why are people calling this political violence he wasn’t a politician he was a citizen who was a chronically online rage-baiter

Love that Sabrina is performing with drag performers 🥹

Ok girl let’s keep it brief

Ricky Martin is the reason 6-year-old me knew he was a faggot

@ everyone at the garden tonight, she’s gonna be a little late!

I don’t watch Love Island but the “mamacita” guy and another girl from the show is at the restaurant me and my friend are eating at rn. My friend asked them for a picture and I was embarrassed but tbh I respect it bc I could never.

I’m so horny for my sexy man like look at him…🤤

Sabrina Carpenter is so horny and feral she’s so me fr

Idk if I’m emotionally ready to see Lady Gaga perform live in person for the first time in my life tonight.

Being a daily 1 train rider has me feeling like I’m in the future rn

The summer I turned PETTY

Wait so which one is the album cover?

Love when my boyfriend sends me his little selfies from the gym 🤤😍

Nobody prepares you for how often you’ll encounter people who are experiencing psychosis.

Not this ugly cunt AGAIN

I would kill to have luncheon with Oscar Van Rhijn and Lady Winterton

Working this weekend

In retrospect I think I posted this in my sleep

I’m not allowing IG to share my location but people are freaking out as if the app didn’t have your location already. They’ve always known your location but now they’re giving you an option to share it with your followers lol.

Another earthquake in NYC??? Or did I imagine that just now

Not me going into SVT at Orangetheory today

I just think that salt air and the rust on your door

My most boomer opinion is that every train car should be the quiet car.

Love my boys ♥️

Jennifer Simard slapping her enormous breasts on stage in Death Becomes Her had me wheezing I fucking love her so much

If this gets one like I’ll walk to the bodega and buy a pint of Ben & Jerry’s for $7.50

Wearing a jockstrap for the first time tonight. Don’t reply “prove it” because I’m not gonna. I just wanted y’all to know.

I just KNOW Trump de-sats when he lays flat.

My son Chester confirmed gay

Spontaneously decided to go into Dunkin’ and there was only one person in line at the counter. This fucking girl was taking so long to order that I pulled out my phone and did a mobile order and had my coffee in my hand before she even paid. Bring back public shame.

Sorry I can’t I’m busy rubbin’ a corn cob on my clit