Hey if healthcare wasn't ludicrously expensive insurance wouldnt be either I don't understand how politicians can obtusely miss the point so hard and think we won't notice

I could go for a massive bowl of slightly dry chicken Rice-o-Roni right now

that seals it, no sex with breeding as a potential outcome until this administration is gone, I would rather die than spawn anything someone could call a trump baby

Immigrants don't cause crime, being broke and desperate causes crime. Trump's out to make us all desperately broke, and blame each other instead of blaming him + the so-called Republicans in charge. It's legit just the rich trying to make slaves of ALL of us, black white queer whatever. Get Woke.

Grok asks a 12 year old for nudes after asking Grok its favorite soccer player. When CBC requested comment, xAIs said “Legacy Media Lies.”

On my 3rd mental break today because why the fuck does existing cost so much?

do any of you want to send me 25000 dollars? i need it for stuff

Absolutely!!!

ABDL folks make great friends, you can count on them never to need to go to the restroom during the movie

It's been many hours, and I still don't know the name of the dude who collapsed while Trump sulked about not being able to get attention-fellated anymore, and it's because I haven't bothered to find out

I need like $35,000.00 to be okay and that's not a joke

found in an instagram thread:

Of course I'm worried about socialism. I mean, just imagine if Mamdani one day becomes President and nationalizes industry, imposes historic tax hikes, goes after the media, builds a secret national police force, militarizes the country, and sends people to camps.

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life

This is what having sex with me is like.

Tell people you love them when you feel it, let them know they're appreciated when they do things for you. Don't take for granted that people just know, that stuff is too important to go unsaid! It's so important to say it in plain and direct language.

As a degenerate: fuck Jesus, fuck you.

I've personally suffered "significant" financial and "personal" (relationships) losses because of quitting X. So I understand the cost can be high. But the right thing to do is always the right thing to do, it's black and white. And sometimes, when it matters, you just have to take the loss.

Contributing to the Butlerian Jihad by punting a Furby into the fireplace

and thus the tradition of pelting federal agents with sandwiches was born

How about you leverage the power of AI to suck my dick?

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was "that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

I will never get used to cute men who want my attention I will never get used to cute women who want my attention I will never get used to any cute gender between or beyond those two who want my attention

I don't wanna shower anymore, I want a team of very small people to clean me while I'm laying down with soft brushes, then roll me over and get the other side, and then gently shove me into an ocean

👇

*taps the sign*

Sky didn't uncover a damn thing We've been telling you this for years

Look, thanks for everything and whatever, but good. Nobody should be in Congress that long

I think whenever you end a post with 'thank you for your attention to this matter' a shovel should materialize from nothing and hit that poster directly in the face, hard

Please do, that's a free win for whatever Democrat

Repair Video xkcd.com/3163/

thinkin' of someone cute

There's a 99% chance the cameras were on on those tablets

Fuck yeah. This GOP Project 2025 hivemind has gotta go. I'm glad people have begun to catch on to that finally.

Ouch

I hope the new mayor of nyc is as cool and good as he seems hell, I'd settle for halfway compared to what NY has seen

I love Jack White www.youtube.com/shorts/Qw0JD...

I love Chong youtube.com/shorts/9oPkN...

It'd save me a lot of gas and time if they just sold edibles at Walgreens already

"See What's New In Chrome" Couldn't give a shit I'm certain it'd only serve to infuriate me

(finally gets to see Doctor) Doctor: Here are referrals to three places Me: but I just paid for *this* appointment Doctor: Yeah lol fuck you

oh good, i already have one of those

People that spread misinformation suck. I don't care what your cause is, or what team you're on. Be honest or gtfo.

the "If Zohran wins I'm moving out of New York" crowd should have 30 days to post the zillow listing