Be proud of me. I deleted a post because I realized I had better things to do than argue on Facebook with bigots in a place I don’t live anymore.

I miss “Mock the Week”.

Despite living down the street for six months, I’m just now visiting the @montereybayaquarium.org. My face when I realize there’s no STAR TREK IV exhibit:

literally fuck anyone who doesn’t see at this point that it’s an organized nationwide effort to make trans people unemployable. every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.

BREAKING: Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See Video (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5

Guys, help me out. I keep remembering a line that goes like “Pears will fuck you every time” but I can’t remember what it is from.

Feeling pukey so I’m trying to take a nap. Can’t take a nap because I’m feeling pukey. My ADHD meds say I should go clean more, but here is a kitten who IS napping on me.

No, you're crying. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF8_...

See a fox. Post a fox.

I am currently trapped under three cats so they’ll leave my sick wife alone. The sacrifices I make.

For a moment there I couldn’t remembered how to spell “therapist”. Then I remembered. 😳

Before we jump to conclusions, has anyone tried holding the "released" Epstein files near an open flame or under a blacklight yet?

"I’m so tired of being ruled over by a fucktangle of bigoted know-nothings, inflicting their own childish insecurities on the rest of us." - @jefftiedrich.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️ www.jefftiedrich.com/p/who-knew-p...

Access to healthcare saves trans lives 🏳️‍⚧️

From the Larchives: I made this last year and it was very well received.

You know, we really are gonna have to do a damnatio memoriae and scrub this motherfucker's name off everything he's defiled with it. ***** www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/k...

this is how you do it. unmute

This is why you never give an inch to the bigots. All those centrists dems (Newsom, Mayo Pete) claiming there are concerns around trans kids, you're complicit in this. This doesn't get rid of trans people, it just makes them suffer unbearably. Get your head straight: trans rights are human rights.

Not only do I think everyone should watch "Melania, the Film", but I think you should make an effort to bring your friends with you.

We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.

Watching “The American President” because RIP Rob Reiner and to hell with the current one.

The normalization and acceptance of Islamophobia in our politics is disgusting. Our Muslim neighbors are not Republicans’ scapegoats for antisemitic attacks and Trump’s failed policies. We must absolutely condemn Islamophobia loudly and hold those perpetuating it accountable.

Superman punching out Thor while referencing Rob Reiner’s directorial debut,, “This Is Spinal Tap”, with art by the late George Perez and writing by @kurtbusiek.bsky.social. Comics don’t get more perfect than this. #RIPRobReiner

Shocked by the awful death of Rob Reiner. I spoke with him for over an hour last night. We talked about his work and his plans for the future. I always enjoyed his company. We met at his Dad's in 1975. Last thing he said to me was "See you next year.." Such a terrible end. Such a sweet man.

Perseus seems to like records too:

Rob Reiner was one of the key people behind the effort to go to court to overturn California's anti-marriage equality Proposition 8 when it passed in 2008. Working with Chad Griffin, they founded the American Foundation for Equal Rights and got Ted Olson and David Boies to team up to fight Prop 8.

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

Unsolicited 100th birthday Dick pic!

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

I was so proud when Norm Macdonald agreed to blurb the book. When I was corresponding with him about it, he asked if I could send him any old Letterman jokes. He swore me to secrecy when he revealed he would be the final comic to perform on Letterman and wanted to close it with an homage.

Former President Bill Clinton, former Trump aide Steve Bannon, Bill Gates and former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers also appear in the batch of images reut.rs/4pACQju

It's official, the final I just created for my class has 67 questions.

*dramatic music* “You’re a bad hat, Harry.”

We're going to find those WMDs any day now. Trust me, you guys.

***IMPORTANT THREAD***** If you are anywhere near York County, South Carolina, PLEASE show up to their board meeting tomorrow. It is, of course and intentionally, at NOON tomorrow at For Mill Library. Here's York County Library's background, yes, still ongoing: bookriot.com/whats-happen...

With Phantom’s passing last week, I was rather despondent. Over the weekend, my wife was worried about me and offered to take me to meet a little void kitty girl that was being advertised on Craigslist. Well, they gave us one of the boys by mistake, so meet Perseus!!!

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

What are some of your favorite Holiday-themed comics?

Nothing to see here, just the President of the United States having absolutely no idea who he is pardoning, nor why.

From my Larchives: Santa Luchador

You will be visited by three spirits

Anyone else hate it when you’re watching a movie and the subtitle is something like “Speaks in foreign language”. I’m like, “Bitch, that is French!”

I don't know what everyone is so upset about the Netflix purchase of WB. The Trump administration is going to halt the sale and insist that they sell to Paramount anyway.

I wrote this earlier this year and I still hope it can be of use! www.eater.com/24364171/ice...

Our other kitty girl, Kismet keeps trying to get us to let her into the back bedroom, because she’s sure that must be where we’re keeping Phantom.

She’s gone.

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

Where are my BATMAN ‘66 fans at?