i miss you all but i'm not logging back on. please DM me if you want to stay in touch and i'll give you my phone number

severance finale mood board

severance finale extremely good

as cher said, "i want to shoot my phone" every day i get closer to logging off. i've been reading a lot lately—the most i have since i finished school—which has helped me feel more grounded, and i've been talking about the things i read with my friends (perhaps to their chagrin)

wrote about how phoneworld is killing our political imaginary and making us profoundly miserable in this, a moment when we need to be stronger than ever www.late-review.com/p/the-eterna...

sebastian walcott is the prospect most likely to have owned a nineteenth century railroad

who should i pick in my fantasy baseball draft

apropos of today's news, i highly recommend jules tygiel's baseball's great experiment if you're looking for a single volume history of mlb's segregation/integration. it'll point you in a lot of different directions for further reading

Bubba Ho-Tep confirmed. bsky.app/profile/popb...

brutal four-match skid to finish the learned league season, sliding from 6th to 17th 💀

ok ok ok i've got pat hughes and ron coomer on

what if it were called "guy"reland and it was just for the fellas

thomas johnson surgery

when the article about the johnson county war and political violence that you downloaded using your library card through JSTOR and that you're using for research for your western-themed TTRPG turns out to be written by marxist historians

the saddest story ever told......orange line: jameson nip. never drunk

i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person

TCB, man

mods are asleep post sublime karaoke

knew some people who worked for amazon in like 2016 and they said "yeah anything you say we can just hear, it's always listening"

According to Calvinists there is no such thing as a fielder’s choice

can't wait to get back to my roots and attend a horror movie host-hosted bruce campbell/ramones double feature tomorrow coolidge.org/events/joe-b...

what's your favorite video game that i probably haven't played

found an amazing baseball nickname

i've tweeted about mainstream politics twice in a row, need to cleanse: yesterday the video store guy was like "yeah we do a big monthly criterion buy of new titles so if you ever want forty percent off including from the shipping cost let me know"

yes it's a trite comparison but liberals finally turning on democrats this way reminds me of cubs twitter finally saying "huh. maybe this ricketts guy doesn't actually care" and it still makes me feel insane. difference is of course that the libs' outrage won't last

chuck schumer is assuring me that the democrats are pursuing "peace for our time." hey with a slogan that good how can they lose?

in the next game the three starter pokemon's types will be changed from grass, water, and fire to grass, gas, and ass. nobody rides for free.

i'd braise anything. i'd braise a squirrel. i'd braise some fake punk's doc martens. i'd braise the concept of bravery. the taj mahal? a motorola razr? the classic cop procedural hill street blues? buddy. you better believe i'd braise it. i'm the braising boy

gavin newsom looks like bill simmons which makes me want to punch him even more

remember telling my therapist a couple weeks ago something to the effect of "i just want to make sense of the world, see it as it really is" and i wonder if she was expecting me to pass a joint right through my screen to her

GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.

"Car dealership that disappears political dissidents" really does feel like the form America has been building to this whole time.

i been prayin this whole time.....in my mind

reggie. nothing above mids.

furiously googling sacramento park effects during a fantasy draft

my co-director, a nearly 70-year-old classic massachusetts democrat represented by this guy, basically said "fuck seth moulton" to me the other day because of his transphobic comments. not only are these people reprehensible, they are also bad politicians!

Does a Materialist conception of history mean we only elect people that make the stock market go up? What are you saying?

[my buddy and i get caught wearing ski masks, carrying your 70-inch TV out the back door] uhhhh you're in a period of economic transition. sorry

i live in a neighborhood of 40k people. we have two CVS pharmacies and no independent pharmacies. i don't know what's normal but i'll tell ya, that seems like not enough!

further research is warranted but after thinking about it for a few minutes i'd guess that the three coolest people on earth are walton goggins, sade and ichiro

the cats following me all around the house never fails to tickle me

I’ve uploaded the entirety of the 2025 Mendoza Stakes racing form here. It has in-depth profiles of all 11 batters in the race and I think it’s pretty great dudlawson.com/LEDE2025

Finally can upload this here.

milwaukee representation in boston

It took me 28 years to go from carceral feminist to abolitionist. @saaarah.bsky.social tells that story here.

the three types of beverage are hydration, nutrition, and drugs

don't talk about my work on here much but one of the basic ideas we try to impart when working with abusive men is that they do not have the right to meet their needs at the expense of their partner. i often think of this as a version of solidarity as expressed on the interpersonal level

lauren has it diagnosed. i think episodes 3-6 of season two were great! but grinding the plot to a halt for two episodes, while audacious, seems like them going "you care about this, right? eh???" some sort of cobel/milchick narrative pairing would probably have worked better

the only "comfort" things i indulge in are MST3K and columbo, which are the best things to watch before bed