It’s a shame Pete Crow-Armstrong doesn’t play for the Phillies because Peedi Batcrack is a way better nickname than PCA

Very strange to do this when mendozaleague.com is fully operational hm

But to be fair I would have done that either way

We all sang go cubs go at the bar

I haven’t recruited this season, so this is the only time I’ll say you should really consider joining my nihilist fantasy baseball league where we all try to pick the worst guy: mendozaleague.com I’m not above asking you to share this with fellow comrades/derelicts

I mean DR/Italy is like IT right

The 2026 Mendoza Stakes lineup is complete and I am very entertained

It brings me great joy to know the voice of NBC baseball is aware of The Mendoza Stakes

New Mendoza Lede sent out this afternoon.

I, personally, think ABS is a fuckin blast.

Stop buying the new hats, don’t let them keep doing this. If you want a new hat go on eBay and buy a cool old hat from some weird hoarder who just wants to get rid of random cool shit they’ve accumulated over the past 35 years

You can’t embed a Wikipedia article so I rebuilt a Wikipedia article on our web site

There are two (2) Mendoza Stakes spots left, assuming Dylan Moore makes the Phillies opening day roster

lol it’s Bo Naylor’s birthday

BIG update at mendozaleague.com today: Now you can put a little horse by your guy so you remember who your guy is in like June

Not gonna lie I really kind of wanna change everything to Baja blast seafoam green

Tickets have officially been sold Ron Paul it’s all happening dot gif

There’s probably one final season left where we still have an American and National League format, so I highly encourage everyone to use the terms Senior and Junior Circuit as much as they can while both still have meaning

Philadelphia invited Dylan Moore to Spring Training, so in theory there are only two spaces left in the 2026 Mendoza Stakes starting gate

Really wish that there were a place I could share just how disappointed I am about the fact that Jurrangelo Cijntje, the ambidextrous pitcher I’ve been following throughout his time at Mississippi State, is prob gonna play for the St. Louis Cardinals of all teams, what a bummer

Formally stating here that if/when anybody signs Castellanos he’s *immediately* in the 2026 Mendoza Stakes

The pizza sponsor patch on the sleeve is gonna go crazy though

Just want to make sure everyone sees that the rarely used Mendoza League Logo is now at the bottom of MendozaLeague.com

Somebody asked me about my fantasy baseball team a couple weeks ago and I gave them last season’s yellow button. Nobody has asked me about this year’s blue button

Manfred trying to figure out how to do that in the fifth inning of a World Series game

This year the first half of the race is who will get closest to 200 At Bats, should be fun

One of our new buttons

I built a Race Simulator, click “Look at em go!” and enjoy the show

You gotta check out MendozaLeague.com it’s gonna be pretty wild this year

I forgot I made an account for this website

This might be the Wackiest sports have been since, say, 1996

Worst part is you can’t be mad at it

Gross!!

Wild way to learn the ground rules at a ballpark I’ve never paid attention to before a few weeks ago

The international broadcast has not shown Drake once

I haven’t seen anybody that excited about a walk since Tim Anderson in 2018

It all comes down to there being nothing being surprising about a team that was notoriously without a bullpen the entire regular season lost two bullpen games in the postseason

First thing I’m doing as Commissioner of Baseball is renaming them “Fair Poles”

I have aged 74 years since this

Anyway, don’t forget to vote for me for next MLB Commissioner

Everybody gets a little pennant for winning their league and a big pennant for winning the World Series just pennants. no pieces of metal.

MLB shouldn’t even have trophies. They should really emphasize the pennant again.

The World Series MVP trophy rules, but anything that’s modeled after the Heisman Trophy is inherently going to be very good

The MLB trophy sucks. The commissioners trophy is far and away the worst trophy in pro sports.

I watched the end of the Mets game and the beginning of the Bears game while at the White Sox game, and it was one of the best sports viewing experiences I’ve had in my adult life

I hope the Reds sweep Chicago and then Chicago sweeps the Mets out of the playoffs

ngl I’m a little embarrassed by how excited clinching a wild card spot got me

㉒ J. SIRI BACK

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