Nice work, everyone! Keep it up!

making my hand into a gun shape and using it to shoot you. it's called fingerblasting, and it's very powerful

I do like how all the news sources are unified in titling the foodborne illness, “Explosive Diarrhea Parasite”. It’s extremely funny to say and you generally don’t expect to hear the turboshits brought up on a national level.

LINDSEY GRAHAM KICKED THE BUCKET LETS GO YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWWW

pussy with stuffed crust

everyone in this movie dresses like a lesbian

Female Link Friday Summer Fun 02

marvel characters will randomly just decide to be the most beautiful they've ever been in comics called "jeff the land shark"

Hi, it's me, Miss Videogames. You may know me from my work on every genre-defining game from 1999-2026. Now I have no health insurance because I failed to make Roblox and every CEO has decided that they need to fuck their AI computer mommy.

Claude reacting with the crying laughing emoji on every slack message has escalated it to most annoying co-worker

I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.

Essentially our entire society is a game where if you can focus for 30 seconds on a task you can accomplish more than you ever thought you could, but also every single thing in the world will try to prevent that by any means necessary. I wish you luck

surgeon general standing in front of a huge table with a detailed miniature hospital on it, using a big stick to move little surgeons around

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

Tried Stoat for two weeks. Really really tried to like it, but it's just not a good discord style app.

Break time.

fucking c r y i n g

Weekend at McConnell's

Doodle of @verti.blue’s cute oc 🥰

Nooooo, not the "it's not x, it's y" and em dash. Gotta raise them prices. Chat-gippity don't pay for itself.

they took the disc drive out of laptops for no reason. "oh its gotta be super thin" why? the average messenger bag can hold a science textbook and a honda civic why does a laptop need to be the weight and width of fairy's eyelash? doing keto and weightlifting so I can haul my .2 gram beast of a mac

I honestly don't have an issue with owning things digitally because lord knows I could use less bullshit in my life but there's like no benefit to it when I'm one server outage or license expiration away from losing the ability to watch Clerks on my phone lmao

Modern games preservation is bleak and I encourage people to demand greater protection for preservation. Everything has a chance to embed itself as a thread in the cultural tapestry; influencing the histories of nations and peoples. Together, we own that tapestry.

Imp oc

Neighborhood kids let off a firework that ran into my door. Scared the crap out of me. Then it started just downpouring rain out of nowhere. Thank u universe <3

We once again gather to memorialize one of the greatest days in American history: Nathan's hotdog eating contest 🌭 Weenie Power 🌭

アニメ描いた 「ファーストペンギン・レクイエム」よろしくお願いします

🐭

Female Link Friday summer hat

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

Ok so turns out I've never drawn Brazilian Miku until now lol

Reposting because of the sony news

Yes. Well.

Okay

fuck the supreme court and love to all my trans friends. we all gotta live to see the day that this system crumbles

This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up

Goddamn they’re kicking our ass

call me LBJ the way i need new pants

Thanks for defining myriad for me. It means a lot.

Wish I was a 7/10 looking moderately successful white guy youtuber with glasses and facial hair from the 70s or 80s so I can get paid to go on a "pizza pilgrimage" and write it off on my taxes for youtube content

if corporations are people then i’m going to seduce one of them

I have spent my life mystified by and enamored with the honey dipper

Proud to induct "Lobsters were fed to prisoners" into the lack-of-nuance hall of fame, joining other such classics as "Medieval people only lived to be 30", "The Burning of the Library of Alexandria", and anything related to food culture between Europe and the US.

Shoutouts to all the people that invested in SpaceX despite the huge warnings. I could say many demeaning things at their expense. And I will. I've got a big bottle of champagne and a dark sense of humor.

Losing discord basically took all my friends away. I didn't realize how much a giant evil faceless corporation left me in an empty room lonely again. Hello 2019. I missed you.

Deleted my discord because the AI mod kept flagging me for TOS violations even though I barely use it. Need me? DM me here.

「騎士は模範であるべき？」 ……休日くらい勘弁して。 #休日