Jonathan the Tortoise is alive and well 🐢 • He’s ~193 years old — the longest-living land animal on Earth • A suspected crypto scammer went viral on April Fools Day pretending to be his vet (via British Overseas)

HAPPY TRANS VISIBILITY DAY!!! Cheers from me and @codybones.bsky.social the most visible person I know 🏳️‍⚧️🐮🥂🐱

plugsuit tachyon

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

👽 Today's Stream ✌️ We've got lots of boxes to open! we're moving on from doors! it's boxes now!! 🔴 LIVE! www.twitch.tv/miyagalactic

260327 - sort gradient image www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/cart_inf... press X to restart when finished sorting (or whenever for random sort) #pico8 #dailycarts

The thing about fables is the animals never get to explain themselves. Keeps the moral clean.

アンソロピック盛大にやらかしてて笑った。 テック界隈は知財を共有するのが当たり前、でしたね。 良かったね、望み通りの結果になって！ x.com/Jeremybtc/st... 技術者界隈の倫理感が麻痺してると最終的に同業にも牙を剥くんだって。

差分 ラブラブ！お砂糖！ #お姉さん #ラブラブ #エルフ #ミミ長いの

KASANE TETO #KasaneTeto #重音テト

Ala sketch! I'm really enjoying drawing this entity. Would you like to have a demon wife? #sketch #oc #demon

Decided to can a huge personal project because I know the people who'd benefit most would probably never use it out of sheer animosity toward it. Very melancholic

some of my children

I'm not sure why Attie is getting so much hate. Unless I'm mistaken it's an entirely optional side app you never have to use and its feature set sounds pretty cool. There's tons of heinous uses of AI for truly evil things, but this one seems pretty benign.

Mina

I flutter my eyelashes at 30fps I have ONE SLOT left for (one of) these!! get a chance to get in before the sale is over cuz once its off its off baybee! if its too much I also do milestone pay plans >:3 this applies to any waitlist req if requested!

追加

雨女?

tomodachi life living the dream

I honk my little horn jus friendly reminder!

リクありでした

Waitlists for png/giftubers are up!! Only 2 slots overall, once two are fulfilled I'll close the extra 2 but please note I'm coming to collect these mid-April! PNG Reactive - vgen.co/wereshoes/se... GIF Reactive - vgen.co/wereshoes/se...

You walk into your room and she's floating upside down above your bed, what do you do?

[修正済] Hey, I 'm still on duty... ねぇ、まだ勤務中なんだけど…… Yes? So what? ——だから？——それがどうかした？ #エルフ#百合#GL#女の子同士#色気 #百合えっち#ミミ長いの#性欲つよつよ

Just a reminder that they still intend to do this, dont let the backlash die down, keep cancelling your subscription.

全部がエロい二号B型

六門天外モンコレナイトよりグーコさんの落書き。 描くの楽しいけど黒が多いぜ…

happy 12th anniversary of me taking the photo for wikipedia's article on the toast sandwich. my true legacy

Miku sketch

skebリクエスト、有難うございました🙇‍♂️

Explaining online privacy to americans

comm for @crystalblisters.bsky.social !

Sora going offline is one thing, but seeing Elmo attempt to get his stock forced into every retirement fund through NASDAQ rule shenanigans might be a very clear sign that the bubble is starting to burst.

@wereshoes.bsky.social is one of the coolest and sweetest people ever to exist. What a heckin sweetheart. 💜

常盤和音 サマー・オペレーション #illustration #蝸之殻 #snailshell

Found her cool, tried to draw her

🐰🥚🧺✨ #Fanart #Shantae #Rottytops

updating the meme for current times

hey dude not to be a dick but i think you really need to take a moment and let the beauty our world has to offer wash over you. you've created a frankly dogshit vibe in our pikmin inflation groupchat

[C0MM] Nothing fits!!

She looks nice...

Blankey Ych commish for @/stellunyx.bsky.social :3 Available on VGen for $15 =w= VGen: vgen.co/LumiArt #Artmoots #Vtuber #Commission