How it feels to return to your 9-5 after discovering the entire system is a CIA psyop & that we are ruled by satanic p*dos that eat babies & I still have to pay taxes

“congratulations you got the job, you can start on monday”

it's 2035 & you give a surprise visit to bro's house. (You're now one of those unmarried cool uncles)

Gaza genocide is directly connected to Epstein

1st January : "This is going to be my year" Me on 31st January:

They faked removing his body

I agree with you. Too many powerful men involved, but he’s still doing some damage, no matter how much they redact.

Perhaps, time will tell

Epstein knew too much to commit suicide.

Had therapy and came back on here and it’s a lot going on… might just come back later

Welcome to bluesky

The news today is not great. My big fave Catherine O'Hara passed away. I never even considered that she could die. Wtf! They arrested all of the Black reporters that were reporting on that church protest. We have reached the point of global water bankrupcy. STOP USING AI!

When are they going to arrest him and press charges?

I pray I never have beef with niggas to the point that they shooting rocket launchers at me on sight 🙏🏾

ICE just shot & killed someone again In Minneapolis 😭😭

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Why is Bluesky asking me to go live???

This didn’t age well LMAO

in order to get a job u need to get a degree but in order to get a degree u need money but in order to get money u need a job but in order to get a job u need a degree but in order-

Linkedin has found out about Claude Code We are cooked.

When you use Linkedln for the first time:

He found his new target minority for his supporters to turn their anger towards so that they ignore how he's making their lives worse

I can only afford 3 laughs per week when I remember my financial situation

Mr.Robot is absolutely cinema

i wish i had SpongeBob's energy, that mf always ready for work

Just finished watching paradise on hulu

watching drug dealers and OF girls buying their third house while Ì wake up at 4:30am trying to be a good person

Went on a museum date and almost told her “u da real art”

When you hit your 30s you have two options, single mothers or 20 year olds.

Just spent my money on something i needed

Callof Duty was right. The smaller the circle...the better the people.

Call of Duty was right. Most people won't go into the storm to save you.

Call of Duty was right. People only spectate when they've lost and you're winning.

Call of Duty was right. In order to heal you have to take damage.

LMFAOOOOOOOO I'm cryin😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I can only afford 3 laughs per week when I remember my financial situation

Seen my brother on the tea app everyone saying he a player

These AI videos it can't be real 😭

Tried nonchalant gimmick infront of the baddie cashier & my card declined

Me opening my Mail & see i’m getting drafted for World War 3

That's crazy they don't know who the so called "enemies" are, just Israel said to hate & bomb them.

McDonald's employee just told me “Welcome back”

2024: Trump claiming 'I'm not going to start wars, I'm gonna stop wars' 2025: Trump inching closer to war with Iran

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