i wish i had SpongeBob's energy, that mf always ready for work

Just finished watching paradise on hulu

watching drug dealers and OF girls buying their third house while Ì wake up at 4:30am trying to be a good person

Went on a museum date and almost told her “u da real art”

When you hit your 30s you have two options, single mothers or 20 year olds.

Just spent my money on something i needed

Callof Duty was right. The smaller the circle...the better the people.

Call of Duty was right. Most people won't go into the storm to save you.

Call of Duty was right. People only spectate when they've lost and you're winning.

Call of Duty was right. In order to heal you have to take damage.

LMFAOOOOOOOO I'm cryin😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I can only afford 3 laughs per week when I remember my financial situation

Seen my brother on the tea app everyone saying he a player

These AI videos it can't be real 😭

Tried nonchalant gimmick infront of the baddie cashier & my card declined

Me opening my Mail & see i’m getting drafted for World War 3

That's crazy they don't know who the so called "enemies" are, just Israel said to hate & bomb them.

McDonald's employee just told me “Welcome back”

2024: Trump claiming 'I'm not going to start wars, I'm gonna stop wars' 2025: Trump inching closer to war with Iran

Bluesky Demon Home😈 #GuessWhosBack

Wsg Bluesky family is been a long time hope yal doing well on this fine Sunday

Was this the first time it snowed in ATL? the whole city is outside 😭

How I feel being on this app after 10PM

Term limits for Presidents but not Senators and Representatives is crazy work

Yea okay buddy

Wemby played chess with folks in Washington Square Park in New York City

Cleveland a real one

😂😂

LMFAOOOOO

Trauma 😭☠️

What’s your craziest food combo?

It's 3 in the morning..I'm not even tired

Today was a long day but I'm taking a fat shit

it's the last days of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.

y’all better be voting!!! #NBAallstar ⭐️

John Havlicek

Father of all Jalen's, '94 represent

God, ShammGod IYKYK✅ drafted #45 but the sauce still used by some first round picks. Legend in the game fr

"is this u?"