Gone are the days when you could get a visa for free (and with no paperwork) simply by being Donald Trump's latest mistress.

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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Irony is off the charts!

Wake up!

I stand with @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social Don't back down, Jimmy! Do not apologize!

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

AMEN! Oakland comedian’s blunt response to Charlie Kirk’s killing: ‘I won’t be gaslit’ www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...

You want to honor the memory and to continue the work of a guy, who wanted to stone gay people to death? Who wanted women to submit to their husband? Who spread dangerous lies during a pandemic? Who wanted to separate the US? A racist, a white nationalist... really? bsky.app/profile/sean...

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore. Make it make sense.

Can't afford to staff federal agencies but can launch $60 million in tomahawk missiles at Iran. #SoFuckedUp

No money for Medicaid or SNAP or museums or schools or sidewalks or gun violence prevention or art or libraries. Always money for war.

Unbelievable the lengths the crazy orange narcissist will go to in order to divert attention from the fact that he raped young girls at Epstein's parties.

@anselmdubois.bsky.social Better a bonobo than him.

On World Refugee Day, we honor the strength, courage, and resilience of millions forced to flee their homes. Every person deserves safety, dignity, and hope 📸: UN #WorldRefugeeDay

I'm proud of you Boise, Idaho! NO KINGS! NO DICK-TATERS! NO MORE ICE KIDNAPPINGS! #NOKINGS #NOKING #FUCKICE #DUMPTRUMP

Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state Keep that same energy of support for her

All I want for Trump’s birthday is for it to be his last.

"They took her in a car, in essence kidnapping her ... I met another young woman whose husband has quite literally disappeared" -- Newsom shares harrowing details of specific cases of ICE terrorizing immigrants in California

They will not force us. They will stop degrading us. They will not control us. We will be victorious. #RESIST #LOSANGELES youtu.be/w8KQmps-Sog?...

Wanna know why Central Americans don't respect our borders? Cause we don't respect theirs, or their sovereignty. The US has a LONG HISTORY of overthrowing democratically-elected govts to protect Wall Street's ability to exploit their land, people and resources. Gotta keep them poor & bananas cheap!

Sending love to the resistance in Los Angeles. www.instagram.com/reel/DKn2Jm4...

My favorite marathon is rumored to have no finishers this year. I knew Lav would up the ante after 5 finished last year. #BarkleyMarathon The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young g.co/kgs/APGFx9N

Natural selection works its magic once again. RIP Sasquatch hunters. Shout out to the 60+ volunteers and rescue personnel who looked for them on Christmas day. www.cbsnews.com/news/2-orego...

Rest in peace, President Jimmy Carter. Your life of compassionate service will continue to be an inspiration to me and countless others.

If you don't think white privilege is a thing, watch the movie Sing Sing and then Google "Menendez brothers getting released."

Pretty damn spot-on, don’t you think?

Are there any countries out there offering a 4 year visa to Americans? I don't need to take a job from any of your citizens. I just need to get the hell out of here for the next 4 years.

Jail, where it's his body, his cellmate's choice. www.huffpost.com/entry/nick-f...

Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.

It appears that health insurance CEOs aren't the only ones who get to decide who lives and who dies. Given how many of my claims and requests for approvals have been denied by UnitedHealthCare, I'm having difficulty mustering any sympathy. thenationaldesk.com/news/america...

I wish my ears had lids too. earlids. I wish I could close my ears when I wasn’t using them

These things shall never die

Coming in 2025: 76 million Americans learn that produce doesn't pick itself.

The Sawtooths in Idaho. One of my happy places in this backwards state.

This.

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