“We are the only Country in the World STUPID enough to allow 'Birthright' Citizenship!" - Donald Trump Fun fact: Melania Trump became a naturalized U.S. citizen on July 28, 2006, about four months after Barron was born.

I don’t know about you, but I really have a hard time trusting the word of a man who has literally changed his name 4 times. #JDVance

Regardless of party affiliation or reputation- sexual assaulters belong in prison. Period.

I took a bottle of water to the doctor’s office and asked my physician if, ya know, he could turn it into wine. I don’t know why, but he got super mad. I guess insurance doesn’t cover that.

The same people who believe that Trump meant to post an image of himself as a Red Cross doctor, believe that Epstein killed himself.

The Catholic Church has a policy of not choosing popes from “superpower countries.” The fact that Pope Leo was chosen tells you all you need to know about where the U.S. now stands on the global stage. So when Trump said:“If I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican.” He was right.

JD Vance endorsed Orban and then he lost. Coincidence? I think not.

Remember when JD Vance backed Orban? That aged well.

Since it’s Sunday, just wondering if any of you religious scholars might have a theory on why Noah included 2 fucking cockroaches on that ark? Total dick move.

If your social activism is based upon humanitarism, but you are motivated solely by feeling morally superior to the groups you protest- then it’s not humanitarism.

What wine pairs well with thermonuclear war?

April 7th, 2026. 7:00am in upstate NY.

GO BLUE!!!!

If you added up the amount of money Trump spends on golfing, self tanning and on the daily styling of his combover- I’d bet you could feed a small nation.

If you want more love in your life- be more loving. If you want more forgiveness in your life- be more forgiving. If you want more peace in your life- be more peaceful. If you want to be judged less in your life- be less judgmental. “Be the change you want to see.”

I’m old enough to remember a time when a public statement like that, made on an Easter Sunday, would’ve necessitated an emergency session of Congress, an impeachment proceeding, followed by a resignation. But that sure seems like a very long time ago.

Tell me you didn’t go to church for Easter, without telling me you didn’t go to church for Easter..

May the Peace and renewal of this season be upon all of us.🙏💕 #Easter #Passover #Spring

I definitely did not have Donald Trump praising Allah (on an Easter post) on my 2026 Batshit Bingo card.

Thinking about giving up Bluesky for Lent. If y’all don’t see any posts for a while- you’ll know why.

It’s just two letters- I guess anyone could’ve made that mistake- right? Einstein/Epstein Visa I mean, English isn’t Melania’s first language..

Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

🎯🎯

If you don’t have a sweetheart with whom to celebrate Valentine’s Day- you have my (and Miley Cyrus’s) permission to buy yourself flowers and hold your own hand.

Watching “Hidden Figures” and almost longingly remembering the days when everyone got their news from the same radio station, and from the same TV news channel. When landing on the moon was “breaking news”, and when 2 people could belong to 2 different parties and still remain married.

My husband hates Valentine’s Day- he says it’s a”Hallmark holiday”- but when I went downstairs this morning, there was a heart shaped box of chocolates (my favs), an adorable card- and a plate of Italian pastries waiting for me. Because after 32 years, he still cares that I love Valentines Day.❤️

The thing about RFK Jr. is that he never took an oath to “do no harm” and it shows.

Ban assault rifles not books. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Why is it that the folks who want “common sense ID measures” for voting - are the same folks who don’t care about common sense ID measures for buying guns?

Bring it on.

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, is it still Joe Biden’s fault?

Is there anyone in the Trump administration who is NOT on the Epstein list? I repeat, NOT on the list- raise your hand. We’ll wait.

THANKS,TREVOR........

If you carry anger and resentment towards someone who has hurt you, you will always remain their prisoner.

Fun fact: Ivana Trump obtained U.S. citizenship in 1988, which was after the birth of her three children Donald Jr. in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. So this actually makes Donald Trump’s three oldest children “birthright citizens” Isn’t that interesting?

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a chicken? The chicken isn’t on the Epstein list.

Here’s an interesting tidbit in the Epstein saga- newly released Justice Department records show that Jeffrey Epstein named his then girlfriend, Karyna Shuliak, the primary beneficiary of his estate in a trust signed just two days before his death. Where is Karyna Shuliak? And what does she know?

For those of you who are still complaining about Bad Bunny having sung n Spanish- did you ever complain when Andrea Bocelli sang in Italian? I didn’t think so. Sit back down.

For an attorney to resort to extortion to clear his client isn't ideal. For an attorney to undertake that extortion expressly and in a public is incredibly stupid.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

QUIET MY SHOW IS ON! #DogsOfBluesky #PuppyBowl

Only bad bunny could send out such a wonderful message of peace, unity and inclusion to the country, while still managing to send a complete “fuck you” to the racist dude in the White House.

“If you get tired, learn to rest not to quit” -Banksy

This whiny, racist, wankmaggot should have a serious chat with the president of the “shithole country” Bad Bunny’s from.

Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”

If I ever only have 10 minutes left to live- I’d want it to be 10 minutes of a football game- because that feels like fucking forever.

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a chicken? The chicken isn’t on the Epstein list.

Please enjoy this photograph of Barack Obama from when he won a Nobel Peace Prize. (especially since it will completely infuriate the Nobel-less racist currently squatting in the White House)