(Bloomberg) - President Xi Jinping’s export engine has proved unstoppable during five months of sky-high US tariffs, sending China toward a record $1.2 trillion trade surplus. @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

Let me go ahead and send my thoughts and prayers to all that plan to take their medical advice from someone who I am old enough to remember also told people to inject themselves with bleach. Why is ignorance being elevated while intelligence is being denigrated?

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This is delusional but you don’t have to read the whole thing. Boils down to: he’s shutting down the government because he thinks he’s a king.

Some of us do.

I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol. Not because of vaccines. Not because of some headline. I’m autistic because that’s how my brain works. Stop treating us like a problem. Start listening to us.

Kamala Harris: "It feels chaotic, but what I would offer you is what we are witnessing is the swift implementation of a plan that was decades in the making. Project 2025 didn't just drop out of thin air. That's a product of decades of work. Federalist Society, Heritage Foundation ... "

It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

This autism press conference is an insult to science and medicine. It is a bunch of shameless male quacks shoveling bullshit at pregnant women, families and people with autism. This is a historic embarrassment for America and it is wildly dangerous.

Our work is not done… 📌 Sinclair Broadcast Group is still refusing to air Jimmy Kimmel Live! on its ABC affiliates nationwide. Folks, you know what to do. Google Sinclair-owned networks and channels in your city and act accordingly.

I'm still not gonna resubscribe to Disney... I said I might if they reinstated him, but I changed my mind. I'm not going to.

Voters in southwest Arizona are highly likely to elect a new Democratic House member in a special election today. That would-be lawmaker plans to become the 218th and clinching supporter of a bipartisan effort to force public disclosure of federal investigative files related to Jeffrey Epstein.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

(1) Presidents have no authority to designate domestic groups as “terrorists.” (2) ANTIFA (anti-fascist) as a group does not exist. (3) This continual unprecedented expansion of the executive branch is unconstitutional. (4) Strongly opposing fascism is as patriotic as it gets. Resist. 🆘🇺🇸

There is no link between Tylenol and autism. There is, however, a link between Trump and fascism.

The reason more people are diagnosed with autism today has nothing to do with it being caused by some outside factor or vaccines. It's because our understanding of the spectrum of autism has increased significantly thanks to scientific discovery. He's going full Hitler

Q: Outlets are reporting you plan to tie Tylenol to autism TRUMP: It's a big factor, but you'll see tomorrow. We want things to take effect immediately Q: Links between vaccines & autism? T: Children get these massive vaccines like you'd give to a horse. I've said spread them out over 5 years

Autism is not a disease. It’s a complex developmental condition better known as autism spectrum disorder that affects different people in different ways. https://to.pbs.org/3Iu6SVI

RFK: Vaccines cause autism! Result: Vaccination rates decline, but autism continues. RFK: Tylenol causes autism! Result: Tylenol avoided by pregnant women, but autism continues. Maybe.... RFK causes autism! Let's remove RFK from office and see what happens to autism rates.

Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]

An Arizona man is facing felony charges for threatening to shoot up a gay bar to avenge Charlie Kirk. He was convinced the shooter had "transgender ideology." Fortunately, he was stopped, but this is on the media for running with the erroneous WSJ reporting. www.azfamily.com/2025/09/19/p...

We are fast becoming a banana republic, with two standards of justice. If you oppose the leader, you go to jail just for speech. If you're a loyalist, you get immunity for your crimes. That's what happens in Iran - not the United States. This is a decision moment for America.

So unifying

Cambodia and Armenia woke up not knowing they’ve been fighting each other According to the president, Armenia has also been fighting Albania and Aberbaijan - not to confuse with Azerbaijan

What he is saying quite clearly is that Pam Bondi must indict several of his long-time political enemies immediately or she will be fired and replaced by someone who will.

Why does it take a BRITISH newspaper to break a story like this? Where the hell is the American media? 🤨

Damn right — lock him up!!

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

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Anything that doesn’t agree with the Nazi’s lies will be suppressed. When will enough retired military generals agree to take control and temporarily create a police state. This would allow us to remove people from their positions and restore order to our government. And stop the criminal activity

That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE. If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.

There’s no hiding the political retaliation and weaponization. It’s all out in the open.

California will be the first state to ban most law enforcement, INCLUDING FEDERAL IMMIGRATION AGENTS from covering their faces while conducting official business under a bill signed by Gov. Gavin Newsom on Saturday.

He gave Afghanistan to the Taliban at the end of his first term. Now he wants some of it back? This is Foreign Policy For Idiots!

Happy Batman Day, everyone! Batman on Gargoyle, private work. (Pen and ink.)

Newsom’s people are so good at this.

To Stephen Colbert @colbertlateshow.bsky.social, Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel.com, Jimmy Fallen @jimmyfallon.bsky.social, Seth Meyers @latenightseth.bsky.social, John Stuart, you are heroes of the faith in the American dream. I salute you. You are heroes. These are the Knights of Camelot.

The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased. Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power. Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable. But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.

While 🇺🇸 farms go under…

The “President of Peace” loves to make threats. Is this administration considering sending US Armed Forces back to Afghanistan?

"We, the People, deserve better!" ✊🏾 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory