Smashing a car window to kidnap high schooler. Do you feel any safer?

You know it’s Week 13 when you’re like “oh thank god I’m getting Troy Franklin back this week”

Fuck it, here’s mine

I think this is the best first slate of games all season

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Would you start Manny Wilson or Godwin in full ppr/ .5ppfd? (I’m starting Tucker FWIW)

trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil

Even Trump can’t resist the Mamdani rizz. He’s just so damn charming

We have the most Online government imaginable and it might kill us all

Betting this DEFINITELY won’t be shared. #blacksky

The greatest gift Trump gave the Republican Party was convincing what appears to be 75% of extremely online democrats that any Republican who talks shit about Trump is a hero

Anyone who lists all of society’s problems and says there’s “one simple answer” is either grifting you or a Fascist. Or, more likely, both

this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices

I drafted him over Drake Maye and Brock Bowers. I might be bad at this

this thread is unbelievable

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

they used to ban toys that were like, a jar of magnetic metal balls cuz one dumbass kid ate one and died. now they have toys that automate the process of having a pedophile uncle

😭😭😭😭 #SFB15

As usual, the answer to fighting Fascism is solidarity with your fellow human and fighting together. It’s the way we win

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(stifling laughter) "You go first, Clay. We're all voting no, too."

Trump would love to be able to do what MBS did to Khashoggi to journalists that talk bad about him. He salivates over it

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

Aaron Rodgers by Tuesday:

I don’t watch Karen Williams run the football much, but every time I do it’s a 2 yard gain up the middle

@rotopat.bsky.social said something on this week’s pod that really hit home. “Where there’s floor, there’s ceiling” Try’s day today is the perfect example of that

If any game deserves a tie, it’s this one

When your enemies are fighting your job is to add fuel to the fire not yell at the people saying that it's good that they are fighting. A lot of people on this app have never been in a fist fight and it shows daily.

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I don’t have a personal harassment story, mostly because I’m a dude, but I have worked in a woman dominated field my whole life. I’ve had a lot of women confide in me over the years I can tell you from personal experience that all the stats you hear about predation grossly underestimate the problem

It’s kinda wild the President is openly corrupt, Nazi sympathizing, and very likely a pedophile—and most Republicans in Congress are still willing to ignore the Constitution whenever he asks.

After week 1 I traded Keon Coleman/Josh Downs for CMC in a 14 team dynasty. Sometimes it’s the trades you make

Not five minutes later. Stop trying to kid yourselves into thinking this Nazi is your friend!

LMAO

This twat should be fired immediately

If you don’t understand that Epstein is one of the few stories that cuts through the noise, that it’s one of the few stories that unites most Americans in disgust, and know how to use that energy you need to get the fuck out of politics

The modern Republican Party has so many pedophiles and rapists that it makes me feel like I'm crazy because how is this even possible

Here's Republican Megyn Kelly defending men who rape 15-year-old girls. Megyn Kelly has a 14-year-old DAUGHTER.

Excessive force. PERIOD! They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor. 📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.

I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.

The people dragging priests around the pavement are the ones who are going to lose. I’m confident of that.

at one point, i watched a cook county sheriff’s officer (who appears to be in charge) point out a priest in the crowd. he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him. situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.

All about the grift

Its actually hilarious how compromised both of these parties are. Not an ounce of credibility

This would have been fuckin stupid without the Epstein shit

This has a whole lot of “OJ looking for the real killer” energy