How am I supposed to go back to work today with this giant hole in my chest? 🙃

The courage of those Georgians and especially of this woman is just amazing.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 1,1948

$100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkout’s whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, in that order. unlimited breakfast - you can eat costco sausages til you die for all we care $275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???

stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce

Sex workers in Belgium are now entitled to health insurance, pensions, sick days, maternity leave, safety protections and formal employment contracts under a new law. This is the first law of its kind in the world.

Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?

BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row. “Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.

Just bought this i thiNk its gonna be HUGE. Starting bids on my very actual tangible REAL monkey guy DO NOT PRINT SCREEN. I will call the POLICE. GEt with the times and buy a jpeg or be left behind!!!

I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there

NEW: The D-Lander Shop soft opened today at Downtown Disney District at Disneyland Resort. The shop features "trend forward fashions and co-branded collections of apparel, handbags and jewelry including Kate Spade, Dooney & Bourke and a dedicated Pandora Jewelry shop."

will i get canceled if i say i think sab should win record of the year at the grammys over taylor? i mean espresso had way more impact on the world than fortnight

Yup.

I hate to repost this highly misogynist meme but I want to highlight what @ianbassin.bsky.social is saying. This is not business as usual.

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

One of my favorite parts of seeing Wicked was just how HAPPY people were leaving the theater. Adults, kids, and especially the theater geeks like me.

reasons why my toddler is screaming: he offered his food to the dog and she ate it. this happens every single day. he is always surprised

If you are looking for a doomscrolling pal I’m not your gal. I refuse to lose one more day of my life to that Orange bastard. Am I giving up? Nope. But I’m going to spend my time on self care, lifting others and being informative w out fear.

Dear Diner: Just be a diner. Don’t renovate to try to look fancier or sexier or like something you’re not. Just be a diner. We love you for it, and we sometimes need a break from the “it” restaurants. Extra points for linoleum tabletops, vinyl booths, good coffee, and the definitive burger deluxe.

I’m pretty sure that if some CEO got fired from his job & on his way out he told a mob of crazies to show up with zip ties, flag poles and tasers and to bash in the windows & smear poop on the walls, that he wouldn’t get hired back a few years later, but what the hell do I know.

Morning blues in the Dolomites.

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Choose one alive or human

I’ve just discovered Stardew Valley and I’m sorry but it shits all over animal crossing. Sure animal crossing is cute but Stardew Valley has jeopardy, intrigue, quests, makes me use my brain a bit and is challenging!

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

Artist: Extra Fabulous Comics

Wife: Please don't Me: I'm sorry, I have no choice. They had it coming I stand, slowly, and shuffle to the all you can eat buffet for my eleventh serving

“the new DeSantis law led to an exodus of many immigrant workers from Florida leaving dozens of businesses and industry, associations, complaining of a labor shortage the past two years” *The estimated 747,000 Florida undocumenteds =$1.8 BILLION state/local tax loss

Today is my birthday!! And if everyone pitched in with a small gift of half a million dollars each, I’d really be super grateful lol

Here’s one for all you proofreaders.

I did a ton of martial arts when I was a kid and teen and even earned my black belt, but had to stop as life got busy. Restarting now from the beginning makes me feel like an RPG protag in a sequel who's been cursed back to level 1 and has to relearn all their skills.

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

You are still a Taylor Swift fan if you weren’t able to go to eras tour ❤️

The Helix Nebula captured by NASA'S Hubble space telescope

BREAKING: The ICC have issued an arrest warrant for Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, for alleged war crimes relating to Gaza.

this is just the most insane magnificent work of art i’ve ever seen like holy hell

Oscar.

i will never enforce or respect a bathroom ban because i simply do not care about legality over morality. you can put w/e you want in your evil little law book and i'm still going to tell you to fuck off, accompany ALL my women friends to the bathroom and if you try to stop us i'll kick your ass

whether or not a person likes taylor swift is my litmus test for dating them bc if you tell me you hate taylor swift I just know you hate women and fun

Can we all agree to leave snarky assholery over at that other place and play a higher level game here?

You can 100% tell this brotha is not used to being called out for being misogynistic by the way “dear” rolls off his lips—and Abby Phillip shuts down the disrespect in the classiest way… “Please do not address a grown woman as dear in a condescending tone. Do not do that at my table.”

Where are my Disney Dreamlight Valley fans at?! Who's excited to explore Storybrook Vale?