Adulting in a nutshell: Pros- No one can stop you from eating as much ice cream as you want. Cons- No one can stop you from eating as much ice cream as you want.

Do y'all think Reuben and Anna would finish each other's..... sandwiches?

Look at him. 😍

Cozy gamers!!! Look what we have been blessed with! youtu.be/k97-rjhqQuI?...

Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"

LOOK AT HER!!!

Ahh yes the lovely view from our hotel room this morning. 🤣🤣🤣

Woke up thinking I was getting sick. Then I remembered I dusted our hanging pot rack yesterday and uh yeah we're not going to talk about how long it had been since I did that. Lol. So uh anyway....

Me- Ok time to do some housework! *Opens app and hits run on Roomba* *Opens other app and hits run on dishwasher* Ok that's enough cleaning for today. 🤣

Silver lining to the debit card fiasco, hubby and I went to update the auto payment for his gaming PC and we realized how close it was to paid off so we just paid it off in full. Lol. One less bill to worry about.

Really did not have someone tries to fraudulently charge $316.46 on my debit card on my bingo card for today. But here we are. 😭 Card has been cancelled and charges will be refunded (thank goodness for USAA) but still. 😭

Spent yesterday at the lake with hubby, the kids, my mom and my niece (my sister & her fiance unfortunately had to work) everyone had a good time. Except my stupid skin that despite wearing sunscreen and reapplying I still got sunburnt. 🤦‍♀️ Luckily it wasn't the part of my arm I use when massaging. 🤣

Woke up this morning to find I haven't been paid today. So that's cool. 🤦‍♀️

I love watching Bluey with my kids, but I hate how often I have to explain to them why I'm crying watching it. 🤣

Parenting is not for the faint of heart. Just heard my 10 year old threaten to fart on her 13 year old sister's pillow so she gets pink eye.

I cannot stop laughing at this. 🤣🤣🤣

Abolish ICE.

My dad arrives this evening. I'm so excited. But man the hardest part is always coming up with low carb lunch ideas. He's diabetic and while at home I know he doesn't always follow the diet he is supposed to, I make sure he does while he's here. Lol

Me-Trying to clean and prep for my dad to stay with us for a few days while he's visiting from out of state. My microwave/stove vent- Yeah... I'm out. Guess hubby and I are heading to Home Depot tomorrow. 🤦‍♀️

Me- I bought a book that's cleaning tips for people with ADHD like me. Reading that will help motivate me to tackle this mess for sure! Also me- Uhhh.... I can't remember where I put the book. 🤦‍♀️

Switch Joycons pair to Switch 2 easily and worked great for Mario Kart World. Just be smarter than me and make sure your OG Switch isn't right next to the Switch 2 so the joycons don't just auto pair to the older Switch. 🤣

Welp I'm in the line to try and get a ticket for a switch 2 but there's 6 people ahead of me so.... We will see what happens. 🤞

I'm going to attempt to get a Switch 2 at Target tomorrow morning. Why Target? Because I'm too old and tired for a midnight release event at Best Buy or GameStop and Walmart opens at 6am, Target opens at 8. Lol.

Helping my daughters restart their island on ACNH has me thinking about how excited we all were over the tiniest things when it first came out. Villagers having toe beans, our character having knees, being able to wear bags/backpacks. Man I just want that feeling back.

Conversation with my hubby- Me- Whatcha doing babe? H- Same thing I do every night. Me- Trying to take over the world?! H-Yes Pinky Me- NARF! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Think I can manage to snag one on Thursday?! I didn't preorder it, so I'm cautiously optimistic. Lol

Told the kids to go outside for at least 30 min for some fresh air and sunshine. They are all just sitting on the front porch. "What Mom? We're outside like you wanted. " 🤦‍♀️

Me- I really should focus on eating healthier. Also me- Or hear me out... Chips and queso.

Hi, I’m God, I read that Tesla’s Europe sales fell 49% in April and I started to believe in Myself again.

For our Memorial Day BBQ yesterday, I made homemade Mac and cheese with cheddar, Parmesan and gruyere cheeses, and of course I had to add bacon to it. Anyway I have been told I have to bring it to every family gathering now. 🤣

It's the first day the local outdoor pool is open. So we are going swimming this afternoon. I know it's gonna be crowded as heck but the kids are excited and my husband is a good sport. Lol.

My oldest & I have been playing the Happy Home Paradise DLC for ACNH together, we just decorated the school & she insisted it include a "quiet corner" for students having sensory overload. And excuse me while I go cry cuz my heart is bursting. 😍😭

Secret's out. My full name is actually Casserole. 🤣🤣🤣

The hardest part about losing my dog is that everyday I come home and my brain still expects her to be on the porch waiting for me. And everyday I get emotionally sucker punched because she's not. 😭😭😭

Did a super quick lil sketch yesterday using some of my kiddos art supplies... And now I want a new sketch book and to maybe try posca pens. But as a lefty it will probably end in disaster. 🤣

Is my cat playing with any of the 100s of toys he has? No he's playing with a literal rock. 🤦‍♀️

Friends I am so heartbroken. My sweet girl Athena crossed the rainbow bridge today.

Me- I'm just going to relax this weekend. Also me- I'm going to paint the living room this weekend. Guess which one won? 🤣

Seriously?! Interactions like this make me wonder why I'm still over on the other app at all. In case it gets crops weird. I definitely did NOT vote for the cheetoh. 😡🤬

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

Showing my kids YouTube videos of the OG Animal Crossing and my youngest is horrified at how mean the villagers were. 🤣

Nothing like being in the middle of giving your hubby a massage and having your youngest kiddo come running in cuz she cut her thumb and it's bleeding like crazy. 😬 (She's fine btw, but scared the crap outta me for a minute there.)

Farm girl post- I have corn sprouting!

My kids have 3 weeks left of school and honestly I'm probably more excited than they are for summer break. Lol. All the driving around to sports, after school programs, music concerts, etc. Mama is ready for a break. 🤣

Farm girl post. Lol. We have a very freshly hatched baby 🐥

I just found out my dad is visiting from WA in early June, so I requested some time off then, they approved it within 30mins. 🤯 I wonder if I can get him to come to league while he's here. 🤔

My mom making me feel dumb. 🤣

Actual footage of me getting ready for work today after having an extra day off for Easter.

We celebrated Easter with my family on Saturday so I spent yesterday playing ACNH and rewatching Stargate Atlantis and it was amazing.