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if you aren’t foreskinmaxxing you’re already chopped (circumcised) oh yeah and happy holidays?? 🎄🎅🏻☃️

also, a lot of physical media is just 🙃 rotting away, literally disintegrating from existence and there aren’t enough resources, people, and time to digitize it before it becomes unrecoverable

loud and proud brother

reverse circumcision where they add more foreskin to your foreskin

circumcision simulator: uncut edition

Girlkeep, Gatelight, Gasboss

completely underrated experience is waxing your pussy while waiting for an edible to kick in it sounds terrible but trust me With a yummy little iced cranberry mocktail??? Legs lotioned and music ON??? If this were the 50s I’d absolutely have curlers in and a cigarette hanging off my lip too

my wax melter is the most dirty nasty disgusting beat up ran through dusty fucked up trooper in my army of bathroom products and I love her sm

the week is finally fucking over and I’m so pent up from work stress it’s going to take every ounce of self-control to not have my mouth on his dick the moment he walks through the door

my company just got the most random ass celebrity to be a guest speaker at our company all-hands today 😭

I’m a cranberry man. My daddy died in this bog, and so, too, shall I

hehehe I’m gonna make him some lunch for work 🥰🥰🥰

Sniff.

woke up two hours ago to some light petting and neck kisses and then immediately got my hole [REDACTED] for two hours straight and now my ears are ringing from how hard I came

Labia Majora’s Mask

I switched from delicious brand name Adderall to the generic version of Vyvanse because ✨paying $300 a month for meds sucks✨ To my GREAT surprise, this shit rules

tbh perineum sunning looks like it would feel pretty nice

highkey mad that I didn't take advantage of that one time I started lactating bc my hormones were acting up to do stuff like this I'm just NOT living my pervert life to its full potential smDh

me patiently waiting for an adhd gymfluencer to msg me back on which of cbum's preworkout powders is the best for someone on Meth Lite™

i'm gonna finger yer 'state when i tell ya this

I have a hypothesis that getting a fresh load of cum inside ya every day does the body good but those cheap bastards at the NIH won’t fund my vital research *spits*

hell yeah HELL YEAH

not be a total ingrate but I kinda wish I could stay in tonight instead of rushing out to get ingredients for a get together tomorrow 😔

I’ve gotten like 3.5 requests from people looking to be a paypig so far and every time it happens I think about this meme

For maximum enjoyment, read it in David Spade’s voice

Paying attention to meeting? 👎😒 Reading scripts during meeting? 👍👍

“The Stranger” is when you sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerk off to Albert Camus

I’m so excited for tomorrow 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 (we’re cloning his willy)

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

"kindest regards" alright alright calm down

*one jello shot later* did you guys fucking know that digdug has three sons

me waxing his brows after he made me see god 😔

Santa is the Coca Cola corporation and I’m asking Santa to bring this back permanently

@emosquid23.bsky.social Quick question, what would a Christmas elf define as being hung? www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring the homies inside and kiss them goodnight 😘😇

idk what Quarters Tarantula is on bc Paul Dano FUCKS in absolutely every role he’s been in

*eyes snapping awake* Christmas pornaments (family unfriendly tree ornaments for perverts)

listen up and listen well, male chauvinist pigs winter is the best time to get chemical and laser facials done. Get a package deal on Groupon or something so you can have gorgeous glowing skin for summer ☺️

I’m not religious but pope leo has a little smirk that makes me want to rip his cassock off

I'm at the combination

www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau... fuggin FINALLY

I finally edited the audio!

If YEWWW think “yandere” is the name of a Swedish tractor company… …uhhhhhYouMightBeARedneck

Dang I messed up while recording some SFX :^( time 2 sound edit…?

wow I think I might actually post something today

AAAAAAAAA U/SEVEN_VEILS_ FILLED IT 😍😍😍

gormless, feckless, and reckless: attorneys-in-law a romcom about three sleazy lawyers embroiled in a bitter feud who discover they’re all connected to the same family over Thanksgiving (two by marriage, one by blood)

i hate it when something is described as "inscrutable." you have no idea the types of things im able to scrute

(bloodlust quelled) their greed is sickening