my cat: *can't remember where she left a toy 3 seconds ago* also my cat: *remembers where she lost a treat 3 weeks ago*

Whomst among us, etc

I need to update this for season 2 #Deadloch

Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer

Fix your hearts or die.

better to be a known pervert than an unknown pervert

Just watched a video of Andy Weir describing neutrinos and he says they quantum tunnel through pretty much everything and I don’t feel this is an appropriate use of ”quantum tunneling” Anyway why ask a woman physicist when you can ask a dude novelist

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

went to check out the techno rave outside Parliament and I don't think I have the data allowance to share a video from it but let me tell you: there sure is a techno rave outside Parliament right now, celebrating Orban getting ousted

Just watching the cat play with an ice cube, as one does on a Saturday night

Wake up, babes, new memes just dropped

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Like many others, my cat checked out the #ArtemisII splashdown

There is a cat bed Right There but she is lying on the windowsill. #caturday

something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.

Artemis II are home safe 🥹 Katherine Johnson, Dorothy Vaughn, and Mary Jackson would be so proud 💜🌙

HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.

And the dynamic disaster duo (2/2)

Player character art for @dimension20.dropout.tv's new season City Council of Darkness! It was a bloody (certainly intended) joy to draw characters for this season. Do you have a favourite PC already? (1/2) #Dimension20 #CityCouncilOfDarkness

Godzilla in your corner

When cats want you to keep petting them as they walk around and keep crossing in front of you *falls over*

Quiet Riot adopted the name after band members witnessed librarians fighting

"Moon's haunted"

It is astonishing that humans are able to do these things. This is what happens when we act collectively to solve extremely difficult technical problems. (It works with many other kinds of problems, too.) You can follow Artemis II's encounter with the Moon starting at 1pm EDT. 🧪🔭 plus.nasa.gov

Murderpeep www.reddit.com/r/murderbot/...

The Battle Jacket stays on during sex

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

On the NASA #Artemis II livestream just now: "... and the song you heard was Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan to kick off the crew's day" 🩷🐴🌈

For the people who missed it

Happy #caturday and happy one month and one day since Gotcha Day to the most adorable little house panther

guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.

Jeopardy! At The Disco

Did they remember to put Ryan Gosling up there

Coming out of my cage and I could do with three more hours of sleep

LMAO THERE COULD BE NO CLEARER INDICATOR THAT BLUESKY IS FOR OLD PEOPLE Remember to take your blood pressure meds today, peepaws and meemaws

I went back to capture what the astronauts said in full when the clock was stopped at T-10 minutes and they were asked if they were go for launch: This is Victor. We are going for our families. This is Christina. We are going for our teammates. This is Jeremy. We are going for all humanity.

who called it fanfiction and not loose canon

Everyone watch Riz Ahmed's new show, Bait, it's so good

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! I'm grateful for all the friends, artists, and kind strangers on the internet who have shared their journey. The world is better because of the trans community. I think we should all strive to live our lives as our most full and true selves.

@shraaamp.bsky.social YOU ARE

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

#FundraiserPerk Connie Willis is kind and welcoming to all, you want to grab this chance for a 30-minute one-on-one video chat. Warm beverages and friendly chatter encouraged. + April e-issue of Locus and digital cover art. Donate at locusmag.com/igg26#FundraiserPerkor via our bio!

Have I ever hit "like" on a post just because it was at 68? Maybe.

me: Eddie asked Dulcie how to flirt with women! spouse: does *Dulcie* know how to flirt with women? me: nooooo, no she does not #Deadloch #Deadlochspoilers #Deadlochs2

🎵the world is a vampire / im gonna ride it all night long 🎵

the vengeful pillow by Edward Gorey